I Want To Wake Up && Have This On My Phone

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Skylark: Apr 27, 2007; ︵‿୨🤍୧‿︵
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I want these texts all over it 😍📲

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# ? May 23, 2017 04:57

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 11:23

Bareback Werewolf: Oct 5, 2013; ~*blessed by the algorithm*~

You are a 40 year old fat bald man.

# ? May 23, 2017 04:57

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Bareback Werewolf posted:

You are a 40 year old fat bald man.

A forty year old fat bald man can love his boyfriend, bareback werewolf

# ? May 23, 2017 05:02

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

I want to be 13 again as well, op

# ? May 23, 2017 05:08

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Good dry run.

# ? May 23, 2017 05:09

Les Os: Mar 29, 2010

that's how stalkers and serial killers text

# ? May 23, 2017 05:13

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

In this time of american turmoil, a skylark thread is exactly what we need

# ? May 23, 2017 05:25

SpaceClown: Feb 13, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

you suck OP

# ? May 23, 2017 05:27

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

I love you Skylark :swoon:

Congrats on the new bobs, no wonder he's fallen so hard for u :love:

# ? May 23, 2017 05:37

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

code:

boolean I Want To Wake Up = 1
boolean Have This On My Phone = 0

System.out.println(I Want To Wake Up && Have This On My Phone)

# ? May 23, 2017 05:59

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

When is the marriage? 🌼😍💍🎂🌼

# ? May 23, 2017 06:01

Ride The Gravitron: May 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

#gbshateswomen

# ? May 23, 2017 06:49

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

I love you Skylark

Congrats on the new bobs, no wonder he's fallen so hard for u

Don't sign your posts

# ? May 23, 2017 06:52

various cheeses: Jan 24, 2013

Skylark posted:

I want these texts all over it 😍📲

Turn your monitor on op

# ? May 23, 2017 06:53

Snatch Duster: Feb 20, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Skylark posted:

I want these texts all over it 😍📲

1)that girl's bf is cheating on her or
2)the dude is actually a woman or
3) he is super clingy beta male

# ? May 23, 2017 06:55

Bareback Werewolf: Oct 5, 2013; ~*blessed by the algorithm*~

Snatch Duster posted:

1)that girl's bf is cheating on her or
2)the dude is actually a woman or
3) he is super clingy beta male

She gone marry that boy.

# ? May 23, 2017 06:57

communism bitch: Apr 24, 2009

Hi skylark ill be your forums boyfriend if u like :blush:

# ? May 23, 2017 07:02

That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

what's up with the jpeg artifacts op

# ? May 23, 2017 07:02

CrcleSqreSanchz: Aug 21, 2002; I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

I want my smart light bulb hub system to send me those messages every day.

LG *swoon*

# ? May 23, 2017 08:04

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

tbh I would be somewhat uncomfortable with that many "i love u"s in a row, that's getting into weird movie stalker territory

# ? May 23, 2017 08:08

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Flesh Forge posted:

tbh I would be somewhat uncomfortable with that many "i love u"s in a row, that's getting into weird movie stalker territory

what's the cutoff # of I love u's

# ? May 23, 2017 08:11

Ben Smash: Aug 22, 2005; LARDROOM; Grimey Drawer

Skylark I hope this GBS invasion thread goes well for you. Please let your FYAD fan club know that I think they can be really funny sometimes and that I wish I could be a part of something special like that.

Anyway, have a good night and, God bless.

# ? May 23, 2017 08:15

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

the mother freaking GBS invasion.

# ? May 23, 2017 08:16

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

It sounds like your relationship with you boyfriend is unfulfilling

# ? May 23, 2017 08:17

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

a hole-y ghost posted:

what's the cutoff # of I love u's

really more than 1 in a row is kind of weird and it ramps up sharply

# ? May 23, 2017 08:20

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

this is just my imo opinion though and note I am very old and single and don't get to gently caress very often :shrug:

# ? May 23, 2017 08:21

Lawrence Gilchrist: Mar 31, 2010

Snatch Duster posted:

1)that girl's bf is cheating on her or
2)the dude is actually a woman or
3) he is super clingy beta male

how do you make a post this pathetic in a skylark thread. like what goes through your mind

# ? May 23, 2017 08:29

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Same but pussy

# ? May 23, 2017 08:40

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Flesh Forge posted:

this is just my imo opinion though and note I am very old and single and don't get to gently caress very often

good enough for me...I think the only text message I got in the last month was an accident.

# ? May 23, 2017 08:42

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

What kind of a nice-thing-hating piece of poo poo do you have to be to shitpost in a Skylark thread :iiam:

# ? May 23, 2017 09:11

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Flesh Forge posted:

What kind of a nice-thing-hating piece of poo poo

You're in GBS...

# ? May 23, 2017 09:24

Zidrooner: Jul 20, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The expectation of such romanticism is unrealistic and sets people up for disappointment in relationships.

# ? May 23, 2017 10:49

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Yeah man hope is for fags :nallears:

# ? May 23, 2017 11:24

little munchkin: Aug 15, 2010

that's a really sweet picture, op

# ? May 23, 2017 13:57

T.S. Smelliot: Apr 23, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

Bareback Werewolf posted:

You are a 40 year old fat bald man.

Hnnnng keep going I'm almost there

# ? May 23, 2017 14:13

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Snatch Duster posted:

1)that girl's bf is cheating on her or
2)the dude is actually a woman or
3) he is super clingy beta male

Or you know, he is 35 and she is 17.

# ? May 29, 2017 15:36

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

personally i'd only want those texts on the phone's screen, OP. if i woke up and found someone had scrawled them over the casing on the back i would be annoyed

# ? May 29, 2017 15:48

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

if i woke up and found someone had scrawled them over the casing on the back

But backwards so you have to hold it up to a mirror to understand it.

Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 15:55 on May 29, 2017

# ? May 29, 2017 15:51

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

personally i'd only want those texts on the phone's screen, OP. if i woke up and found someone had scrawled them over the casing on the back i would be annoyed

tbh if someone carved that kind of thing into my phone casing I'd be loving terrified, that'd be creepy as poo poo

# ? May 29, 2017 15:54

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 11:23

Cough Drop The Beat: Jan 22, 2012; by Lowtax

I really, really, really hate the carriage returns used in those texts. They're making me furious.

# ? May 29, 2017 15:55

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