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Looking to start a comedy duo in the style of Abbot and Costello or Martin and Lewis. We will do our act in night clubs and have some fun along the way. You will need to be funny and have a suit.
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Im in but I'm not funny and I don't have a suit
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May 24, 2017 03:33
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Who?
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May 24, 2017 03:34
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I'm busy. Sorry.
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May 24, 2017 03:34
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:I'm busy. Sorry. No, you're Uncle at Nintendo. 
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May 24, 2017 03:34
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:I'm busy. Sorry. Hi busy, I'm canpakes.
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May 24, 2017 03:37
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^^^^^ example of the kind of "quick on your feet riffing" that you need to have to join the comedy duo
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May 24, 2017 03:37
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Hey! I'm a funny guy! *explodes into gory mess*
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May 24, 2017 03:38
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sounds like ur looking for a "pizzone" to go with ur "cucky" hmmm....
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May 24, 2017 03:38
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*staggers out on stage visibly drunk and pukes all over the front row Gallegher style*
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May 24, 2017 03:39
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get this op: cucky pizzone
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May 24, 2017 04:14
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I'll be Tim and you be Eric, whaddaya say?
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May 24, 2017 04:17
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I'll do the white guy rapping thing. Also I wear sneakers with suits hope thats ok
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May 24, 2017 04:20
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im not funny and my voice grates. take a hike op
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May 24, 2017 04:20
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I've never posted anything funny in the decade I've been on this site. I'll be the straight man and you can be three jokester.
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May 24, 2017 04:22
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Sid Vicious posted:get this op: cucky pizzone
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May 24, 2017 04:24
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Tomato Burger posted:I've never posted anything funny in the decade I've been on this site. I'll be the straight man and you can be three jokester. GBs is the last place I'd look for a "straight man"
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May 24, 2017 04:29
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Sid Vicious posted:get this op: cucky pizzone 
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May 24, 2017 04:30
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I hope you get eaten by your pet tiger on stage, op. I want you to suffer. The aristocrats.
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May 24, 2017 04:31
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Hu's on first.
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May 24, 2017 04:32
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Who's on first?
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May 24, 2017 04:42
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Goodnight Mrs. Calabash!
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May 24, 2017 04:46
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I was at the library the other day and wanted to check out a book. The librarian said that I needed to show I was a resident of New York City. So I stabbed him
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May 24, 2017 04:48
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I just flew in here from Los Angeles and boy are my arms tired!
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May 24, 2017 04:51
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My girlfriend says she likes a man in uniform. She looked so disappointed when I showed her my jackboots and swastika armband. 
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May 24, 2017 04:52
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Clucky pizazz
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May 24, 2017 05:34
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Funny and in a suit, huh? I know just the man. 
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May 24, 2017 05:41
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:Im in but I'm not funny and I don't have a suit the first response is funny and very Abbot & Costello this is your guy if you can't riff off this, you're dead already
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May 24, 2017 06:29
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so i just bring a jar of ejaculate and drink it on stage that's the whole act gently caress off.
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May 24, 2017 06:30
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i got just the puppet for you!
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May 24, 2017 06:34
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canpakes posted:Hu's on first. Have you even seen an Abbot & Costello routine? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh2E0z42RGA&t=15s
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May 24, 2017 06:40
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Hey op here is my resume: I have seen live comedy at least once I own and can legally drive a car I played a silent guard in a school play once I think you will find my skills are well suited for this position, and I look forward to hearing back from you. Regards, Jukeboxblues
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May 24, 2017 07:04
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Im doing a GG Allin style comedy show, involving a lot of poop throwing. It's pretty Avant garden
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May 24, 2017 07:53
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Goku
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May 24, 2017 07:56
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How about a Trebek/Connery duo? I'll be Sean. "What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold. One's a sick duck... I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore."
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May 24, 2017 09:01
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I'm a fat buffoon looking for a smarmy, skinny sidekick. I'm the perfect foil and resilient to slapstick damage. PM me.
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May 24, 2017 09:03
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I'm gay
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May 24, 2017 09:10
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canpakes posted:Hu's on first.
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May 25, 2017 00:38
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Good idea for duo act: Have one guy on stage absolutely bombing his set and getting progressively worse. Eventually resorting to bad prop comedy. Meanwhile, a heckler in the audience keeps making comments that are funnier than the comic on stage. Eventually, the bad comic invites the heckler on stage where he proceeds to tell ten minutes of brilliant jokes. The bad comic stands aside, but goes off-stage for a moment. He comes back with a gun and appears to shoot the heckler dead. The bad comic begins his set again as if nothing happened while the heckler bleeds out motionless. Even as the curtain goes down, the audience still thinks he shot a guy dead.
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May 25, 2017 04:58
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You might have better luck at skullmund.com
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