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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Eh, basically that. For example, in the TLC show "Breaking Amish" they show "Amish defectors" learning about life in the new modern wooorld! Only, it turns out that they've identified the "former Amish" as commercial actresses. Similarly, in Extreme Cheapskates, the individual on the pilot episode claims to be a CPA obsessed with thrift. Surprise, she's also a bit part actress. They're literally all fake.

Panel shows aren't all 100% fake 100% of the time but it's an open secret the panelists get the questions in advance so they have time to come up with funny answers, and they're ruthlessly edited, sometimes just to make one person seem stupid for the home audience's entertainment. This is why they have jokes like the points on QI "not mattering" or being "secret". It's to ease the misleading editing process.

Similarly, a family member of mine lives in the bush in Alaska, and the shows about Alaskan bush life are a joke up there. They're literally just fake. They're fake shows. Same with the Gold Diggin' Morons who are here and there around the country. It's nooot reaaaaal.

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

could i instead suggest people check out the frog thread, as it's good and has good frogs in it

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
They also wrote The Osbournes and Keepin up with the Kardashians.

Bridalplasty is actually done, and they record it, but the plastic surgery is done because they offer it for free if the women agree to be taped and follow instructions to act like jerkoffs for the camera.

Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016

by Smythe
Man, really? That alaskan bush people family is fake? That sucks.

They seem so genuinely insane and bush-peopleish though.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
tv... is not real?? gosh my parents were so smart in the 80s telling me tv was all fake and not to take it at face value. i thought i was so much smarter than them that i never believed them

*deep sad sighs, starts RMA process on anime girlfriend pillow*

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

could i instead suggest people check out the frog thread, as it's good and has good frogs in it

This was a good suggestion. Pretty good frogs. Thanks for the tip!

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Thank you for bringing this to my attention pick.

SuperiorColliculus
Oct 31, 2011

This is completely new information to me, and I am appalled.

Appalled, I say!

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
Imagine watching TV unironically

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
So the Duggar family are all fake?

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

I don't think there are any shows at all that don't have writers.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Gaming garbage?

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Wrestling is actually real

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
I have a coworker that is shocked everytime a reality show ends up being irrefutably fake. It also wasnt until his 30s did he figure out WWE was scripted.

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
BAD THING BAD

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

TrustmeImLegit posted:

Wrestling is actually real

well this one yea

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?
I truly believe honey boo boo was real because who else would be stupid enough to start dating your ex who just got out of jail for molesting your daughter

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvTNyKIGXiI

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Edgar posted:

Gaming garbage?

Well, someone wrote whatever game they are playing, but, no, you have a point. That is pretty extemporaneous. I meant shows on TV, though. I don't know about Internet shows.

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
good thing something awful dot com fourms user pick is around to remind me that reality tv is actually not real.
thanks pick

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Bullshit, op, and also how dare you

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
Nobody even watches reality TV anymore now that Netflix exists, get with the times.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Welcome to the desert of the real.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

Sintax posted:

Imagine watching TV unironically

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?

Guy Mann posted:

Nobody even watches reality TV anymore now that Netflix exists, get with the times.

there's a shitload of reality tv on netflix

source: I watch a lot of reality tv on netflix

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Troposphere posted:

there's a shitload of reality tv on netflix

source: I watch a lot of reality tv on netflix

What's your Netflix login info, trop?

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Simon Amstell genuinely bullied people and made Bill Bailey into a big crybaby and it was the best television ever recorded.

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
Married at first sight better be real you rear end in a top hat!!

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I miss the weird surgery shows that TLC had. Was it TLC that had the show where people who are ugly and deformed, get plastic surgery?

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Edgar posted:

I miss the weird surgery shows that TLC had. Was it TLC that had the show where people who are ugly and deformed

you're thinking of Your Mirror

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Troposphere posted:

there's a shitload of reality tv on netflix

source: I watch a lot of reality tv on netflix

I watch so many ducking true crime shows

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
those shows are gay anyway

it bottles my mind that people actually watch them

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Only true 90's kids remember when TLC had actual educational programming on because it was marketed as The Learning Channel.

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

I had a TLC episode once.

It was part of a series where young couples buy a house.

We basically...errr......recreated our experience buying a house. Add took some heavy liberties with how much inter-personal conflict there was when purchasing a house.

Also they made me look really really dumb (dumber than normal|) and made my wife kinda neurotic and insecure.

50 hour work week. $1000 in the bank ($500 per person).

2/10 would not do again.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Yug posted:

Only true 90's kids remember when TLC had actual educational programming on because it was marketed as The Learning Channel.

Skinnamarink TV was confusing because it was folklore for years that Bram had died, and welp, there he was

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
my worldview................. it's shattered....................

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
so what are you saying, that the questions on panel shows aren't that important and are just a pretext for something? pretty out-there ideas you're peddling here

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Gold diggin morons are largely real. They play up aspects and create drama (like every reality show) that isn't there but they're real gold mines and they're really mining gold.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

I knew some folks on "Cheaters," and they just made up some story. It was all pretend, but the cash was real! Also the host getting stabbed that time was real.

500 seems a little chintzy.

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Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
I watched an episode of this show, Fawlty Towers, and I have my suspicions that it doesn't give Torquay hotels a fair shake of the stick. I'm going to write to the Beeb and complain

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