Embarassing and Bewildering Amazon Reccommendations

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XxXCaptainNoxXxX: May 18, 2017; by zen death robot

So Amazon really seems to want me to start watching the hit TV series "I love dick".

I do not order dick related paraphernalia on Amazon. Help.

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Fiend: Dec 2, 2001

XxXCaptainNoxXxX posted:

So Amazon really seems to want me to start watching the hit TV series "I love dick".

I do not order dick related paraphernalia on Amazon. Help.

Binge watch The Human Centipede saga on Hulu and Amazon will recommend Twilight.

# ? May 29, 2017 15:14

Psycho Society: Oct 21, 2010

they want me to buy pants and leather boots. is there a button you have to check to get the really filthy stuff

# ? May 29, 2017 15:32

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Psycho Society posted:

they want me to buy pants and leather boots. is there a button you have to check to get the really filthy stuff

Just click on links from the worst things for sale and it'll get the idea.

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Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

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XxXCaptainNoxXxX: May 18, 2017; by zen death robot

A tactical Katana machete. Nice.

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Danger - Octopus!: Apr 20, 2008; Nap Ghost

Rutibex posted:

If your problem is that you have a very short shaft, I guess a tactical katana might make you feel like more of a man.

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Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

What makes the katana tactical.

# ? May 29, 2017 16:34

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

Volcott posted:

What makes the katana tactical.

It's black, are ypu paying any attention at all?

I ordered some butane one time and started getting tons of drug paraphernalia recommendations.

# ? May 29, 2017 16:40

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Drugs are a scourge

# ? May 29, 2017 16:42

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Drugs are a scourge

Thank you for your input, Mr. Sessions.

# ? May 29, 2017 16:46

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

I dunno amazon keeps it tight for me. Ordered guitar strings and John wick 2 on bluray and got this

https://www.amazon.com/Nursing-Skills-Geriatric-Training-Manikin/dp/B005H5TSWY

# ? May 29, 2017 16:47

Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Aesop Poprock posted:

I dunno amazon keeps it tight for me. Ordered guitar strings and John wick 2 on bluray and got this

https://www.amazon.com/Nursing-Skills-Geriatric-Training-Manikin/dp/B005H5TSWY

amazon thinks you are trying to make the worlds worst puppet

# ? May 29, 2017 16:56

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Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Rutibex posted:

amazon thinks you are trying to make the worlds worst puppet

If anyone kills my dog I'm ready from afar

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