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Just sayin. Think it would be sweeet to hang out with Mike Pence and chill.
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# ? May 22, 2017 04:53 |
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# ? May 22, 2017 04:57 |
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are you a horse
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# ? May 22, 2017 05:03 |
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i'd get a beer w/mike pence and just shoot the poo poo for sure
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# ? May 22, 2017 05:05 |
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Just hit on him non stop
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# ? May 22, 2017 05:28 |
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all he'd want to talk about are John Wayne movies though
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# ? May 22, 2017 07:12 |
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I bet he knows some killer deals on human skin iykwim
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# ? May 22, 2017 07:39 |
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neigh
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# ? May 22, 2017 08:26 |
i hope he stares longingly into my eyes like he stared into north korea
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# ? May 22, 2017 08:47 |
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He knows all the best zoophile vacation spots and he's got the power to get upgrades at any of them If ur an animal fucker, there would be no better person to befriend
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# ? May 22, 2017 08:50 |
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He made me ask for a male waiter because he accidentally called the waitress mother and is currently doing 500 hail Mary's as penance.
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# ? May 22, 2017 08:55 |
pence once told me i have the face of a horse he loves me
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# ? May 22, 2017 08:57 |
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Mike Pence fathered Hank Hill and killed fiddy men in dubya dubya two
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# ? May 22, 2017 16:03 |
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what kind of beer do you guys think pence likes
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# ? May 22, 2017 16:05 |
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redneck nazgul posted:neigh
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# ? May 22, 2017 16:07 |
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Karl Barks posted:what kind of beer do you guys think pence likes horse piss
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# ? May 22, 2017 16:07 |
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Domestic, sweetened with tears freshly harvested from a Indiana gay teenager torture camp
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# ? May 22, 2017 17:15 |
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ya he looks okay maybe a bit boring prob could crack open a beer until he slaps it out of my hand and clucks disapprovingly at me every time
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# ? May 22, 2017 17:27 |
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think he's a horse's neck man
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# ? May 22, 2017 17:29 |
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it rly wouldnt op
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# ? May 22, 2017 17:30 |
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he'd probably call me Mother a lot
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# ? May 22, 2017 17:31 |
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no joke I would poo poo on the table I would prepare ahead of time
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# ? May 22, 2017 17:34 |
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I would ask pence if he wanted to see some pictures of my family, but all the pictures would be blossomed anuses
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# ? May 22, 2017 17:36 |
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Lastgirl posted:he'd probably call me Mother a lot start talking to him about earthbound
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# ? May 22, 2017 17:39 |
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Lastgirl posted:he'd probably call me Mother a lot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6mvwOCYJjc
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# ? May 22, 2017 18:16 |
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Came in expecting one of those LF style threads that get the secret service called on lowtax, then I saw the "out with"
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# ? May 22, 2017 18:49 |
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Zas posted:i'd get a beer w/mike pence and just shoot the poo poo for sure Yeah. Just talk, no need to talk politcs.
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# ? May 22, 2017 20:47 |
that man had a horse gently caress his wideopen anus op
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# ? May 23, 2017 04:11 |
so yeah I'd have 3-6 brewski's with VP mike pence and just talk about life
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# ? May 23, 2017 04:13 |
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i know fer sure that hocus pocus is milk piss favorite movie and a good way to chill with him imo
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# ? May 23, 2017 04:14 |
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chard the motion blur on felix the cat is serious worlds colliding poo poo here
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# ? May 23, 2017 04:22 |
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i think it would be too, op. i bet he likes basketball
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# ? May 23, 2017 04:50 |
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i wonder how long it would take him to ask me to take my shirt off
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# ? May 23, 2017 06:41 |
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Darkman Fanpage posted:i think it would be too, op. i bet he likes basketball The only thing that nears making Mike Pence as aroused as horses is the thought of being yelled at by Bobby Knight
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# ? May 23, 2017 16:57 |