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The garbage everywhere makes this place feel super authentic, they really put attention into every detail here. And the cheese sandwiches are primo! It's like I'm an actual citizen of a tourism-driven, poverty-ridden caribbean nation! |
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every few hours a plane drops leaflets over the island, each with the inscription "Ja Rule is coming." my heart swells when I read it. I believe
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:13 |
its really great here. I keep asking people where the plugs are though. im trying really hard to plug in my juicero. if I go much longer without a fresh squeezed juice then I may have to squeeze the pack of juice with my hands like a barbarian | |
# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:21 |
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#fyregulag2017
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:25 |
Tonight's 5 Michelin star meal was delivered to us in a giant crate via parachute!
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:27 |
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I found something on the ground that I think is meat. I'm gonna try it! God, all these new culinary experiences!
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:28 |
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Mulder: 10 years ago an entire group of wealthy festival goers disappeared overnight, without leaving a trace, this was after growing reports of festival mismanagement and some fairly mysterious circumstances regarding the organizers, who after that night were never seen again. Scully: and you think these disturbances might mean the missing attendees were just... hiding out all this time? Mulder: or they came back. Scully: ...came back? From where, Mulder? Mulder: That'swe're going to find out *holds up two tickets to Nassau* |
# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:30 |
I'm a big dog person, so I love to see all these good boys and girls roaming around carefree. One thing, they're a little too friendly. One of the ate the rest of my sandwich out of my hand, and another one keeps licking my throat when I'm trying to sleep. | |
# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:31 |
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Me n my bros were gonna go out on the bay for the lil yachty concert, and we were gonna do it in our little yachts too, as like, kinda a nod to him, but a bunch of people got out there before us, which is kinda poo poo. Also I don't know what fishing poles and nets have to do with any of his songs.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:30 |
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Oh poo poo, there's a group of people crowded around a woman holding a newborn baby. I think I might have eaten a placenta ---------------- |
# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:32 |
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i thought fire was banned?
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:42 |
A human foot?
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:46 |
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Please, people. Disheveled rags are SO last season. Check these fronds out. Real, 100% locally sourced palm fronds from just down the beach. Light, comfortable, and in stylish tropical green, these leaves leave nothing to the imagination and everything to the eye. |
# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:49 |
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im a millenial sjw
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:52 |
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i packed all my freshly pressed fake mud jeans but judging by everyone here it's already passe oh well Blink 182 is my fav
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:53 |
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Day 30: blink still isn't here but i haven't given up hope that they will come. nowhere here takes applepay and i haven't had an atm card in years, but I've managed to survive on scraps of cheese sandwich and water from a "tap" (made up word? look up later) |
# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:59 |
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FutonForensic posted:every few hours a plane drops leaflets over the island, each with the inscription "Ja Rule is coming." my heart swells when I read it. I believe Pain is love, comrade - trust in Ja. Ja is real, never doubt that. It's the truth. Hail King Rule! Hail the eternal Ja Idea! God Bless Emerica! |
# ? Apr 28, 2017 20:03 |
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alnilam posted:nowhere here takes applepay Nobody is even accepting my Magnises card. Still having fun, but starting to get a little disheartened. Next time I try placenta, I'm definitely pairing it with a nice kombucha. ---------------- |
# ? Apr 28, 2017 20:07 |
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Oiled and Ready posted:Pain is love, comrade - trust in Ja. Ja is real, never doubt that. It's the truth. ja will provide |
# ? Apr 28, 2017 20:12 |
Weeping Wound posted:Please, people. Disheveled rags are SO last season. Check these fronds out. Real, 100% locally sourced palm fronds from just down the beach. Light, comfortable, and in stylish tropical green, these leaves leave nothing to the imagination and everything to the eye. |
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 20:15 |
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Lmao at being scared of dogs, I would fite dog right now, I'd beat the poo poo out of that feral doggo, all he got is teeth, I got fists motherfucker, just you loving wait son, imma beat the poo poo out of some dogs, then become alpha dog, then use my dog lackeys to take over the island HAIL JA RULE ---------------- |
# ? Apr 28, 2017 20:25 |
there is no blink 182 and we are their prophets
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 20:25 |
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Some really fat guy is lecturing a bunch of other people about how they should eat filth and dirt, and I'm pretty sure I saw him put in some false teeth and bite a hunk of flesh out of someone else. Starting to get creeped out.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 20:34 |
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is this grass organic
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 20:48 |
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SHUPS 4 DETH posted:ja will provide ja ja ja ja jacqeus mor will provide
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 21:03 |
Oiled and Ready posted:Pain is love, comrade - trust in Ja. Ja is real, never doubt that. It's the truth. JA REAL!!! ---------------- |
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 22:08 |
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who's playing i never heard of that one? u kamping out??
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# ? Apr 29, 2017 00:24 |
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Kthulhu5000 posted:JA REAL!!! only 4 DA RULE BABYYY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOEYI0uXfyU
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# ? Apr 29, 2017 00:26 |
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alnilam posted:Mulder: 10 years ago an entire group of wealthy festival goers disappeared overnight, without leaving a trace, this was after growing reports of festival mismanagement and some fairly mysterious circumstances regarding the organizers, who after that night were never seen again. |
# ? Apr 29, 2017 01:23 |
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Old people are OBSESSED with spelling H E L P with bongos in the gravel
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# ? Apr 29, 2017 01:30 |
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Help me please I'm losing battery and I'm nearly out of Fiji water |
# ? Apr 29, 2017 01:32 |
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u could even say IT'S MURDDDDDAAA (INC) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjx9oSJDAVQ
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# ? Apr 29, 2017 02:11 |
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ja rule juse tied wild dogs to a dudes arms and legs and they tore him apart, he laughed and said this was called a 'bahama split'
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punchymcpunch posted:ja rule juse tied wild dogs to a dudes arms and legs and they tore him apart, he laughed and said this was called a 'bahama split' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_SyO5eb8wk
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