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It's time for the transfer thread. Our poo poo Jersey Shore mod threatened to ban whoever started this thread but he won't, because no balls. please no ITT we will discuss the absolute worst transfer gossip as if it was the gospel. Be ready for [code] tags, lineups, discussions around wages, and the next Tore Andre Flo. Here are some transfers that didn't happen: Jose posted:There will be less than 5 transfers for more than £10m WRONG Grimble posted:Ødegaard is possibly going on loan to Ajax according to norwegian media. Could be good for him. WRONG Bacon Terrorist posted:Arsene won't spend a penny RIGHT Loving Africa Chaps posted:Dimitri payet, to arsenal, it's happening WRONG julian assflange posted:I bet those retards Manchester United will spend money on a footballer lmao WRONG Eau de MacGowan posted:Carlos Tevez is off to Shanghai for... RIGHT Frankston posted:Looking forward to Aston Villa buying some professional footballers that can play midfield. WHOOPS There are a bunch more fail predictions but I'm not going to be bothered. If you post a done deal in this thread, you must bold the text. If you do not bold the text, you'll be banned. If you bold something that is not a done deal, you'll be banned. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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May 23, 2017 00:13
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Close til mid june at least + month long probation for OP please, thanks mod$
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May 23, 2017 00:33
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Hello, please read the thread title.
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May 23, 2017 00:46
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here's a done deal https://twitter.com/NUFC/status/867...umours-13081933 (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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May 24, 2017 13:24
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I'm ready for some juicy rumors and speculation. IMO Arsenal will sign Gotze, Griezmann, Verratti, and Jonny Howson
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May 27, 2017 19:58
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Some tasty transfers done already lads
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May 27, 2017 19:59
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African AIDS cum posted:I'm ready for some juicy rumors and speculation. IMO Arsenal will sign Gotze, Griezmann, Verratti, and Jonny Howson Messi to Liverpool. He needs to have a lower profile and take a break from Spain for a while. You heard it here first.
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May 27, 2017 20:25
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African AIDS cum posted:I'm ready for some juicy rumors and speculation. IMO Arsenal will sign Gotze, Griezmann, Verratti, and Jonny Howson Howson is coming home
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May 27, 2017 20:26
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The chinese government have changed the rules there so that any club that doesn't turn a profit has to also pay 100% of the transfer fee towards local party members so they might not be spending massive money on players any more
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May 27, 2017 20:37
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City have signed a new Silva for lots of money, apparently he's really good but now that he plays for City I will be consistently referring to him as a garbageman, please join me
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May 27, 2017 20:42
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Paperhouse posted:City have signed a new Silva for lots of money, apparently he's really good but now that he plays for City I will be consistently referring to him as a garbageman, please join me Hell, the stats don't lie, a poor man's Suso https://twitter.com/LethalSuso/status/868071232067031040
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May 27, 2017 20:47
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Jose posted:The chinese government have changed the rules there so that any club that doesn't turn a profit has to also pay 100% of the transfer fee towards local party members so they might not be spending massive money on players any more They also changed rules with the U23 and foreign player rules so they deffo won't be increasing their spending imo
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May 27, 2017 21:16
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The Chinese finally got wise to the money laundering and want a piece
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May 27, 2017 22:09
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Gigi Galli posted:Hell, the stats don't lie, a poor man's Suso this all checks out
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May 27, 2017 22:12
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Watford doing a tidy bit of business selling their new manager to city for 70 million quid
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May 27, 2017 22:53
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Suso never showed anything for Liverpool that indicated he was more than a journeyman player, he seemed to be one of those dime-a-dozen La Masia kids that were around a few years ago. But to be fair he was only 18 or so when he was playing, if he's playing regularly for Milan now I'm glad.
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May 28, 2017 00:17
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I wonder how much money they chucked at Marco Silva considering Porto could offer CL
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May 28, 2017 00:21
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Hoops posted:Suso never showed anything for Liverpool that indicated he was more than a journeyman player, he seemed to be one of those dime-a-dozen La Masia kids that were around a few years ago. But to be fair he was only 18 or so when he was playing, if he's playing regularly for Milan now I'm glad. Suso is good on a team full of crap because he's individually skilled. If Milan actually sign some good players we'll find out if he's actually as good as his numbers make him out to be. Deulofeu is exactly the same in my opinion. Speaking of, he's supposedly going back to Barcelona.
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May 28, 2017 05:13
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the great thing about Silva going to Man City is that 40M euro or whatever figure is probably massively understated Never forget that Monaco got Van Gaal to spend all the money on Martial
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May 28, 2017 05:41
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Jason Sextro posted:the great thing about Silva going to Man City is that 40M euro or whatever figure is probably massively understated The people who broke the story on twitter said it was 70m Euro. Which is much more believable and a pretty fair price for an excellent player.
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May 28, 2017 09:15
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where's donnarumma pep? pep where's donnarumma?!
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May 28, 2017 09:41
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Lot 49 posted:The people who broke the story on twitter said it was 70m Euro. Which is much more believable and a pretty fair price for an excellent player. Yeah that sounds more accurate. Silva is really good, too, although I do wonder why they didn't spend that money on full-backs.
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May 28, 2017 13:45
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Jason Sextro posted:Yeah that sounds more accurate. Silva is really good, too, although I do wonder why they didn't spend that money on full-backs. Because they will spend near that kind of money (the £43m reported) on full backs as well? City have All The Money.
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May 28, 2017 13:47
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I'll be glad when the Mendy deal is announced because it means City aren't buying Alex Sandro.
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May 28, 2017 13:54
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Jason Sextro posted:Yeah that sounds more accurate. Silva is really good, too, although I do wonder why they didn't spend that money on full-backs. It's a guardiola team
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May 28, 2017 14:00
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Jose posted:It's a guardiola team true, someone must have surplus midfielders that pep can slot in as fullbacks
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May 28, 2017 14:39
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Brewsters Millions 2, starting Pep Guardiola: In order to win his 30m severance package and escape an impossible job, we follow Pep as he wastes as much money as possible in 90 days on midfielders and centrifuges
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May 28, 2017 15:27
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i'm a big fan of these reina to newcastle rumours after napoli's owner trolled his wife at a restaurant
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May 28, 2017 16:09
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The Sun said today that Stoke are going to buy Rooney for £45m, and I've never wanted a transfer rumor to be true as much as this one
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May 28, 2017 16:14
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trem_two posted:The Sun said today that Stoke are going to buy Rooney for £45m, and I've never wanted a transfer rumor to be true as much as this one Put a decimal point in between the numbers and they can have him.
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May 28, 2017 16:22
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trem_two posted:The Sun said today that Stoke are going to buy Rooney for £45m, and I've never wanted a transfer rumor to be true as much as this one This would easily be one of the worst transfers of all time
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May 28, 2017 16:25
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trem_two posted:The Sun said today that Stoke are going to buy Rooney for £45m, and I've never wanted a transfer rumor to be true as much as this one
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May 28, 2017 16:34
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Rooney himself has ruled out playing for another premier league club which is a shame because that transfer would own
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May 28, 2017 16:35
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I like how the Rooney to Stoke rumour is all like bet365 will pay for it. As if the reporter has only just found out that the Coates family own bet365.
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May 28, 2017 17:45
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There are some truly mouth watering transfer stories surrounding treble winners Manchester United  Burnley CB Michael Keane, who was sold by Van Gaal for £2m during summer 2015, could return after one decent season for a bad team for £25m.  Utd have reportedly bid €35m for Inter's Ivan Perisic, a 28 year old winger described by some as a left footed Valencia, but Inter are holding out for €60m. 
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May 28, 2017 17:53
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Mou loves him a defensively reliable winger.
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May 28, 2017 18:31
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PirateBob posted:There are some truly mouth watering transfer stories surrounding treble winners Manchester United Who would win between Chelsea and Man Utd for which team has spent the most rebuying former players
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May 28, 2017 19:46
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blue footed boobie posted:Mou loves him a defensively reliable winger. They are to him what midfielders are to Pep
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May 28, 2017 20:10
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Michael Carrick has signed a one year extension. I guess that's a good thing because he can still be useful in a very limited role.
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May 28, 2017 21:53
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Der Shovel posted:Michael Carrick has signed a one year extension. I guess that's a good thing because he can still be useful in a very limited role. United have fuckall for cover in center midfield since they sold Schneiderlin and Schweinsteiger so that's not the worst thing in the world.
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