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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

http://ijr.com/2017/02/810003-the-way-richard-simmons-disappeared-is-even-more-disturbing-than-any-of-us-realized/

Happy queer disappeared!

Why no one care?

is a mystery... so bad, so bad

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Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
It's obvious what's not a mystery about you OP

roymorrison
Jul 26, 2005
congrats on falling for richard simmons attempt to revitalize his career/make money off ads

yogizh
Oct 12, 2015
Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast
Kiss sucked.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
I saw him at the airport in 1992. Haven't seen him since though.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
He gives gross women hope.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
Isn't his family holding him hostage or something weird like that?

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008
Maybe he got deep into some sort of RPG and is just busy doings raids and whatever

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008
Hit the Minecraft servers guys, maybe we can find him like reddit found the Boston bomber

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I hope he is ok

Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho

hitchensgoespop posted:

Hit the Minecraft servers guys, maybe we can find him like reddit found the Boston bomber

I don't know how candy crush works but he's probably cheerfully screaming oh yeah oh yeah, crush the candy!!! work that combo girl!!!

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Whenever my middle school gym teacher didn't feel like working she'd put on Sweating to the Oldies and have us all dance to it when she sits in her office. Gym was longer than the tape so we'd dance to it one and a half times.

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

probably getting buttslammed into oblivion

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
that story is horribly depressing and I hope he's ok

a dingus
Mar 22, 2008

Rhetorical questions only
Fun Shoe
He probably had a stroke or something and is a vegetable now.

I unironically think Richard Simmons is a good dude maybe he is sad he's old as hell and it's too late to come out of the closet.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

WatermelonGun posted:

Isn't his family holding him hostage or something weird like that?

he doesn't have a family, his surrogate mother tried to go to his house but his maid or someone turned her away, read the story in the op its really sad

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
he is in the light. allah embrace him. peace. no more pain.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
do you thi9nk he is a powerbottom?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

He gives gross women hope.

this cuts deep

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Nooner posted:

do you thi9nk he is a powerbottom?

He's a gentle lover

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

He gives gross women hope.

thats funny because so do you

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
Lol i read that whole article and nothing was disturbing or weird or anything really . scammed again

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

Chinatown posted:

thats funny because so do you

I give hope women gross.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

1gnoirents posted:

Lol i read that whole article and nothing was disturbing or weird or anything really . scammed again

Kathy Bates in misery gives a thumbs up to this post

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

1gnoirents posted:

Lol i read that whole article and nothing was disturbing or weird or anything really . scammed again

Got news for ya: you a sociopath

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Maybe that's a parachute for the maid/caretaker

1igno, how do you feel about conversion therapy?

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
I'd heard that he became a recluse/was possibly being held captive by his housekeeper, but yeah, I didn't really understand how abrupt that turn was. That's really sad. :(

They don't make em like Richard Simmons anymore. He should be riding horses with Tony Little on a sunset beach, not holed up in his house prison.

Anton Chigurh
Mar 18, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
I'm genuinely sorry to read that about him. Despite his goofball behavior, he did help people and seemed to care about them.

a dingus
Mar 22, 2008

Rhetorical questions only
Fun Shoe
This whole situation is just going to turn out like the movie Bernie and he's going to murder her and stick her in a freezer.

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW
Whenever someone asks where anyone is, I say "the gay bar." It's never failed.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Chinatown posted:

thats funny because so do you

Daaaaaaamn buddy. :iceburn: :smith:

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

well it said in the article, he's inside the house and won't come out

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

or is he

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

im sweating to the oldies rn

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
maybe this is a viral marketing tactic for 'doom house 3'

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
he's going to robbin williams himself because he's gay and its going to break my heart

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat
last time i checked the news the gay 80s exercise guru was being held captive by a hispanic sorceress which sounds about right for what the world's become

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Richard Simmons is dead

he's locked in my basement

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

chernobyl kinsman posted:

last time i checked the news the gay 80s exercise guru was being held captive by a hispanic sorceress which sounds about right for what the world's become

lol he's not gay. women love him

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Got news for ya: you a sociopath

Don't sign your posts. Idiot bitch

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