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unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
After falling asleep on the job, a panicking Homer wins local celebrity status when he averts a meltdown by mashing buttons on his console

...But fame turns to shame when Channel 6 News uncovers problematic tweets targeting Lena Dunham.

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STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
cartoons can't be sitcoms

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
gently caress

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Mr. Furley: Niiiiiice

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9vUNDY45Jc

*Jazz sues the Banks family for assault and battery, wins $1 million compensation*

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

why did my dick fall off

i only had sex with 50 women in the last two months

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

the trump tutelage posted:

After falling asleep on the job, a panicking Homer wins local celebrity status when he averts a meltdown by mashing buttons on his console

...But fame turns to shame when Channel 6 News uncovers problematic tweets targeting Lena Dunham.
Are you saying the news is real life.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
I got one for you: This really dumb but super rich guy gets elected president of the USA

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Blanche dies of AIDS in S1E05

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
Diane sues Sam for sexual harassment in the workplace.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Steven "steve" urkle, after repeatedly harassing a neighbor girl, is jumped in a dark alley one night by her brother and dad. He misses graduation due to his extended hospitalization and is blind in one eye.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

The Management posted:

Steven "steve" urkle, after repeatedly harassing a neighbor girl, is jumped in a dark alley one night by her brother and dad. He misses graduation due to his extended hospitalization and is blind in one eye.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5Zdp1RfoyI

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Mad Men, Season 1, Episode 2:

Don Draper has a stroke during a presentation, slumps over and dies while making GBS threads his pants

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
after he blows up the mail box with the cherry bomb, Cory Matthews is forbidden from seeing Shawn ever again. Shawn falls in with the wrong crowd and spends most of his teen years in the system. He eventually shares a prison with his father who was convicted of tax evasion and battery. Eric suffers brain damage brought on by the advanced stages of syphilis. Fired a year before retirement due to it being discovered he has a gambling and internet pornography addiction, Janitor Budd goes on a shooting spree

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Al and Peg get a divorce.

Married with children is canceled after three episodes.

murex
Apr 30, 2009

by Lowtax
Niles and Fraiser are the culprits behind a string of murders in West Seattle. Martin Crane comes out of retirement to solve the mystery.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

first time poster posted:

Niles and Fraiser are the culprits behind a string of murders in West Seattle. Martin Crane comes out of retirement to solve the mystery.

:master:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Tony danza bangs Angela and the old lady within the first 3 episodes. :a2m:

All the lifeguards on baywatch drown because of their fake tits.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Jerry Seinfeld, now a successful standup comic, moves out of his crappy apartment. He loses touch with George Costanza, Cosmo Kramer, and Elaine Benes, gets hooked on cocaine, and ends up OD-ing at Chris Farley's place.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Eric Forman is taken from his home by Child Protective Services after the police are tipped off that he is repeatedly being anally penetrated by his father's foot. He is taken to a foster home in Minnesota, where he grows up to be an underachieving cashier at Taco John's.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
Carl Winslow is forced to work at Black Lives Matter protests, and the tension of his identity clashing with his duty to his job force him into a spiral of alcoholism which results in him beating the gently caress out of Steve Urkel

first time poster posted:

Niles and Fraiser are the culprits behind a string of murders in West Seattle. Martin Crane comes out of retirement to solve the mystery.

I would watch this

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Alex P. Keaton is disowned by family because he's a "nazi".

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.
George Bluth embezzles money from his failing businesses, commits light treason and gets voted president.

Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model
The schmucks of Big Bang Theory are all Something Awful goons. Their threads are gassed on a regular basis.

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
Fat doofus never married hot lady who always wants sex. Spend his days ranting about females on r/incels

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

McNulty gets an STI

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Widower and morning show host Danny moves in with brother in law and failed musician Jesse and friend and failed comedian Joey to get help with his three daughters.

Jesse and Joey, their careers floundering, struggle to pay their fair share of the bills. Danny kicks them out after a few months.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
All in the Family would remain pretty much unchanged

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Sitcom MASH causes protests for disrespecting our military heroes

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Roseanne would be pretty much the same too

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
i'm pretty sure all the SCRUBS doctors would be sued to all hell for medical malpractice

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
The friends receive their first rent bill for $9000, they all decide to move into a 1 bedroom apartment instead

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Andy Griffith teaches his young son Opie the importance of life, love, and making sure "certain types of people" stay out of the Mayberry town limits.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Roseanne would be pretty much the same too

I disagree.

After Becky says those unbelievably lovely things to Daniel before she runs away and marries Mark David Mark, Daniel and Roseanne disown her because she's a loathsome little poo poo.

One day Daniel just has it UP TO HERE with Beverly, throws her out of his house, and Beverly strokes out on the doorstep. Roseanne is both furious and delighted.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Mike seiver and Boner move to a port town and become prostitutes for navy and dock workers. They both get aids and die and now the family can afford to put Ben through college.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Gilligan is killed and eaten by the other castaways before they all succumb to starvation.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Dale figures out the truth behind his son within 5 minutes of him being born, brutally murder his wife, friends, and anyone else who knew about John redcorn and never told him

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
Kramer and Newman quickly tire of collecting cans

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Doctor Sheldon Cooper is abandoned by his roommates for being an obsessive compulsive narcissistic aspie. Alone and unattended his life, he withdraws deeper into himself, following a strict pattern of work and maintenance. When he is unable to meet the rent on his own he cannot find a new apartment that matches his exacting requirements and ends up living in his office. Forced to teach a class, he unwittingly steps into a quagmire of gender issues and disciplined, starting a sequence of steps that eventually lead to his dismissal. He ends up living with his mother and working as a tax accountant.

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spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.
Sanford and Son:

Meth.

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