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dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Wait they ain't got poo poo on us

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dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Luhood posted:

We've already said gently caress to both tall-gal and the police, so why not go Full Heal-Bot while we still have the time?

Beep boop.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


A double dose of confidence. Maybe not the hat though.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Persuasion.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Luhood posted:

Am I the only one who want us to play sort-of-good guys? The sharp-tongued and clever rather than the brutish thug? The one who studied a lot and kept school and street separate?

^ ^ ^ I remember that show!

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


If we aren't playing to win then why are we even here.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Jackasses.

We ruled this school so far; why stop now.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Business. And we thought we were a con before.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Sjs00 posted:

The Montana Family

This because please keep the covfefe off of us

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


You never really know someone, do you, Christine?

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Give him the chance to not be a waste of flesh. We know he'll probably throw it away but there's always room in the world for surprises.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Like for like (the oatmeal I guess?)

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


A simple nod toward the office.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Like for like (whoop his butt)

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


:signings: I used my knowledge of taxation to legally recalculate my taxes. :getin:

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Probably would have paid them at the sticker price because that's just the price you pay for not going out like our namesake, so YES.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Business
Corruption
Gambling

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


One dollar, Bob.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Having an insider in our pocket can't hurt.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


RickVoid posted:

Protection, better the gun in our hands than the corrupt cop on the phone.

"Protection" means an extortion racket, not literally arming up. I think...?

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


drat are cops cheap these days.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Avalerion posted:

Stay away from drugs, get a gun.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Free Gun

If we have to use it we would hardly be able to reuse it, what with the forensic trail.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Still don't want anything to do with the drug game.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


How It's Made: Online Bookmaking

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Today, kid, I'm gonna save your life.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


:hai:

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Skip the party favors.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Loyalty is a virtue.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


I saved a life and didn't shoot nobody. What did you do today?

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


First aid, dojo, programming

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


I need a list of examples that have worked long-term, and how we can make ours act like theirs, or I shall have nothing to do with this.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


ultrafilter posted:

Let's just win.

That's all we do.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Anticheese posted:

Come in for a nice chat.

She ain't got poo poo on us yet; let's calm the waters.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


RickVoid posted:

Waiting increases the risk that the drugs will be noticed... Or associates of the Don's son might show up to collect what they missed, messily

We are a very convincing Chatty Cathy who can talk her way into and out of any situation. We walked right the hell in.

I also just kind wanna see how the hell we would get out of walking right in, honestly.

Hell, :yossame:

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Oblivion4568238 posted:

"Hi, you've only been home for 2 hours, but I'm already coming in and making myself at home. Why, I'm a... luggage inspector? Yeah, luggage inspector, and it's quite vital that I inspect your luggage immediately, while also distracting you from looking at it yourself."

We have 65% persuasion already. In a ChoiceScript system. That line might work verbatim.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Make the drugs stop existing as drugs (in a way that does not involve us taking drugs).

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Oblivion4568238 posted:

I wasn't mad, just disappointed. That next guy, he looked mad though. Anyways, it worked out, but we've still left corpses in our wake, and there's going to be some kind of heat in our future, be it cops or the Don.

Or we'll just say what happened: we read in the news how a domestic dispute turned into a murder-suicide in that one part of town that we've never been to; that's a drat shame.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


achtungnight posted:

I say we set up the Gambling Operation. Long term money, don't have to risk pissing off Freddie for short term gain.

This; recurring sources of money are good and also we don't step on the toes of whoever's already trying to fix a Super Bowl.

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dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


AJ_Impy posted:

Omertá means you saw nothing, you heard nothing and you say nothing.

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