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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

This sounds fine, it sounds like a good season of television

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

The Dennis System posted:

That obnoxious dragon lady probably won't die.

She will almost certainly die

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Jon and Dany have a baby
Tyrion becomes hand of the King/Queen
Tyrion Discovery they’re half brother/sister from Ned’s journal
Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Book Euron seems like he'd feel out of place on the show; he's too smart.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Zazz Razzamatazz posted:

Victarion supports the right to bear lava arms.

Victarion is the Jeb! of Westeros

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
“The world’s only rape-free private army” is kind of the ultimate woke brand.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

mcvey posted:

That's cool, I guess

He's actually still extremely boring

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Nobody’s even going to have time for rape this season

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
The "Tyrion turns heel" spoiler doesn't make sense, because who would he even side with in that scenario? Cersei? Euron? The Walkers?

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Dapper_Swindler posted:

i just liked the part where she just splats on the ground in weirdly cartoonish fashion.

God, I'm still racking my brain for any memory of this character. Was it Sansa who shoved her, or Theon?

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Strategic Tea posted:

The same goes for Stannis - all this buildup only for him to do nothing relevant to the plot and get punked by boring rear end Ramsey because he tried to fight a land war in Russia in the winter or w/e.

But Stannis took out Renly and Mance Rayder, two more ultimately irrelevant characters.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Tyrion S01: Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you

Tyrion S07:It takes no time to bend the knee. Pledge your sword to her cause.



edit:
Tyrion S01: And go celibate? The whores would go begging from Dorne to Casterly Rock. No, I just want to stand on top of the wall and piss off the edge of the world

Tyrion S07: You are the future of your house! This war has already wiped one great house from the world. Don't let it happen again, bend the knee!

How interesting that the character to show the most growth... would be the dwarf. *thoughtfully puffs bubble pipe*

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Dapper_Swindler posted:

like yeah, he is a monster but he was probably the best candidate for king.

I think there's a decent case to be made for Jamie. His wheeling and dealing in Riverrun showed him to be a pretty shrewd and reasonable negotiator. He's got the looks, the charisma, the temperament, and a surprisingly good head on his shoulders; it's just too bad about the incest, and about everyone hating him for killing a king that everyone hated anyway.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Hell Yeah posted:

it's weird, people have been saying the show sucks for a long time in this thread, but just recently i have noticed a lot of explanations about why the show sucks that actually amount to not really understanding the show or its narrative structure.

But enough about D&D

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
What season was Hardhome? That's the best episode

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Ollie is the key to everything

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
One, Ollie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a Heart Tree...

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
George "Rotund Retard" Martin

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Didn’t Sean Bean used to be on this show?

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
At his current rate he only needs to make it to 130 to finish

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

steinrokkan posted:

Cersei is the dumbest character on the show, and she only got anywhere close to power by accident, and by genociding her own family (accidentally)

She's much dumber in the books

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Just to put everything in perspective:

The Tyrells are all dead.

The Martells are all dead.

The Tullys are all dead.

The Baratheons are all dead.

The Lannisters are all dead except Cersei and Jaime.

The only Arryn is a broke brained kid.

The only Greyjoy is a lap dog of Cersei.

The Starks only have one male heir, a crippled weirdo wizard.

The Great Houses are all wiped out. The lesser houses of the south like Frey, Clegane, Tarly, etc. are all gone.

With the North and the Vale in rebellion the "ruling class" is literally just Cersei and small, insignificant houses like Stokeworth.

Cersei is the only person in a seat of power in the South. No one could even think of challenging her now from the 5 kingdoms she controls.

And the Targaryens are gonna get smoked by the night daddy.

#TeamCersei

She drained the swamp

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

This is a formica table

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Waltzing Along posted:

My dilemma:

Get HBO now then cancel as soon as this poo poo is done.

or

Wait a few weeks. Then get HBO. Catch up on the show and finish it and only pay for one month.

or

Put on my peg leg.

I'll probably do #1 just to make things easy.

I wonder if I could get HBO for free if I yell hard enough at the poor CSRs.

Get it now and you can catch up on True Detective 3 and post about how bad it is too

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

spank my snatch posted:

That’s an awful lot of garmonbozia.

It's 2019 baby, there's so much we're burning it for warmth at this point.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Evil Agita posted:

Oh I didnt even know s3 of that happened. Was it as bad as season 2? If it was at least a little better I'm willing to watch it

I've only seen half of it but it seems better than season 2 so far.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Just when things look really grim, Salladhor Saan, Qaithe, and Arya's direwolf will swoop in and save the day

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Caress Van Hooter

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