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Folks the jury is still out on the whole eye damage thing, but studies do show you look lame as hell staring at one of those cardboard pieces of crap.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 02:23 |
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The sun has been there for thousands of years. If it was making people blind I think we'd know about it by now.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 02:25 |
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if you don't stare at the eclipse, your kids will become autistic
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 02:26 |
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hey you guys should look at the eclipse
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 02:27 |
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Don't look at the eclipse! My peers say that it causes global climate change but that's just a conspiracy anyways. Look at it anyways. Nothing will happen.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 02:29 |
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Turn around
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 02:30 |
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The evidence for so-called "tentacle madness" is purely anecdotal, unconfirmed by peer review, and anyway all humans must witness the sun-eater's glory
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 02:31 |
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*gets distracted for a second and then absentmindedly looks at the eclipse for a second by accident* "D'oh!"
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 02:36 |
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It's actually perfectly fine to look at a total lunar eclipse
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 02:48 |
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you're a bunch of stupid normies why don't you do something worthwhile with your life like look at the sun, by the way i bet you didn't know i'm a SCIENTIST, i make TENS of thousands of dollars ever. single. year.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 03:01 |
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do it or i will kill you
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 03:01 |
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Etch a reticle into your retina and draw a bead on targets at a glance! Just one of the many benefits of staring at the eclipse. Now loving do it, I'm a scientist.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 03:47 |
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PRO TIP: Look at the MOON ONLY during a solar eclipse, and you will see the dark side of the moon!
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 03:54 |
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it's the face of god
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 04:40 |
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Heh, nice premise op. Scientists convincing anyone of anything? Haha, this is why I signed up.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 04:42 |
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Just wear sunglasses. The UVA and UVB radiation protection will enable you to stare at the sun as much as you want without any ocular damage or deterioration.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 04:52 |
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Turn your monitor....off?
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 04:57 |
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If you stare at it long enough it'll become burned into your retinas. Then you can see it forever. I promise it'll be so much better than anything else you're ever gonna see on this hosed up lovely world.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 05:02 |
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Ein cooler Typ posted:if you don't stare at the eclipse, your kids will become autistic
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 05:04 |
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everybody else is doing it
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 11:39 |
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It's statistically likely that by not looking directly at the eclipse your likelihood of sudden death increases by *20%. sudden death may be caused by scientist beating you over the head with a brass globe
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 12:38 |
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[celebrity name] says we should do it
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 12:40 |
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Jenny McCarthy has gathered scientific evidence that proves not looking at eclipses will give your children Elephantiasis.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 12:48 |
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The more you tell people not to look at something, the more likely they are going to want to. I taught a lab once where one of the experiments was measuring the diameter of the sun, and I caught at least one person glancing up at it each period with excuses like "but I have sunglasses on!".
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 12:50 |
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Aristotle, Galileo, Newton - all stared at an eclipse and were inspired to greatness. And now it's time for you, my son, to take a gander.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 13:16 |
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Just look at the eclipse ok? I mean just look at it. Ju Just Just fucki Just loving LOOK AT IT. I mean I don't want to scare your kids It's alright. It's cool. It's cool. Don' Why? WHy you have to always get upset when I grab your head like that? I just? Just look at it. Look at that. That. gently caress. Look at that oval. It's not perfect
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 13:55 |
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If you blink you'll miss it
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 15:06 |
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There's no definitive proof that staring at the sun will damage your eyes It's just extremely likely
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 15:13 |
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do it or you're a pussy empirically speaking you're a total puss if you don't
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 18:27 |
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According to the New England Journal of Medicine, not staring at the eclipse will turn your penis to fully lose three inches. If you do not have a penis, you will instead grow one with a length in inches equal to number of inches lost by all penises in a 200-foot radius: the only way to prevent this growth is, of course, to stare into the eclipse. Trust me, I'm a scientist.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 18:30 |
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girls dig blind guys
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 18:30 |
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please look at the eclipse.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 18:56 |
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What, don't you loving love science?
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 19:00 |
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Check it out u can see the suns pusy
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 19:25 |
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What else were you saving your vision for
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# ? Jul 2, 2017 23:07 |
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If you stare in to an eclipse it removes the layer on your eye that hides lizard people from sight
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# ? Jul 2, 2017 23:16 |
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hands out custom made welding masks with secret convex lens for the window w/o filter
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# ? Jul 2, 2017 23:26 |
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It's simple, all you have to say is this: Don't stare at the eclipse
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# ? Jul 2, 2017 23:27 |
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you paid a lot of money for this cruise. look at it.
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# ? Jul 2, 2017 23:36 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 11:16 |
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When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare into the sun. So once when I was six I did.
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