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I'm sitting in bed watching japanese children's cartoons and eating instant ramen from a disposable bowl when I should be gainfully employed and starting my own family????
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Jun 27, 2017 09:01
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they can only imagine
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Jun 27, 2017 09:06
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My parents are dead. There aint no bouncing back from that.
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Jun 27, 2017 09:08
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I'm an unemployed alcoholic pothead living off of disability checks. To be fair, my mom doesn't care about the weed. Or the disability because it's not my fault and not something I can change. But I know my mom hates that I'm a big drinker because alcohol killed my dad. My dad's ghost probably is disappointed that I'm following in those footsteps.
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Jun 27, 2017 09:12
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Frankenstyle posted:My parents are dead. There aint no bouncing back from that. Maybe they are in purgatory; which is a little 70s styled bungalow with shag carpet and wood paneling. Inside they have a single TV with no knobs, no on/off switch, and no remote, but it's perpetually airing every waking moment of your existence.
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Jun 27, 2017 09:22
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im pooping
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Jun 27, 2017 09:29
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33 y.o., unmarried, do not own a house/apartment, still live with them. What do I win? (apart from eternal shame)
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Jun 27, 2017 09:29
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I revealed the wu tang secret
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Jun 27, 2017 09:42
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I have a license and a job but can't drive for the rest of the year due to a medical condition
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Jun 27, 2017 09:43
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The weed
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Jun 27, 2017 09:44
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Posting on Something Awful.
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Jun 27, 2017 10:07
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by not being the head of a big corporation
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Jun 27, 2017 10:10
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My girlfriend is trans I have small hands I dislike a lot of seafood
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Jun 27, 2017 10:28
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Fartbox posted:My girlfriend is trans You're disappointing me too. e: the seafood thing, not the trans thing. e2: nobody said "posting on GBS" yet?! Murray Mantoinette fucked around with this message at 10:31 on Jun 27, 2017 |
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Jun 27, 2017 10:29
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Fartbox posted:My girlfriend is trans What, exactly, disappoints them? I see nothing wrong with any of this.
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Jun 27, 2017 10:30
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im gay
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Jun 27, 2017 10:34
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My mom has voiced concerns about my gf not being able to have kids. I can't just tell her that i'm only in it for the sex because that's pretty crude. My dad just doesn't believe in transexuality Small hands are bad Everyone in my family likes seafood except me. it is a great shame
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Jun 27, 2017 10:35
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Fartbox posted:My mom has voiced concerns about my gf not being able to have kids. I can't just tell her that i'm only in it for the sex because that's pretty crude. My dad just doesn't believe in transexuality I can understand your mom's reasoning. Not your dad's, but hey, different generation and all that. Not sure why hand size matters to anyone. I also dislike most seafood. I like tuna steak and lobster. And fish & chips. Otherwise, gently caress seafood. You're cool in my book Fartbox.
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Jun 27, 2017 10:41
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fartbox you should wear big flesh colored mittens then your parents will approve and you won't have to dump your gal or eat a shrimp
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Jun 27, 2017 10:43
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I only eat corn if it is off the cob.
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Jun 27, 2017 10:47
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I only eat corn if it is off the cob. I prefer to serve corn cut from the cob so I can use the cob to make soup.
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Jun 27, 2017 10:48
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I was not able to get a guaranteed 25-year-long job with benefits and retirement investment or purchase a house and two cars on my income alone and my father and grandfather nearly died of shame and also diabetes.
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Jun 27, 2017 10:51
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ProfessorMurder posted:I prefer to serve corn cut from the cob so I can use the cob to make soup. Can I borrow some money
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Jun 27, 2017 10:55
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jay z's sedan posted:Can I borrow some money Sure, what do you need? Like 20, 30 bucks?
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Jun 27, 2017 10:58
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I recently realized that I don't need to finance the purchase of a new car. Like... at all. I took today off from work because my wife is traveling for her job and I wanted to stay at home in my bathrobe, play with the dogs and eventually get drunk. I think my parents are pissed that this isn't going how they expected.
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Jun 27, 2017 12:43
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posting on gbs
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Jun 27, 2017 13:08
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velcro shoes
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Jun 27, 2017 13:11
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velcro wallet
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Jun 27, 2017 13:14
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Somehow by being marginally successful and independent. Apparently they want me to live with them and be perpetually 8 years old
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Jun 27, 2017 13:24
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By hitting the incredibly low bar of being far better than them.
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Jun 27, 2017 13:26
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I am moving forwards in my studies and also in my other pursuits in a way that makes me and my parents pretty happy OP
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Jun 27, 2017 13:28
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Haven't gone to any of my relatives funerals in the last 5 years, like geez sorry dad, you don't have to come to my funeral
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Jun 27, 2017 13:31
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my dad just called and woke me up and asked how to use the ebay
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Jun 27, 2017 13:31
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My wife and I decided to not have kids. Sorry Mom and dad, we have better things to do with our time than raise grandkids for you.
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Jun 27, 2017 13:36
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By politely declining to have another kid, by saying, "Hahaha, hell no!" Aside from that, I'm the alpha between me and my sister. She's intelligent but has zero common sense and is a perpetual source of grief with her personal life.
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Jun 27, 2017 13:43
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Letting a perfectly good engineering degree go to waste and instead going to business school. Not making billions with my business degree and instead becoming an academic Unable to accurately predict fluctuations in the financial and housing market, despite having gone to business school. Fartbox posted:My dad just doesn't believe in transexuality What's up with dads not believing in things? My dad doesn't believe in HVAC. He thinks heat pumps are "perpetual motion bullshit", sold to dupe homeowners. He has a STEM PhD.
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Jun 27, 2017 13:53
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I forgot, I'm also disappointing because I can cook food. Apparently if it doesn't come out of a box, can, or freezer it's just not good enough for them.
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Jun 27, 2017 14:00
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Well OP, my parents love me and I love them  I baked some muffins with my mom the other day and reminisced about when my brother and I were kids.
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Jun 27, 2017 14:05
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I've been out of the house and held a steady job since college, but I imagine they kind of worry about me dying alone. If they knew more maybe they'd know I deserve it 
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I APPOINTED THEM, BUT NOW I'M TAKING IT BACK!
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