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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Sure I've never read an economics book or took any sort of 20th century history class available at any college, but clearly I'm smarter than millions of people over hundreds of years!
This time it will work for sure!

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VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
*goes to a protest*

*gets punched by a miniature man*

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
*goes to a cozy day job at Starbucks, where he is not forced to perform heavy dangerous labour for 80+ hours a week*
*comes home and writes a manifesto about capitalists sucking the lifeblood of the proud proletariat class*

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Colonel Cancer posted:

Sure I've never read an economics book or took any sort of 20th century history class available at any college, but clearly I'm smarter than millions of people over hundreds of years!
This time it will work for sure!

Kill this idiot

smug n stuff
Jul 21, 2016

A Hobbit's Adventure
*wants people to have enough food, shelter, etc. to not die*

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

*nationalizes your lunch*

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

smug n stuff posted:

*wants people to have enough food, shelter, etc. to not die*

*executes this plan so horribly millions die of starvation*

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
*kills millions of people*

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
*has drawn out discussions with college educated men and women accomplishing nothing*
*thinks farmers, miners and other menial workers, i.e. the proletariat are backwards homophobes and ought to be exterminated*

smug n stuff
Jul 21, 2016

A Hobbit's Adventure

VikingSkull posted:

*executes this plan so horribly millions die of starvation*

*no you see that was not real communism for the following reasons,


*

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Colonel Cancer posted:

Sure I've never read an economics book or took any sort of 20th century history class available at any college, but clearly I'm smarter than millions of people over hundreds of years!
This time it will work for sure!

Truly shameful revisionism, I will be seizing this thread.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i dont care if its communist or fascists or whatever but the next totalitarian government better loving issue color coded jumpsuits issued by social class/job function

1984 was a long time ago and im tired of all this loving fashion and laundry

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN






that second one isn't even shopped

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Hurr the current system is unfixable therefore I don't have to fix it. Full communism now! *masturbates then falls asleep* 
*never actually does anything to create change*

OXBALLS DOT COM fucked around with this message at 04:16 on Apr 26, 2017

white_noise
Apr 26, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Hey whats up, hows the public factory we co-operate doing today? Non-exploitative? Hey, that's dynamite.

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Hurr the current system is unfixable therefore I don't have to fix it. Full communism now! *masturbates then falls asleep* 

Same post as from the other thread? Lazy.


Kiryen
Feb 25, 2015

*whines on the internet, talks about the 'military industrial complex'*

*realizes the 'resistance' would be hard-pressed to defeat a National Guard company*

*can't understand why people who live in a country where owning a computer is the norm won't get behind the idea that misery is comparable to 1917 Russia*

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
I've never actually read Marx, I just call everything capitalism and sneer a lot

white_noise
Apr 26, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Wait isn't this the German SOCIALIST Workers party? Why don't we su-*gets murdered by the Sturm Abteilung for being a trade unionist*

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
https://i.imgur.com/E4LFfqM.gifv

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

YOU COMMUNISTS BETTER LOG THE gently caress OFF!!!!



YOU MAOIST FUCKS ARE PART OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER GLOBALIST FUCKS!!!!!

Kiryen
Feb 25, 2015

*Takes over a forum on SA*

*Runs off anyone to the right of Jeremy Corbyn*

*Thinks actual people buy into this crap*

Kiryen
Feb 25, 2015


*Thinks putting words on pictures on the internet is a devastating and clever takedown*

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Kiryen posted:

*Takes over a forum on SA*

*Runs off anyone to the right of Jeremy Corbyn*

*Thinks actual people buy into this crap*

quote:

Approximately one in four Americans (26%) – and one-third of millennials (32%) — believe more people were killed under George W. Bush than Joseph Stalin;

Roughly half of millennials (55%) believe Communism was and still is a problem – compared with 80% of Baby Boomers and 91% of elderly Americans;

Nearly half of Generation Z, the cohort following the Millennials, say they would vote for a socialist; 1 in 5 say they would vote for a communist;

64% of elderly Americans (age 65+) held a favorable view of capitalism versus only 42% of millennials;

Younger Americans were far less likely to agree with the ideas of capitalist Milton Friedman (Gen Z: 55%; millennials: 58%) than they were Bernie Sanders (Gen Z: 71%; millennials: 71%).
http://victimsofcommunism.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/VOC-Report-101316.pdf

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
funny jokes, funny thread op

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i just loving hate the globalists OP

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

numberoneposter posted:

i just loving hate the globalists OP

I blame rootless cosmopolitans

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
*writes about getting rid of private property on a personal computer*

Kiryen
Feb 25, 2015


Oh no.

Hold me.

I'm scared.

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN




Colonel Cancer posted:

*writes about getting rid of private property on a personal computer*


Kiryen
Feb 25, 2015

*gets knocked out of the election in the first round in France, of all places*

Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016

by Smythe
*reassures everyone that the number of people killed by communism is only like 10 million topsssssss*

Kiryen
Feb 25, 2015


*Puts communism after capitalism in intellectually lazy internet cartoon even though communism already failed*

white_noise
Apr 26, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

This is exactly why i'm an anglo neo-absolutist, so I can make fun of hypocrite antiroyals for criticizing the Queen in her own english

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
*is incredibly poor and cold and hungry all the time*

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

*blames the cia for everything*

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cmlnPrbMv4&t=126s

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Kiryen posted:

*Puts communism after capitalism in intellectually lazy internet cartoon even though communism already failed*

Tens of thousands die every day from easily preventable things except they're poor.

Capitalism kills.

get that OUT of my face posted:

*blames the cia for everything*

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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
*Posts memes to distract from loser life of passivity and cowardice*

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