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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

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This is the Game of Thrones thread. The rules are: never use spoiler tags. Spoil everything. poo poo on the show. poo poo on the books. poo poo on gurm. poo poo no Brienne. poo poo on Arya. poo poo on Littlefinger.

But most importantly, copy and paste these next six lines into every single one of your posts:
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that's a lot of titties

:nws: https://webmshare.com/9rPz4 :nws:

Or just quote the thread and copy it. Make sure you get the :nws: in there. We dont' want people getting probated for making this a great thread.

here is the old thread.
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3622882

Waltzing Along fucked around with this message at 16:27 on Aug 15, 2017

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Waltzing Along
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Yeah. I'm hoping someone has the updated spoilers and can post them. Last I saw are about 6 months old.

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Zippy the Bummer posted:

pretty sure that's the most recent

This one:

quote:

Episode 1 / Jeremy Podeswa
WWs marching South towards the Wall.
Bran crosses the Wall, meets with Edd. (Bran was at the studio filming with other "Team Starks". Though apparently, he was filming a scene at the Castle Black that day.)
http://watchersonthewall.com/anothe...t-game-thrones/
"Sansa wants to give the lands of those who betrayed Jon to those who supported him, but Jon (in first episode) refused to hold the children of the Karstark and Umber families responsible for the actions of their fathers. This doesn't please Lyanna Mormont (or Sansa) but Jon basically just tells her to deal with it - he doesn't plan to rule the North the way it always has been." - Thanks, u/RonneMontagu ! (Jon, Sansa and Lyanna have been spotted on set with other "Team Starks".)
http://watchersonthewall.com/lyanna...turn-confirmed/
http://watchersonthewall.com/first-...t-game-thrones/
"At the end of Episode One, Dany and her fleet land at Dragonstone. Nobody says anything. She walks up the steps to the keep, and we follow her through the building until she reaches Stannis' old War Room. She looks out the window at the land ahead that used to belong to her family. She picks up one of the chess-like pieces on the table and looks at Tyrion, who has followed her up. She says one line: "Shall we begin?" End of Episode" Thank you, u/whitewalker2! ("Team Dany" has been filming in Bilbao; a widely believed set for Dragonstone.)
http://watchersonthewall.com/daener...s-gaztelugatxe/

Episode 2 / Mark Mylod
Jon receives a raven from Dany, she's summoning the lords of Westeros. Jon and Davos decide to go because they need the dragonglass from Dragonstone.
Jon leaves Sansa in charge of Winterfell.
Jon leaves Ghost at Winterfell, where he stays all season.

Episode 3 / Mark Mylod
Jon and Davos arrive at Dragonstone. Tyrion meets them on the beach, and the Dothraki take their ship. (Footage and pictures show filming of likely this scene.)
http://watchersonthewall.com/filming-kicks-off-zumaia/
http://watchersonthewall.com/daener...s-gaztelugatxe/
Tyrion brings them to meet Dany, encountering Missandei and Grey Worm on the way. The "throne room" contains a number of Dothraki. (ALL have been spotted filming in Bilbao- widely believed to be the set of Dragonstone.)
http://watchersonthewall.com/video-...n-gaztelugatxe/
http://watchersonthewall.com/first-...nes-characters/
http://watchersonthewall.com/daener...s-gaztelugatxe/
http://watchersonthewall.com/exclus...ason-7-filming/
http://watchersonthewall.com/jon-sn...jor-characters/
Dany and Jon meet. Dany demands he bend the knee, which he refuses. Evidently, he discusses the WWs, but she doesn't believe him. Tyrion insists that Jon isn't crazy.
http://watchersonthewall.com/video-...n-gaztelugatxe/
http://watchersonthewall.com/first-...nes-characters/
Davos tries to mention Jon's resurrection, but Jon dismisses it.
Dany respects Jon immediately, Jon to Dany maybe not as much?
Bran arrives at Winterfell. Meera returns home. (Bran has been spotted on set with other "Team Starks")
http://watchersonthewall.com/anothe...t-game-thrones/

Episode 4 / Matt Shakman
Arya arrives at Winterfell. (Arya has been spotted on set with other "Team Starks")
http://watchersonthewall.com/first-...rones-season-7/
http://watchersonthewall.com/anothe...t-game-thrones/

Episode 5 / Matt Shakman
Sam leaves Oldtown for Winterfell with Gilly and baby Sam.
http://watchersonthewall.com/even-p...-wraps-caceres/
Jorah reunites with Dany at Dragonstone.
Jon receives a raven telling him that Bran and Arya are at Winterfell.
Jamie, Bronn, Tyrion and Davos have a secret meeting at some point where Tyrion tries to persuade them to surrender to Dany, which Jamie ignores. Unclear if this happens before or after Dany ambushes the Lannister army. (Footage has been captured of Peter Dinklage and Liam Cunningham filming together, appearing to be preparing a boat to leave the beach. This might be them preparing to leave for the meeting. Another boat-beach scene has been captured filming, again including Tyrion and Davos, but also Gendry!)
http://watchersonthewall.com/jon-sn...jor-characters/
http://watchersonthewall.com/exclus...ason-7-filming/
http://winteriscoming.net/2016/10/1...-new-alliances/
Gendry's in Kings Landing making weapons, and he is found by Davos.(Tyrion, Davos and Gendry have been filming together on a beach in Bilbao.)
http://watchersonthewall.com/jon-sn...jor-characters/
http://watchersonthewall.com/exclus...ason-7-filming/

Episode 6 / Alan Taylor
The party arrives at Eastwatch-by-the-Sea by boat (though it's likely they leave Dragonstone during episode 5). Tormund is there, with The Hound, Beric and Thoros in the dungeon. Davos stays behind while Jon takes The Hound, Beric, Thoros, Tormund, Jorah and Gendry wight hunting.(Dany and Tyrion say farewell to Jorah, Jon, Davos and Gendry as they load onto a boat)
http://watchersonthewall.com/doomed...quest-spoilers/
http://watchersonthewall.com/game-t...eland-season-7/
The team is attacked by the Night King's army, including a wight polar bear. The bear kills Thoros (apparently a slow death). (Jon, Gendry, Thoros, Sandor, Tormund, Jorah and Benjen have been spotted in locations confirmed for scenes beyond the wall.)
http://watchersonthewall.com/iain-g...-seven-filming/
http://watchersonthewall.com/game-t...ason-7-filming/
http://watchersonthewall.com/two-ga...celand-filming/
http://watchersonthewall.com/game-t...eason-7-return/
http://watchersonthewall.com/divers...rthern-ireland/
They are surrounded on an island on a frozen lake and are nearly overcome when Dany and her dragons show up. She flies most of the team back to Eastwatch, but Jon is left behind. (Set photos have been taken where it looks like they're preparing to film a scene on an island within an icy lake.)
http://watchersonthewall.com/game-t...eason-7-return/
http://watchersonthewall.com/exclus...lf-hill-quarry/
Jon is almost killed, but Coldhands/Benjen arrives and sends Jon off with his horse while continuing to fight the horde. Jon watches Benjen swarmed by undead as he rides, half dead, to safety.
Viserion is killed and raised as the Night King's mount.
Jon offers to lay down his title as KITN if Dany and her forces will help against the WWs. This scene is private.

Episode 7 / Jeremy Podeswa
Sansa sentences Littlefinger to death, which Arya carries out.
Meeting at the dragonpit with basically everyone. They demonstrate the reality of the white walkers and it terrifies Cersei (apparently the Mountain[or the Hound] chops up the wight and it keeps moving, Jon shows them the only way to kill it is with dragonglass or fire). She tells them she will send forces to help defeat the undead, but admits to Jamie she was lying. She wants the undead to clear out as many of her enemies as possible. Disgusted, Jamie begins to ride North. Likely happens episode 7. (Cersei, Tyrion, Dany, Jon, Jorah, Varys, Messandei, Qyburn and The Mountain all filmed together at Italica! WotW has confirmed the scene involves bringing a wight into the Dragonpit as proof of the White Walkers.)
http://watchersonthewall.com/game-t...alica-spoilers/
http://watchersonthewall.com/game-t...cation-details/
Tyrion takes a moment to talk to Cersei alone after the Dragonpit parlay.
Cersei awakens in a bed soaked with blood. The general consensus is that she miscarries.
Sam and Bran figure out Jon's heritage. He is apparently a legitimised Targaryen named "Aegon".
Jon and Dany have sex for the first time on a boat headed North.
The Wall falls at the end of the episode. The Night King attacks the Wall with the reanimated Viserion. He now breathes blue flame.


Uncertain chronologically:
Cersei believes she is pregnant again with Jamie's child. She has Qyburn examine her. Cersei does not hesitate in telling Jamie. Likely happens within the first couple episodes. (I kind of hope she just has a tumour or something)
Arya uses Walder Frey's face to hold a banquet and poison his sons. Makes sure the women are dismissed, first. Will happen in the first couple episodes.
Dorne and High Garden get trashed within the first couple episodes by the Lannisters.
Euron kills 2 of the Sand Snakes, imprisons Ellaria and makes her watch as Tyene dies a slow death from poison. (Euron kills at least one of the Sandsnakes.)
http://watchersonthewall.com/euron-...ilming-caceres/
http://watchersonthewall.com/latest...spoiler-report/
Euron's fleet destroys Yara's and he takes her prisoner. Theon abandons her, jumps overboard and is rescued by some Iron Born. (Euron captures one of the Greyjoy siblings.)
http://watchersonthewall.com/latest...spoiler-report/
Dany torches some Westerosi lords (including Sam's father and brother).
Tyrion persuades Dany that most of the people who would die in a direct dragon attack on Kings Landing would be innocent.
Jorah and Sam meet in Oldtown and find a way to cure his Greyscale.
Tyrion spends most of the season advising Dany.
Tyrion plans an attack on Casterly Rock involving a secret sewer entrance he used to use to sneak whores into the castle.
Arya encounters Nymeria on her way to Winterfell. Must happen within episodes 1-3, maybe early episode 4.
Tyrion has at least one scene trying to convince Jon that Dany is the best choice for Westeros. Unclear if this is before or after the scene where Jon actually meets her. Likely episode 3, possibly episode 4.
Jon and Theon meet, Jon telling Theon that if it wasn't for what he did for Sansa, he'd be dead. Likely happens episode 3, but could happen episode 4. (Jon and Theon will meet at Dragonstone.)
http://watchersonthewall.com/zumaia-day-2/
http://watchersonthewall.com/doloro...ilers-season-7/
Jamie travels to Highgarden and Olenna drinks poison. The claim is this happens when the Lannister armies sack High Garden. She admits to having killed Joffrey, and Jamie allows her to drink the poison. Jamie returns to King's Landing in time for the dragonpit meeting.
The Dothraki and Dany attack the Lannister army on their way back from the Reach. Jamie and Bron are both there. Despite the Lannister army having a giant anti-dragon spear gun designed by Qyburn, they are defeated. Bron saves Jamie from a dragon, and the two manage to escape. Likely episode 4 or 5. Jon remains at Dragonstone during this battle, as he is not aligned with her yet. (Might be the "ambush" scene we've heard about that includes a Lannister. Castings have required a large number of horses and extras who seem to fit the description of Dothraki.)
http://watchersonthewall.com/old-to...-returns-spain/
http://watchersonthewall.com/new-ar...gether-belfast/
http://watchersonthewall.com/lannis...rones-sequence/
http://watchersonthewall.com/southe...filming-report/
http://watchersonthewall.com/new-re...poilers-galore/
http://watchersonthewall.com/game-t...ngs-fresh-news/
Jon isn't afraid of Drogon and pets him on Dany's return from the battle, which Drogon allows. This surprises Dany. Likely episode 4 or 5.
After Dany's attack on the Lannisters, Jon realises that what he needs to do is provide proof of the Undead Army. Likely episode 4 or 5.
Jorah doesn't care for Jon initially, but they warm up to each other pretty quickly. Includes a scene where Jon offers Longclaw back to Jorah, who refuses it.
Sam, Gilly and baby Sam leave Oldtown in episode 5 for Winterfell, but no claims that they actually make it there. Though he DID say "Sam and Bran figure out Jon's heritage" and that Gilly figures out Rhaegar's marriage status. Does this mean that Sam and Bran TOGETHER figure it out when Sam and Gilly reach Winterfell? Unclear.
Arya and Brienne spar, but Brienne is in attendance at the dragonpit scene. So either Brienne separates from the main group and returns to Winterfell (VERY quickly) AFTER the dragonpit meeting, or she doesn't join Jon and Davos initially to Dragonstone. She likely meets up with them at some point after they've left the Wall with the Wight. So the sparing likely happens in episode 4 or 5, and Brienne leaves Winterfell later.
There will be a flashback scene to Rhaegar and Lyanna's wedding.
Littlefinger tries to play Arya and Sansa against each other, using the letter Sansa wrote to Robb (at the behest of Cersei and Littlefinger) to swear fealty to Joffrey. Sansa figures out she's being played with Bran's help.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

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It starts in mid July. But the official trailer came out today.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

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It's all about Jon Snow and Danny Dragonwhore. She's his aunt. It might end with them boning. If that happens, the entire story was about incest from episode 1 till the end.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

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oldpainless posted:

I remember a big deal being made of a girl who just turned 18 taking her tits out. Like she turned 18 at 4:06 pm and then the producers at 4:07 pm were like alright let's film those titties. That's what I remember, no idea if it's true tho

Post them titties.

Also, this season is only 7 episodes long. And book 6 still is not out.

Speaking of titties....weren't there some really nice titties in the last thread? Or was that something different.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

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The Protagonist posted:

unironically this for the adventures of bronn and tyrion, whoring and swindling around and getting in capers and poo poo

This plus Varys being the guy who sends them out on these capers.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

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cool new Polack jokes posted:

An apologist for rape

Checks out.

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ikanreed posted:

There is an awful lot of rape.

Name a woman on the show no one tried to rape. There's a couple

Varys. Grey Worm

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

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Arya is a potato.

Waltzing Along
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Bhabhi

Waltzing Along
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:

I mean, I know it's "rape" by our standards, but Ramsay was definitely her legal husband in the show.

She never said no. The only resisting was not taking her clothes off. But she didn't say no when he did it for her.

Verdict: lovely actress.

Waltzing Along
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

how's that book coming along?

It won't be out until after season 7 at the earliest.

There is a very real possibility that it won't be out until the TV show is over.

And there is an even realer possibility that gurm is going to keel over and the TV show will be the canon story and the books will just be an outline of the first few seasons.

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Chinatown posted:

i hope everyone dies!!!

Me too.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

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I mean I hope I die, too.

Waltzing Along
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Deaths this season:
Littlefinger
I think this will be it for Cersei. Her story needs to end and really has nothing to do with dragons vs ice zombies.
Mountain. Againish.
Bronn. Because why not?
Grey Worm. Same.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

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Tyrion has to live till very close to the end or no one will watch.

I hope Arya kills Sansa, too.

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Jun 14, 2008

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There are 13 episodes left. Like 1 1/3 seasons. But they are spread over 2 years.

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Fog Tripper posted:

Hahahaha, you think there is even an outline, you sweet loving summer child.

Hooray for reading comprehension! Did you get a trophy for participating, too?

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the trump tutelage posted:

What's everyone's opinion on most badass death on the show?

I vote Barristan's

Danny's pimp brother.

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drowned in pussy juice posted:

I wish this was long enough to be the thread title

GoT Thread: Every stool was looser than the one before

Waltzing Along
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cool new Polack jokes posted:

Show us killing

Show us zombies

Show us anything but this

I wanna see Grey Worms cock scar.

Waltzing Along
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ArgumentatumE.C.T. posted:

I'm generally just pretty glad that I only started reading the books the year DwD came out and avoided the show entirely after watching a few scenes that looked a lot less grandiose than my mental image had been from the book.

Spfcly the tourney where they say the King used his superhuman medieval general shout to get the mountain to chill in the book, and he just kinda grumbles it in the show.

Source your quotes.

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drowned in pussy juice posted:

The only thing that might dampen the hardon I have in expectation of Jaime offing cersei is they cut the whole side plot from the books where she's convinced Tyrion is out to murder her

I hope he literally fucks her to death, Se7en style.

Waltzing Along
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Link to old thread for those who care:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3622882

Also, what were the boobs that kept getting posted at some point. I forget. But I know they were really nice. It was either last season or the one before.

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drowned in pussy juice posted:

I thought the play in bravos was last season but I watch this show really drunk so I'm not gonna contend this

Oh yeah. It was from that play. Well:

SOMEONE POST THE BOOBS!

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Fartbox posted:

Imagine the things you could do with 3 million dollars?

Two girls at the same time.

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Fartbox posted:


I reckon they'll have her assassinate someone since that's her entire storyline but I dunno who that'd be since most baddies are dead already

Did you read the thread title?

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empty baggie posted:

The spoiler was removed.

We keep seeing why isn't GBS great like in the past threads. It's because of mods.

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quote:

"I don't see speculation about the possibility of my death as any sort of compliment," Martin wrote. "My own hope is to live another thirty years and write thirty more books."

loving LOL.

https://www.cnet.com/news/game-of-thrones-winds-of-winter-george-rr-martin-hbo/

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

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New trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Mlhnt0jMlg

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Jun 14, 2008

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Ok. Too bad there really isn't much gently caress in the show any more.

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TOOT BOOT posted:

Who actually gets cast to play people like ugly frey daughters. Do they just put out an ad saying 'Looking for ugly women aged 18-25?' What kind of self respecting person would reply to that ad?

Makeup can do quite a lot. You can make an average woman appear to be hot. You can go in the reverse, too. Except for fat chicks. Can't do anything for them.

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It really is stupid. 13 episodes rather than 10. That should really take an extra year and a half.

It's a money grab. Just like The Hobbit and Breaking Bad and tons of other poo poo that added tons of extra time and waiting for no good reason.

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mike12345 posted:

I want a Littlefinger spinoff, where it's just pimping prostitutes and loving every show.

Arya is going to kill Littlefinger.

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COMRADES posted:

That's dumb, why?


Not like why did you spoil that but like why does that happen from a story perspective??? The show has been bad plot-wise the last season or two.

I'm pretty sure it is in the OP, or linked to it. I forget if I put it there or not.

But Arya makes it back to Winterfell. Sansa is like, gently caress you Littlefinger I sentence you to death. Then Arya kills the gently caress out of that rear end in a top hat.

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The season spoilers are on the first page. Not the OP.

Episode 7 / Jeremy Podeswa
Sansa sentences Littlefinger to death, which Arya carries out.

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Started rewatching some of S1 last night. Man, Ned is a pussy rear end bitch.

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7 episodes in season 7.
10 episodes in all the other seasons.
6 episodes in season 8.
so 13 episodes to go.
and the show is starting 3 months late. But 3 episodes fewer will be played until NEXT year.

gently caress this lovely show.

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