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1. When Richard Stallman runs /bin/false, it returns `true`. 2. If Richard Stallman has 1GB of RAM, and if you have 1GB of RAM, Richard Stallman has more RAM than you. 3. Richard Stallman won a Sudoku that started with only one number in each line. 4. Richard Stallman first words were actually syscalls. 5. Whenever Richard Stallman looks at a Windows computer, it segfaults. Whenever Richard Stallman doesn't look at a Windows computer, it segfaults. 6. Richard Stallman once went out of scope for a while. The garbage collector never dared to touch him. 7. Richard Stallman can solve the halting problem… in polynomial time. 8. For Richard Stallman, polynomial time is O(1). 9. When Richard Stallman gets angry he doesn't swear; he recurses. 10. Richard Stallman does not actually write programs. He comes up with a length and digit index in pi. 11. Richard Stallman can fill up /dev/null. 12. Richard Stallman's DNA is in binary. 13. Richard Stallman is so zealous about privacy he has /dev/null as his home. 14. When Richard Stallman's computer gets a virus, he simply applies a GPL license to it which converts the whole botnet to Linux. I mean, GNU/Linux. 15. Richard Stallman's doctor can retrieve a blood sample via CVS. 16. Richard Stallman programmed Chuck Norris. 17. Behind Richard Stallman's beard there is another fist, to code faster. 18. Richard Stallman's first words were in binary. When they couldn't understand him, he wrote a parser. 19. Richard Stallman doesn't evaluate expressions; expressions evaluate to Richard Stallman. 20. Richard Stallman's brain compiles and runs C code. 21. Richard Stallman user GNU tar to compress air. 22. Richard Stallman has a URL tatooed on the left side of his chest where you can download his genetic code. 23. Richard Stallman never showers; he runs `make clean`. 24. Richard Stallman gets 9 bits to the byte. 25. Richard Stallman can release LLVM and clang under the GPL. 26. When Richard Stallman counted his fingers as a kid, he always started with 0. 27. Richard Stallman wasn't born. He was compiled from source. 28. Richard Stallman's uptime is over 53 years. And counting up. 29. Richard Stallman wrote a program to compute the last digit of pi. 30. Richard Stallman can parse HTML with regular expressions. 31. Richard Stallman wrote a program so powerful it knows the question to 42. 32. Richard Stallman can touch this. 33. Richard Stallman wrote a program that divides by zero. 34. Richard Stallman was coded by himself in lisp with Emacs. 35. Richard Stallman can telnet into Mordor. 36. When Richard Stallman uses floats, there are no rounding errors. 37. "They can take our lives, but they can never take our freedom." — William Wallace after a little talk with Richard Stallman. 38. Richard Stallman is the answer to the Turing Test.
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39. Richard Stallman is really fat.
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akadajet posted:23. Richard Stallman never showers;
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105. If you throw a bar of soap at Richard Stallman, it will either carom off inches before it hits as if striking an invisible force field, or it will detonate without harming (or cleaning) Richard Stallman in the slightest
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Apr 26, 2017 23:21
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173: Richard Stallman thinks it's OK to have sex with children
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Sweevo posted:173: Richard Stallman thinks it's OK to have sex with children what a creep
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akadajet posted:11. Richard Stallman can fill up /dev/null. only one that checks out
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akadajet posted:36. When Richard Stallman uses floats, there are no rounding errors.   actually those are not errors, it's all working as intended      
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fats about richard stallman: - wrote emacs, damaging the brains of millions of computer users - tries to claim credit for linux by adding his stupid acronym to it - literally a crazy person on a 30 year crusade against software
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richard stallman cries in public, and it's embarrassing for everyone, but not for richard stallman.
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The Management posted:fats about richard stallman: rms also rather claiming a lot of credit for emacs from james gosling and guy steele (gosling on making it recognizably emacs with his lisp version of the old teco macro thing, steele for starting the original teco macro organization effort)
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he eats his foot gunk
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he is a very balanced and calm person https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jskq3-lpQnE
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I saw Richard Stallman on the subway trying to hit on some young professional women "Have you heard of the Free Software movement?" "I think so" "I started it." I don't think it worked
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Roke. posted:I saw Richard Stallman on the subway trying to hit on some young professional women did he offer her some fruit? and wasn't he voluntold to leave his post from mit because of weird sex reasons
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The Management posted:fats about richard stallman: -wants to gently caress a parrot
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OldAlias posted:did he offer her some fruit? and wasn't he voluntold to leave his post from mit because of weird sex reasons He did not offer any fruit. I think he's in Cambridge and he's still listed as a visiting scientist with an office on the MIT CSAIL website but I don't really know much about his MIT career. "He'll be the stubbornest mule on the farm until the day he dies."
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Roke. posted:He did not offer any fruit. I think he's in Cambridge and he's still listed as a visiting scientist with an office on the MIT CSAIL website but I don't really know much about his MIT career. Per friends that went to MIT, everyone hates him and wants nothing to do with him. He's on some big mailing lists where he annoys everyone with constant complaints and corrections. Avoiding RMS and making sure he doesn't know about or doesn't get to have input to anything that's going on is a big goal over there.
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This poo poo is stupid and you should feel bad about yourself.
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everything he touches smells like poo
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Bloody posted:voted 1 that's your right, I guess
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The Management posted:Per friends that went to MIT, everyone hates him and wants nothing to do with him. He's on some big mailing lists where he annoys everyone with constant complaints and corrections. Avoiding RMS and making sure he doesn't know about or doesn't get to have input to anything that's going on is a big goal over there. wow richard stallman here posting in this very thread??
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he has that annoying nerdvoice that you though only existed in cartoons
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Roke. posted:
"You lyin' get!"brit obscurity lol
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52. tender embraces
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Richard M Stallman is a celebrated recording artist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sJUDx7iEJw
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215: Richard stallman is really easy to make fun of but when his bag was stolen in South America and he cried I felt bad and now I'm conflicted every time the opportunity arises. Also he's theoretically down with loving dolphins.
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BooLoo posted:215: Richard stallman is really easy to make fun of but when his bag was stolen in South America and he cried I felt bad and now I'm conflicted every time the opportunity arises. Also he's theoretically down with loving dolphins. yeah same
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big scary monsters posted:wow richard stallman here posting in this very thread?? You called?  Also this thread is absolutely terrible, shame on you op
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the richard stallman?!?
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richard "rms" "'lowtax' kyanka" stallman??
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all these are pretty deece magic card photoshop ideas op. you should be proud
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Bloody posted:richard "rms" "'lowtax' kyanka" stallman?? none other!
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BooLoo posted:215: Richard stallman is really easy to make fun of but when his bag was stolen in South America and he cried I felt bad and now I'm conflicted every time the opportunity arises. Also he's theoretically down with loving dolphins. man i looked it up and it's seriously  -ing me out quote:Hi Guillermo. I was right there, after the talk. It was a very sad moment. He was really distressed. He started yelling and punching himself in the head. He was worried because he had to be in Brazil soon, and he wouldn’t make it without his passport and all. And, apparently, his notebook was stolen too, and he said he wouldn’t be able to work for a week or so because of that.
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he should punch himself in the head until he dies lol
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mentally ill man doesn't deal well with adversity.
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