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DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth
I've got one more Lagunitas Maximus, 8.2% by volume, 32oz beer. Should I do it? I'm already p drunk dudes. but OTOH IDK what I';m saving it for... :shrug:

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jeremiah johnson
Nov 3, 2007
:justpost: Except pretend it says just drink.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Will you fall asleep before finishing it because drink it if not

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf
I was having the same dilemma and I said no and drank water instead. You'll thank me in the morning dude.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Smoke a binger and then take another evaluation

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

I run into the same situation with weed on a weekend evening. the answer always ends up being yes, and it makes sleeping feel amazingly relaxing. you wake up either feeling great, or at the worst, a little dull and drowsy, but still very content and relaxed

see you're using the wrong drug

EnvyJ
May 4, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
find jesus

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Do it. Don't you want it? Don't... you WANT IT?!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

how big is 32 oz in metric

also yes

im gonna grab one more

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
32*28 basically 0.9 liter I think.

At 8% that's equivalent of 3 shots lol.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I have two 16oz left. Good.

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:
Yes. Simply, yes.

OP did you open it yet??

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
OP as an alcoholic I encourage you to not only open the beer, but drink it heartily

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

at just under a liter that can must be friggin massive lol

also 8.2% blimey!!! you are about to drink 4 regular rear end beers in one

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

du -hast posted:

OP as an alcoholic I encourage you to not only open the beer, but drink it heartily

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
yeah man go nuts

mystery fluid
Feb 12, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
If youre gonna pass out like halfway through then no

yoloer420
May 19, 2006
Keep it for breakfast imo, you'll be glad you did.

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth
I kept it for breakfast, It was a lovely start to the day.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Good success story, a real suspenseful thread. voted 5

Gorak
Dec 25, 2004

"Oh my God, they revived Gorak! You bastards!"
Last night, I decided I should take another glass of Grand Marnier. I'm feeling it this morning a little bit but I think it was the right decision.

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

numberoneposter posted:

at just under a liter that can must be friggin massive lol

also 8.2% blimey!!! you are about to drink 4 regular rear end beers in one

:911:

I've tried beers that are basically a whole 6 pack in one go but after like 8.5 ABR it doesn't even taste like beer anymore.


EnvyJ posted:

find jesus

He wasn't at the bottom of any of those bottles. Not cool, Jesus, not cool.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
prob a wine bottle would work I think he likes it

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Nah, save it for a rainy day by storing it in your anus.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i opened two beers that i totally forgot about cause i was so drunk last night lmao!!!!

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
After you finish it, smash the bottle across your freaking face OP

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
put codeine in it, makes it !!SUPER EFFECTIVE!!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

only a few more hours until i bust open some cold ones with the boys

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

numberoneposter posted:

only a few more hours until im gonna bust open some cold ones with the boys

Hardawn posted:

After you finish it, smash the bottle across your freaking face OP

Crack a cold ones with the boys, then crack the boys with a cold one!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

my sudsy lady

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Hey op check out this bitchin sci fi pic

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

unpleasantly turgid posted:

put codeine in it, makes it !!SUPER EFFECTIVE!!

Pro choice, this guy knows what it's all about.

I knew a dude who would load up on ibuprofen before drinking. weaksauce.

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

I brought two beer straws in case OP wants to share the last beer with me

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

Professor Shark posted:

Hey op check out this bitchin sci fi pic



That's rad.

I like Berkey though and the guy he's a dirivitave of whose name I can't recall.


E:

several friends posted:

I brought two beer straws in case OP wants to share the last beer with me

I hope it's a long straw, like in There Will Be Blood.

DiHK fucked around with this message at 19:38 on Jun 24, 2017

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Quit drinking, join a gym, get in shape and save money. You'll be happier.

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth
I am in a very pleasing shape TYVM

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Professor Shark posted:

Hey op check out this bitchin sci fi pic



what happen to that thread I need more sci fi pics.
was gonna start one for fantasy but I can't remember where I put my hi rez frazettas

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Zeroisanumber posted:

Quit drinking, join a gym, get in shape and save money. You'll be happier.

nothing's more depressing than good advice, pal

several friends
Apr 7, 2015


DiHK posted:

I am in a very pleasing shape TYVM

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Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
open it the gently caress up you weak bitch

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