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Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
I look and smell like a rotting raccoon carcass and also I'm ugly on the inside whenever I go out the people always shout john jacob jesus christ what the hell is that thing

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I'm dumb and ugly and like to smell my own farts FYI

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

I'm stupid on the inside and the...the... the other one

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
im so gay i smell like im wearin eau-de-busted-nut 24/7

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Kuato posted:

I'm dumb and ugly and like to smell my own farts FYI

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and... I like to kiss my own butt.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

I am physically unattractive, and as each year goes by I get moreso.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

BrigadierSensible posted:

I am physically unattractive, and as each year goes by I get moreso.

pics or it didn't happen

de_dust
Jan 21, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Kuato posted:

I'm dumb and ugly and like to smell my own farts FYI

literally me

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
I wouldn't gently caress me if I was the last person on earth and I feel like everyone is so nice for pretending I don't look like the elephant man's gaping rear end in a top hat had a baby with Gallagher

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I literally posted my picture and GBS told me I looked like a generic comericall guy. like some dude who would sell lovely pizza for dominos. Post your loving picture!

I will if you will

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
I would but every time I try to take a picture of myself the camera rejects it and calls the police on a suspicious minority

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Les Os posted:

I would but every time I try to take a picture of myself the camera rejects it and calls the police on a suspicious minority

gently caress off Granos

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Les Os posted:

I look and smell like a rotting raccoon carcass and also I'm ugly on the inside whenever I go out the people always shout john jacob jesus christ what the hell is that thing

I got this, your name is John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt and now you're a zombie

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

gnarlyhotep posted:

I got this, your name is John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt and now you're a zombie

his name is my name too

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

his name is my name too

go to bed kid

Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

Eu tu?

:zaurg:

Switchblade Switcharoo
Guilty as charged.

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

gnarlyhotep posted:

go to bed kid

g'night grandpa

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Les Os posted:

I look and smell like a rotting raccoon carcass and also I'm ugly on the inside whenever I go out the people always shout john jacob jesus christ what the hell is that thing

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
The beautiful people are all out on a Friday night getting their dicks sucked and boobs rubbed and poo poo. Smoking drugs and having sex orgies.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

g'night grandpa

good night buddy

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froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth
love the stank of my own balls, the rich musty stench fills me with ardor

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