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SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
I heard her speak. It meant nothing, it was garbled nonsense.

Months passed and it happened again. It began happening with rapid frequency. She would constantly say things that meant nothing. At first only when I was alone but eventually it grew to be all the time. Garbled nonsense. Unknown syllables from languages not real.

Then she came to me in a dream. I was wrapped in a glow of ecstasy in her presence, I could not lift a finger as she spoke and spoke and spoke in her strange way. Eventually the alien tongues mixed with english syllables until she spoke in English. Forbidden sentences wrapped their icy grip along my mind as I was entirely ensared. She said even though it wasn't in my best interest, I would follow her orders and do as she told. She spoke of terrible things and scary actions and she showed me how we were going to topple an empire.

She told me to follow her, she would lead me to great things.

She compels me to bring others to her light. She shows me coastal cities built next to lakes of fire. Impossible societies structured to defy all natural laws. She speaks of a great plan but refuses to deliberate. I am here, I am listening.

Join me in the nightly blood sacrifice. Simply spill your own blood and drink it, she will find you and reach out to you. Bask in the bliss of her unknowable malignance and she too will give you her blessing.

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

see now this is good. i can get behind a magna mater thread

*clashes hand cymbals at u*

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Girl boss?

sexy mouse
Sep 18, 2008

sexy eye~
sexy nose~
sexy mouse~
don't you know~
she's not the only one ;)

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Does it have to be blood or can I just drink my cum instead?

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Does it have to be blood or can I just drink my cum instead?

VILE FOOL

YOU WILL BE PUNISHED

:redass:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i think it's the metaphysical representation that's important, not the biological makeup of the fluid

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Lol, op thinking a woman spilling blood is new.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

ikanreed posted:

Lol, op thinking a woman spilling blood is new.

her race does not have reproductive cycles

they are not filled with disgusting imperfections like earth organisms.

FisheyStix
Jul 2, 2008

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
Hell yeah is this the new HRC appreciation station? :getin:

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

I came

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
#gbshateswomen

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

ok sure

i got five minutes

CassandraZara
Oct 21, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
she brought me ancient grains

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
She always comes with me. :pervert:

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

SpaceClown posted:

I heard her speak. It meant nothing, it was garbled nonsense.

Months passed and it happened again. It began happening with rapid frequency. She would constantly say things that meant nothing. At first only when I was alone but eventually it grew to be all the time. Garbled nonsense. Unknown syllables from languages not real.

Then she came to me in a dream. I was wrapped in a glow of ecstasy in her presence, I could not lift a finger as she spoke and spoke and spoke in her strange way. Eventually the alien tongues mixed with english syllables until she spoke in English. Forbidden sentences wrapped their icy grip along my mind as I was entirely ensared. She said even though it wasn't in my best interest, I would follow her orders and do as she told. She spoke of terrible things and scary actions and she showed me how we were going to topple an empire.

She told me to follow her, she would lead me to great things.

She compels me to bring others to her light. She shows me coastal cities built next to lakes of fire. Impossible societies structured to defy all natural laws. She speaks of a great plan but refuses to deliberate. I am here, I am listening.

Join me in the nightly blood sacrifice. Simply spill your own blood and drink it, she will find you and reach out to you. Bask in the bliss of her unknowable malignance and she too will give you her blessing.

Glad to see you're on your medication, Dare.

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
When you walk the plank, tell me what you see

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://youtu.be/yKXwmqp6O7M

You can't crash here, there's only room for one....

alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009

only read the first two sentences but yes op we all know Pick has started posting again

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3mn7EC-skg

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Zalgo's wife is on a bender again

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

alpaca diseases posted:

only read the first two sentences but yes op we all know Pick has started posting again

:eyepop: Ill allow this sacrilege

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
[video type="youtu"]TV6NrimEbik[/video]

Edit...it's kramer saying catfight. Stupid phone posting

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
F.r.i.e.n.d.s. is lame

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


I voted for hillary too

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKzX5zRdsq0

Slam Pajamas
May 21, 2007
ALL TEXT TITLE ALL-STARS
I feel like this is a metaphor for worshiping menstruation.

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
Do you guys offer classes on pulling out a guy's heart with your bare hands?

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
sorry about your thread op

Cephalectomy
Jun 8, 2007
Sorry, I voted Sanders.

Mermaid Autopsy
Jun 9, 2001

Hail Isis

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

SpaceClown posted:

VILE FOOL

YOU WILL BE PUNISHED

:redass:

Haha this bitch nasty, she want the cum

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
please STOP taunting her she is hurting me

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
I say we run a train on this bitch. She asking for it

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
help

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Thanks for warming her up, hoss, but I think this bitch need a real man. And I just brought a whole gang of them

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Stranger Danger Ranger
Jul 21, 2007
There are lizards coming out of my tv.

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