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So it has come to my attention that a lot of folks are confused as to what it means to be Riff-Raff as told by the authority on such things, Jastiger. Riff-Raff isn't a poor person or a black person or whatever dumb bullshit people like to spew, though they can be both poor and black if they fulfill the definition. Riff-Raff is that type of person who is fine making the world a worse place for their own short term gain. The type of person you hear about and think "not in MY house/Neighborhood/my kids/spouse/coworker/etc". The type of stories you hear that just make you immediately recoil in horror that people would even act that way. Florida Man is a good example of Riff Raff. Whenever you hear of Florida Man you know you want to be dis-associated with them as much as possible so you can point and laugh and not get hit in the crossfire (hint, don't live in Florida). So to clear a few things up we're going to invite people to share their stories of Riff-Raff and we'll see if it qualifies as such as ruled by ME. A few examples to get us started: People who smoke in front of doorways so everyone has to walk through it to get in or out of the building. RIFF RAFF Have no place to sit in your home, but have the latest electronics/vehicle/shoes. RIFF RAFF Own a PT Cruiser on purpose. RIFF RAFF Celebrate having the cheapest/most expensive of everything just by virtue that its the cheapest/most expensive. RIFF RAFF More interested in getting something FREE or DISCOUNTED vs actually saving money over all (Extreme couponers, raffle trollers, tax cheats. RIFF RAFF Can't properly locate Iraq, Afghanistan, or British Columbia on a map having successfully graduated high school. RIFF RAFF. Defending literal convicted sex and/or violent criminals for their deeds simply because they know them/are family. RIFF RAFF. Attended Liberty University on purpose. RIFF RAFF. Share your stories of RIFF RAFF here!
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Caucasian, tall, very thin, balding with long blond hair, sunken eyes, etc. This is what it means to be Riff-Raff.
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May 30, 2017 04:30
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Anyone from Des Moines.
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May 30, 2017 04:30
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I dunno if that was taco bell or some bullshit, I'd say Riff Raff. Those may be genuinely good tacos.
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May 30, 2017 04:30
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Food combinations are like the transformers of RIFF RAFF
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Putty posted:Food combinations are like the transformers of RIFF RAFF I just noticed the pizza crust around the outside  It goes from an interestingly displayed taco spread to loving stupid.RIFF RAFF. Need to design a riff raff tag or smiley.
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May 30, 2017 04:33
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a hole-y ghost posted:Caucasian, tall, very thin, balding with long blond hair, sunken eyes, etc. This is what it means to be Riff-Raff.
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May 30, 2017 04:38
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Only Riff Raff is allowed to be RIFF RAFF
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May 30, 2017 04:40
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hes unironically good
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May 30, 2017 04:40
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I liked that rapper Riff Raff because he reminded me of a guy I knew, but now he is buff and not as enticing to me also like the guy I knew.
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May 30, 2017 04:41
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If you think Liberty University alums would hang out with RIFF RAFF just lol Riff Raff is being an aggressive cashier
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May 30, 2017 04:43
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People that spell "than" with an "e" either on purpose or accidentally.
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May 30, 2017 04:46
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Chinatown posted:Anyone from Des Moines.
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May 30, 2017 04:47
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Riff Raff is a character from the popular musical 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show' OP.
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May 30, 2017 04:48
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You would know if you had thru-hiked the Appalachian Trail. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzAHS1_5Xws poo poo the video is 4:20 long ffs
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May 30, 2017 04:50
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I love Riff Raff and I have all of his albums. 
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May 30, 2017 04:55
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Clearly the popular artist Riff Raff is not what is meant by this thread, so any shade thrown his way is unintentional. Riff Raff: Stealing a parking spot someone else is clearly waiting for.
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May 30, 2017 05:06
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We Know Catheters posted:I love Riff Raff and I have all of his albums. I liked track 4 - "robbed by albino prostitutes"
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May 30, 2017 05:15
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urOpgoJKUsk 150 real quick WHOOOOOO
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IYlRlZA3RE
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Not gonna lie, this was the first thing I thought of. Jastiger posted:
Yeah, what's UP with that?? Or people who hang out and chat in doorways or just plain being in the way of where other people walk? It's common courtesy! Also, creepy amount of weird, gender-swap fan art of Bubsy. I hate the internet.
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I don't care what this thread is about I'm going to post this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09MzaJVH5b4
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May 30, 2017 05:40
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Ignore list, people. use it.
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OP, the people you are describing are mostly what I would call jerks or uncouth, but I wouldn't call them riff-raff. Riff Raff is also the name of Heathcliff the cat's nemesis. He was a jerk, though, so maybe you are right. I gotta think about this.
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May 30, 2017 05:42
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Sue Eastside posted:Ignore list, people. use it. whats it like being an extremely bitchmade lil bitchboi with more than 0 people on their ignore list
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May 30, 2017 05:42
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Riff Raff I was takin' a bath!
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May 30, 2017 05:44
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Jastiger posted:Clearly the popular artist Riff Raff is not what is meant by this thread, so any shade thrown his way is unintentional. why are you talking like this
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May 30, 2017 06:03
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I picked my nose and wiped it on my pants leg unapologetically while getting gas today RIFF RAFF
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Salt Fish posted:I don't care what this thread is about I'm going to post this: Why does your avatar remind me of the Stinky Cheese Man?
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May 30, 2017 06:15
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Jastiger posted:Clearly the popular artist Riff Raff is not what is meant by this thread Then it is a bad thread.
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May 30, 2017 06:19
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Sue Eastside posted:Ignore list, people. use it. People who use ignore lists. Riff Raff. Abloo bloo I can't handle reading words on my screen. Riff Raff: If your phone number changes more than once every 5 years.
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May 30, 2017 06:34
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riff raffs eat fiddle faddle: confirm/deny?
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May 30, 2017 06:35
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I know a girl who's literally loving him.
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jastiger is always good for some off-brand classism. The same great taste as coastal elitism, but from that cultural placeholder we know as Iowa.
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May 30, 2017 08:40
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The kind of people who lack the proper decorum for whatever they're at and drag down the experience for everyone else involved. Jerks on their cell phone in a movie theater definitely qualify as riff raff. America has a riff raff president now.
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RIIIIFFFFFFF https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxLS-cpgbe0 RAAAAAFFFFFF  WHOOOOOOO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niHSDx4Y_zs
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