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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Just sayin. Think it would be sweeet to hang out with Mike Pence and chill.

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Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
:stare:

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
are you a horse

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

i'd get a beer w/mike pence and just shoot the poo poo for sure

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Just hit on him non stop

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
all he'd want to talk about are John Wayne movies though

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
I bet he knows some killer deals on human skin iykwim

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

neigh

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

i hope he stares longingly into my eyes like he stared into north korea

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
He knows all the best zoophile vacation spots and he's got the power to get upgrades at any of them

If ur an animal fucker, there would be no better person to befriend

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
He made me ask for a male waiter because he accidentally called the waitress mother and is currently doing 500 hail Mary's as penance.

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

pence once told me i have the face of a horse

he loves me

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Mike Pence fathered Hank Hill and killed fiddy men in dubya dubya two

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

what kind of beer do you guys think pence likes

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Karl Barks posted:

what kind of beer do you guys think pence likes

horse piss

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Domestic, sweetened with tears freshly harvested from a Indiana gay teenager torture camp

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
ya he looks okay

maybe a bit boring

prob could crack open a beer until he slaps it out of my hand and clucks disapprovingly at me every time

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

think he's a horse's neck man

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
it rly wouldnt op

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
he'd probably call me Mother a lot

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

no joke I would poo poo on the table I would prepare ahead of time

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

I would ask pence if he wanted to see some pictures of my family, but all the pictures would be blossomed anuses

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Lastgirl posted:

he'd probably call me Mother a lot

start talking to him about earthbound

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Lastgirl posted:

he'd probably call me Mother a lot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6mvwOCYJjc

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Came in expecting one of those LF style threads that get the secret service called on lowtax, then I saw the "out with"

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Zas posted:

i'd get a beer w/mike pence and just shoot the poo poo for sure

Yeah. Just talk, no need to talk politcs.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




that man had a horse gently caress his wideopen anus op

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




so yeah I'd have 3-6 brewski's with VP mike pence and just talk about life

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
i know fer sure that hocus pocus is milk piss favorite movie and a good way to chill with him imo

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
chard the motion blur on felix the cat is serious worlds colliding poo poo here

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
i think it would be too, op. i bet he likes basketball

Dr. Fishopolis
Aug 31, 2004

ROBOT
i wonder how long it would take him to ask me to take my shirt off

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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Darkman Fanpage posted:

i think it would be too, op. i bet he likes basketball

The only thing that nears making Mike Pence as aroused as horses is the thought of being yelled at by Bobby Knight

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