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I don't feel like going to work tomorrow. What's a good excuse to tell my boss?
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May 22, 2017 00:35
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why wife is giving birth!
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May 22, 2017 00:36
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tell him your dead
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May 22, 2017 00:36
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the next day ask for another day off because the baby died
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May 22, 2017 00:36
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"I cut my dick shaving"
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May 22, 2017 00:36
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tell him you got sexually assaulted, OP like, he's hardly gonna question it
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May 22, 2017 00:37
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Tell the boss you are on fire and thus a danger to co-workers.
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May 22, 2017 00:39
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Tell him the FBI is coming by to check your computer and you have to be there to let them in.
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May 22, 2017 00:41
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I hate my job and need another day
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May 22, 2017 00:42
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Don't want to get everyone else sick. "Wait, what do you mean that isn't good enough?"
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May 22, 2017 00:42
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Yvershek posted:Don't want to get everyone else sick. stop making out with your co-workers
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May 22, 2017 00:43
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tell him you failed your AIDS test so you have to study
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May 22, 2017 00:44
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Cantaloupe posted:"I cut my dick shaving" I cut someone else's dick shaving Someone else cut my dick shaving My wife cut her dick shaving and I have to take her to the hospital etc.
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May 22, 2017 00:45
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Call in gay
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May 22, 2017 00:48
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Only works once though
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May 22, 2017 00:49
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:tell him you got sexually assaulted, OP And if he does call him a misogynist.
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May 22, 2017 00:49
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Live at your mom's house so you don't have to work. It's genius.
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May 22, 2017 00:50
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Tell him your dog needs a ride to the methadone clinic
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May 22, 2017 00:50
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food poisoning. it immediately makes people picture you making GBS threads and they just simply agree and move on.
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May 22, 2017 00:52
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my dog ate my car
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May 22, 2017 00:53
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tripping balls
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May 22, 2017 00:54
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ulcerative colitis
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May 22, 2017 00:54
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quit
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May 22, 2017 00:55
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BRISTOL PALINS BABY posted:food poisoning. it immediately makes people picture you making GBS threads and they just simply agree and move on. This works best if you call while you're standing over the toilet pouring cans of Dinty Moore Beef Stew into it.
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May 22, 2017 00:55
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Tell him you don't want to be there. What's he gonna do, fire you?
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May 22, 2017 00:57
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:tell him you got sexually assaulted, OP
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May 22, 2017 00:57
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Les Os posted:Tell him your dog needs a ride to the methadone clinic I say go with this one. People hate to see dogs suffering.
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May 22, 2017 00:57
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Explosive diarrhea and projectile vomiting
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May 22, 2017 00:59
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"hello boss, I'm gonna lay it on you straight: I considered coming and just couldn't be loving bothered." "Now I'm sorry to do this to you bro, but I seriously can't give a poo poo." "Say hi to the fellas."
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May 22, 2017 01:02
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I caught captain morgan's flu
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May 22, 2017 01:04
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:Explosive diarrhea and projectile vomiting Diarrhea is the best excuse. No one ever questions it.
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May 22, 2017 01:09
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Anal prolapse
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May 22, 2017 01:12
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lol if you have a job that you have to say anything other than "not gonna be there see you tomorrow"
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May 22, 2017 01:32
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Raged posted:Diarrhea is the best excuse. No one ever questions it. Especially if it's explosive
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May 22, 2017 01:33
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If you get a job you love you'll never have to work a day in your life op.
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May 22, 2017 01:34
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Twin Peaks Season 3.
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May 22, 2017 01:34
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It feels like I might be coming down with a really bad hangover.
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May 22, 2017 01:43
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period cramps
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May 22, 2017 01:52
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Barnacle scrotum
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May 22, 2017 01:52
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"Sorry boss I got lockjaw Can't come to suck dick at the dick sucking factory today!"
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