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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I'm gonna say that your life has little to no meaning if you're spending your day writing Murphy Brown fan-fiction. Like, you really need to take stock of your life choices at that point.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2240042/1/The-Death-of-An-American-Child-Star

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Let's get some good stories and quotes from fan-fics using terrible/ridiculous source material.

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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Sonic

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
What happens when you take the comedy out of situation comedy:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12505276/1/TOW-He-s-Back :

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12516790/1/Sonic-X-one-shot :

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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12515758/1/My-Blood-Sweat-and-Tears :

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Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 17:18 on Jun 23, 2017

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY
M*A*S*H

Colonel Blake and Radar in a Lustpenis.gif situation. You find out Radar's crippled hand is really a dildo.


edit: I didn't want this to exist.

Harakiri Potter fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Jun 23, 2017

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
My mom.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
That site has Airwolf fanfic bless its heart

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Yeah right, I read some great slash featuring your mom and me. Compelling.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
There is a 29 chapter pewdiepie and tobuscus fanfiction.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9305990/1/tobuscus-life-of-confusing

here is the first chapter, go read the rest of it

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pewdiepie was going over to tobuscus's house today to play some games with him...3mins later pewdss arrived at tobys house and knoked on the oor " uh just a sec!" peewds heard toby move stuff around and say something he didn' understand " uh to-" toby opend the door and was too close to his face he was sweating " uh hi soory it's been-kinda buisy so uh come in" pewdie walked in and loked around 'hmm it loks clean why didn't he want me to come in? ' pewdie frowned ' maybe he dosen't like m' toby noteced ' 'why does he thnk i don't like him? '' " uh pewdie what do you want to play ?" pewds nnotecd ttobys frown and felt a bit ba ' so he dosen't like me .' " you know what ever you want ehee" toby looked at him again ' he thinks i don't like him..' he read it oh no not now ...we just got to play some games then he'll leave ...then i won't change' " ok i got a new game called simss" toby said nervousley.. why is he acting s weird? thought pewds and walked over onto the couch toby went over and set up the game..pewdie noticed he was a bit twitchy toby walked over and game him a controler .. " ok let's play some sims.." " ya sure " pewds smiled making toby blush and try to hold back a twich..

pewds he's gonn'a have to go..somme time right lets hop soontoby grabbed a controler and they made their people pewdie made a gil with a black tang top and a blacke skirt that went down to her knees and blond hair " wow i'm like so hot" they both laughe when toby made a person he made a girl with golen hair a golden dress that mached but what was diffrent was that she had cat ears and a cat tail with fangs and claws 'oh i hope pwds dosen't suspect anyything' " hmm weird but still hot" " haha yea " toby blusd they started playing after about 20 min toby heard something and lookec over to pewds oh no toby got up and said i" i will be right back -" bang! " ahhk what was that?!" oh no pewd can't see me i -i got'a hide ..pewds noticed toby was looking around scared and nervouey " uh toby are you ok" beforee he cn aske toby rab out of the room and into his own room pewdie walked to his room and knocked ob the door " toby..are you ok?" no answer ' why isn't toby responding dosen'yt heknow icare about him and imm worried? ' toby smiled yoou know maybe being cured to be a neko is't so bad and reading peoples minds are pretty cool.. toby looked up uhg my cat ear showed uip and-aww not myy tail to! toby got up and walked to his mirrer and he had pews say hey are you ok! you''ve ben in there for like 12 min now..toby heard a boom and heard pewds gasp oh no why are they here? drat people and tneir need to cut me open and experient i never told anyone! not rven gabe tby let out a sight and couuld ttell he's going out there isn't he toby flungopend the dor pewds wasen't there he was in the living room pewdie looked over to him and his eyes got big toby flew into the air and ran turwed the people and threw his claws at hom

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Heil Heidi I'm in the Room Also Birdemic
By: Tommy's Crack is My Crack
A convergence of the greatest films of our generation as well as one TV show, this fic asks the question "can you really trust any dog?" If you haven't seen The Room, Heil Honey I'm Home, Heidi 4 Paws, or Birdemic, it will make the same amount of sense to one who has.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

EorayMel posted:

There is a 29 chapter pewdiepie and tobuscus fanfiction.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9305990/1/tobuscus-life-of-confusing

here is the first chapter, go read the rest of it

nah

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Piers Anthony

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

:vince:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Oh so wacky:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11312688/1/Penelope-Pitstop-s-Pooting-Problem



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Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Elaine wrote a Murphy Brown fanfic

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Ein cooler Typ posted:

Elaine wrote a Murphy Brown fanfic

And you saw the kind of life she had. It's a cautionary tale, friend.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

*writes Eraserhead tentacle slash porn*

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Alton Brown is stuck on board a shuttle craft with his own hologram.

It's an erotic web comic.

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
Bill Cosby moonlights as a rape counselor (giving out tips)

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Big Beef City posted:

Alton Brown is stuck on board a shuttle craft with his own hologram.

It's an erotic web comic.

I couldn't find your specific fetish, but:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4976995/1/Now-thats-what-I-call-Good-Eats :

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

SA goons, OP

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Fragmaster

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Big Beef City posted:

Alton Brown is stuck on board a shuttle craft with his own hologram.

It's an erotic web comic.

That's good eats

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
writing a fan fic

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

unpleasantly turgid posted:

writing a fan fic

I really was hoping that I'd be able to find a fanfiction about the author writing a fanfiction. Sadly, google has failed me.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
holocaust fan fiction

I don't know forums poster Ann Frank Fanfic but that name owns

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

That Robot posted:

holocaust fan fiction

I don't know forums poster Ann Frank Fanfic but that name owns

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
alright, it can't be that bad, let's try searching for some of the shows/games/whatever I liked,

24 :

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Jack Bauer has to go undercover as a teenage girl. Oh what fun. Mwaha. Please RR! It'll make my day!

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Jack bauer faces off against Dracula,and Wildog

Bones :

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Booth "babysits" Bones.

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A highschool Bones Fic.

Resident Evil:

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Parody of Resident Evil in my College

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Claire's version of Eminem's Mockingbird

Saints Row :

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The story of Saints Row, but set in the world of Super Mario Bros.

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Summary. What if Naruto Was the Son of Both Shinigami and kami, What if Naruto unlocked His Zampakuto, and What if Naruto was raised By Johnny Gat and The Saints in General. Read and review and have a Good day and i dont Own Saints Row or naruto or Bleach, Okay?

Evangelion

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I do not own any WWE or Evangelion things.

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End of Evangelion, as directed by John Cleese. Man, the guy will do anything to get money, eh?

I'm an eternal optimist, so maybe those are all taking the piss and just having fun with their dumb ideas, but I'm not gonna read any of these because I don't want to turn into a pessimist.

Remember children, if you ignore bad things it's like they never existed at all!

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY
Is there anything for "Jake and the Fatman"?

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

someone here once found a gay fanfic featuring Tak from Stephen King's Desperation and Blaine the Mono from The Gunslinger (who was human for some reason?)

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Harakiri Potter posted:

Is there anything for "Jake and the Fatman"?

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5113666/1/Shake-Up :

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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6280241/1/Spontaneous-Decision

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:ohdear:

Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Jun 24, 2017

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I was thinking of writing some Airwolf/Blue Thunder crossover fan-fic where the Stringfellow Hawke character's life mirrored Jan-Michael Vincent's actual life and ended up in some sick helicopter chases as Blue Thunder tries to track him down for unintentionally aborting babies in his drunken stupor, etc.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
What about an out-of-character Darth Vader having sex with a VERY out-of-character Harry Potter, who happens to have been brought to the Star Wars universe by unexplained means and trained as an expensive male escort?



(The oiran were upper-class entertainers and courtesans in Edo Japan. Harry also refers to his pimp as a "daimyo," the term for a Japanese feudal lord. I'd bet dollars to donuts the author learned these terms in her college Japanese class and thought that incorporating them would add a touch of class and sophistication to her story about Darth Vader loving Harry Potter in the rear end.)

Now you may be wondering: does the boy wizard cast any spells in this story? Only if you count transfiguring one of the biggest badasses in the Galaxy Far Far Away into a lovestruck weenie through the magic of power-bottoming:



Oh Force indeed.

Pththya-lyi fucked around with this message at 03:55 on Jun 24, 2017

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I totally forgot about sick-rear end crossovers!

How about Mr Bean visiting Jurassic world.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12181282/1/Mr-Bean-visits-Jurassic-World

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Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

This was disappointing.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
How about a Space Ghost - Airbud cross:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3848532/1/Space-Ghost-Interviews-Airbud

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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
i once read a fanfic that was just cliff burton's untimely death, written from his perspective as it was happening

i have no idea why anyone would want to write or read anything like that

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
This is disturbing. Erotic Tiny Toons fanfics:

http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600095401&chapter=2

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Perhaps you think that King of the Hill isn't sexy enough? This is for you:

http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600094067

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...and neither do I

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Sancho
Jul 18, 2003

President Hillary Clinton

http://www.hillarybeattrump.org

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