Dental Dam Review Thread

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Jesus Christ: Jun 1, 2000; mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

I'm in the market for dental dams and I was wondering what were y'all's favorites?

I'm currently considering this to sample all the flavors, but any recommendations are more than welcome!

And how exactly do they work? Do you just put them around your mouth and then blow them into her hoo-hah back and forth?

Thanks!

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kazr: Jan 28, 2005

well god dam

# ? Mar 23, 2017 07:20

a few DRUNK BONERS: Mar 25, 2016

you have to eat them for maximal effectivity

# ? Mar 23, 2017 07:21

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

just pout a condom on your tongue op godamn is it that hard.

# ? Mar 23, 2017 07:22

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

# ? Mar 23, 2017 07:25

Jesus Christ: Jun 1, 2000; mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

just pout a condom on your tongue op godamn is it that hard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXz_arTA05w

# ? Mar 23, 2017 07:31

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

Jesus Christ posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXz_arTA05w

heh. thanks.

# ? Mar 23, 2017 07:35

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

be sure to tape or glue it down OP. the skin shield glue works well because it's not as permanent as krazy glue but has a lot of the same sticking power

# ? Mar 23, 2017 07:40

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

just humble bragging here but I eat the booty w/o protection nor protest

# ? Mar 23, 2017 08:00

Antiquated Pants: Feb 23, 2011; Oh god I'm so lonely in here...

Dreddout posted:

just humble bragging here but I eat the booty w/o protection nor protest

Are dental dams weird? I've never even seen one IRL. more bars should sell them next to the condom dispensers.

# ? Mar 23, 2017 08:02

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

loving nobody uses dental dams, lol.

# ? Mar 23, 2017 08:13

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

Life advice: don't go down on strangers.

# ? Mar 23, 2017 08:17

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

# ? Mar 23, 2017 08:20

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN: Jun 26, 2009

Pawn 17 posted:

Life advice: don't go down on strangers.

A stranger's just a friend you haven't ate (pronounced "et")

# ? Mar 23, 2017 08:37

Yvershek: Nov 15, 2000; and there are no
diamonds in the
mine

I'm glad to see people are being more responsible since STDs have ravaged the lesbian lifestyle.

# ? Mar 23, 2017 09:22

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Pawn 17 posted:

Life advice: don't go down on strangers.

i can vouch for the quality of this advice

# ? Mar 24, 2017 00:35

DONKEY SALAMI: Jun 28, 2008; donkey? donkey?

Pawn 17 posted:

Life advice: don't go down on strangers.

well sure, introduce yourself first.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 00:47

ra tehuti: Feb 9, 2017; Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

lol if you worry about hygiene while eating rear end

# ? Mar 24, 2017 00:54

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

i got a dental dam for you right here OP :grin:

# ? Mar 24, 2017 00:55

drowned in pussy juice: Oct 13, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Dreddout posted:

just humble bragging here but I eat the booty w/o protection nor protest

# ? Mar 24, 2017 00:56

am i ugly: Mar 12, 2017; by zen death robot

suck my dental dam balls op

# ? Mar 24, 2017 01:06

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

I eat the booty without provocation nor interest (theirs)

# ? Mar 24, 2017 01:08

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

theres no way an rear end in a top hat doesn't taste like poop, i refuse to believe it

# ? Mar 24, 2017 01:09

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Dreddout posted:

just humble bragging here but I eat the booty w/o protection nor protest

Enjoy your hepatitis

# ? Mar 24, 2017 01:12

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

OMGVBFLOL posted:

theres no way an rear end in a top hat doesn't taste like poop, i refuse to believe it

But have you ever actually tasted poop?? Go try some and come back to me before you object

# ? Mar 24, 2017 01:13

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

I always got plenty of dental dams handy in case I want to go down on a chick with VD. :j:

# ? Mar 24, 2017 01:14

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

But have you ever actually tasted poop??

yeNO no

# ? Mar 24, 2017 01:15

hemale in pain: Jun 5, 2010

OMGVBFLOL posted:

theres no way an rear end in a top hat doesn't taste like poop, i refuse to believe it

god has gifted us water to wash out the booty before you eat it

# ? Mar 24, 2017 01:19

shoophobo: Aug 30, 2013; "shoophobo? more like shittyposter!"; Fallen Rib

need a dam for my rear end in a top hat

# ? Mar 24, 2017 01:20

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

Dental Dam!
Lisa has syphilis

# ? Mar 24, 2017 01:20

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

hemale in pain posted:

god has gifted us water to wash out the booty before you eat it

Also at-home enema kits.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 01:22

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

ArbitraryC posted:

Dental Dam!
Lisa has syphilis

# ? Mar 24, 2017 01:31

Drad_Bert: Jun 26, 2013; by Smythe

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

just pout a condom on your tongue op godamn is it that hard.

U should put a condom over your head

# ? Mar 24, 2017 01:58

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

OMGVBFLOL posted:

theres no way an rear end in a top hat doesn't taste like poop, i refuse to believe it

Yeah you loving dweebo that's the whole dam point

# ? Mar 24, 2017 02:00

shovelbum: Oct 21, 2010; Fun Shoe

language!

use a dental darn or a dental drat

# ? Mar 24, 2017 02:01

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

shovelbum posted:

language!

use a dental darn or a dental drat

Or a dental dadgum

Wait poo poo that might be a fetish thing

edit: don't Google "dental dad gum"

# ? Mar 24, 2017 02:39

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

hemale in pain posted:

god has gifted us water to wash out the booty before you eat it

no way just water gets the poop smell out. no. w. a. y.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 15:58

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

how dothese work? gonna need a instructional gif

# ? Mar 24, 2017 16:06

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

ArbitraryC posted:

Dental Dam!
Lisa has syphilis

# ? Mar 24, 2017 16:07

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 06:20

Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Antiquated Pants posted:

Are dental dams weird? I've never even seen one IRL. more bars should sell them next to the condom dispensers.

Sell? You should be gay, the gay bars give out condoms and lube for free, just go to one of the fishbowls and take as many condoms and lube packets as you want. Actually I wouldn't be surprised if the lesbian bars gave out dental dams, I've never checked.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 16:47

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