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Uh sure I've never read the bible or took any sort of theology class available at any college but clearly I'm smarter than millions of people over thousands of years
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fart farrrt poo poo lol look how fuckin stupid I am hahaha
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Apr 25, 2017 10:51
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It's still a religion, though. People who say they are atheists believe in nothing, but they are very fervent about it.
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Apr 25, 2017 10:53
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durr I'm a big idiot who demands "proof" before believing huge claims
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Apr 25, 2017 10:55
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these 'ich bin atheist' kickstarter shoes were totally worth it, those christian beachgoers are going to have their minds blown.
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Apr 25, 2017 10:56
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All those Greeks building temples for made-up sky friends, ugh.
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Apr 25, 2017 10:58
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Sure there's a whole book proven 100% to be accurate factual eye witness accounts to miracles but i know better
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Apr 25, 2017 10:59
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when you think about it atheists are just like religious people because its a thing you can believe in...just like religion. I dont get how atheists dont get this...lol
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Apr 25, 2017 10:59
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oh my god dennis do we have to thank your sky wizard before dinner every night wake UP
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Apr 25, 2017 11:01
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lorn Wayne posted:these 'ich bin atheist' kickstarter shoes were totally worth it, those christian beachgoers are going to have their minds blown. I bought Devo-branded shoes once. They look like Vans slip-ons except very unattractive!
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Apr 25, 2017 11:01
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I only believe when i have proof! Now let me explain the theory of evolution to you...
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Apr 25, 2017 11:04
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im gonna go pretend to be a christian online cause thats edgy n ironic now or some poo poo
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Apr 25, 2017 11:04
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when people ask me what religion i follow, i don't say 'atheist' or 'agnostic' etc. i usually just set them on fire. i find it to be much more polite and everyone wins imo.
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Apr 25, 2017 11:04
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*goes on to explain a bunch of scientific theories. Glosses over that they're just theories*
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Apr 25, 2017 11:05
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These are the shoes.
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Apr 25, 2017 11:06
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Oh baby, NASA just released another totally real photo, time to jerk my sin-sausage again! *doesn't realize satellites can't fly because there's no air in space*
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Apr 25, 2017 11:06
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Zorodius posted:Oh baby, NASA just released another totally real photo, time to jerk my sin-sausage again! If atheists wanted facts they'd read the bible
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Apr 25, 2017 11:08
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*tries really hard to evolve*
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Apr 25, 2017 11:12
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It's bad when Christians try to spread love abd pace. Oh a follower of Allah raped a child? Well that's just their culture we need to respect it.
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Apr 25, 2017 11:13
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Zorodius posted:*tries really hard to evolve* We are all Devo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRguZr0xCOc
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Apr 25, 2017 11:17
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oooooph, my colon..nnnnnnngggh
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Apr 25, 2017 11:19
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Zorodius posted:*tries really hard to evolve* *whispers in hushed tone* some types of candy might help.
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Apr 25, 2017 11:19
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'squirtt iut on the shaft and work it inslowly'~'married'atheist
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Orkin Mang posted:'squirtt iut on the shaft and work it inslowly'~'married'atheist I think I married a Christian once. Some people are very particular about religion.
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Apr 25, 2017 11:25
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*spells atheist correctly* Checkmate theists. 
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Apr 25, 2017 11:26
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'dam this spastic colon!!!'
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Apr 25, 2017 11:26
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*has no morals whatsoever* *eats babies and kills people*
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Apr 25, 2017 11:25
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*cries about all the oppression prejudice athiests deal with.* *is crying to a Christian, the most oppressed and victimized religion in the history of the world*
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Apr 25, 2017 11:27
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*chooses to be gay, and to ignore that islam is the light* heh heh! time to gently caress my black husband
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Apr 25, 2017 11:29
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Doesn't believe in things that make no sense and don't have any evidence to back them up.
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Apr 25, 2017 11:29
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derpy doo i don't believe in god even though sunsets are pretty and bananas fit perfectly in the hand.
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Apr 25, 2017 11:29
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The Dennis System posted:Doesn't believe in things that make no sense and don't have any evidence to back them up. Ride The Gravitron posted:Now let me explain the theory of evolution to you...
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Apr 25, 2017 11:31
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Ignores all ghost stories which prove that there is another existence besides what we see.
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Apr 25, 2017 11:34
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a man punched me in the face then commited suicide before i could exact revenge....without god,justice will never truly be served. gay anal bareback creampies are my only solace
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Apr 25, 2017 11:35
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*shoves banana up rear end and pours hot coffee all over man titties and micropeen*
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Apr 25, 2017 11:36
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*screams "OH DAWKINS" every time he cums because god isn't real*
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Apr 25, 2017 11:36
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I'm no biologist, but I'm pretty sure there's a mountain of evidence for evolution.
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Apr 25, 2017 11:38
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*is lacking in all chivalry and honor*
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*Lacks any ethics or morals* *Murders and rapes for fun*
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The Dennis System posted:I'm no biologist, but I'm pretty sure there's a mountain of evidence for evolution. Nope sorry.
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