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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Last Saturday. That happens a lot, but yeah, I haven't seen a titty in 4 days. What's your story?

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Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

I see plenty of tits, idiot.

in the context of my bird watching that is

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

my wife's about 3 hours ago

haris pilton
Sep 4, 2014
My own tittays about 15 minutes ago

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

bradzilla posted:

my wife's about 3 hours ago



Bradzilla edit:

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD fucked around with this message at 16:41 on Jun 28, 2017

12gaugelobotomy
Apr 25, 2012

I'm digging the lethal injection pillow

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

12gaugelobotomy posted:

I'm digging the lethal injection pillow

Probably the only good use of anime

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:



Bradzilla edit:



lol why are you so mad my dude

Lansoc
Jan 3, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
The wife. It was OK.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I can't even remember which one but some time last week.

Veshpo
May 23, 2016

Saw a nip partially poking out while in line for a water slide in Steamboat Springs, CO, circa 1999.

SuperSlacker
Mar 11, 2007

my own giant mantitties

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer
I went to a nude beach/lake thing over the weekend. Saw a whole bunch of them.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Shadow0 posted:

I went to a nude beach/lake thing over the weekend. Saw a whole bunch of them.

It wasn't just a bunch of old balls?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

it was a real good one, OP, but i'm not going to tell you when i see it, as you haven't asked. people are just assuming.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

it was a real good one, OP, but i'm not going to tell you when i see it, as you haven't asked. people are just assuming.

Nice to know that your latest Imperial Guard conversion is going well

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
Cam girls are real, bro.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGRAKo0CQcI

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
Yesterday, my gf had the sex with me

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Iron Crowned posted:

Nice to know that your latest Imperial Guard conversion is going well

actually, i play Orks

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
Uhm, the last person I met on tinder, I think.

I don't know how long ago that was, but my guess is like 2 to 3 months?

I have been using anime ever since

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
My sisters a few years ago. She got a boob job and was high as poo poo on pain medication and was like "What do you think Three?!".

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

actually, i play Orks

Nice, you should post your WiP shots

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

Three Olives posted:

My sisters a few years ago. She got a boob job and was high as poo poo on pain medication and was like "What do you think Three?!".

How did you feel?

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
like 2 weeks ago but they're fake

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

sucked a titty a pussy and an rear end in a top hat last night. No two things from the same person. :grin:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

oh you're friends with enfield irl?

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
Why shouldn't I count my mom?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I visited my best friend and his newly bewedded wife over the weekend and gave her a massage and she was not shy about anything so... Sunday

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

sucked a titty a pussy and an rear end in a top hat last night. No two things from the same person. :grin:

That's a cool version of the gently caress marry kill game

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
My city's Pride parade

It's always the tits in public you don't want to see

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Aesop Poprock posted:

I visited my best friend and his newly bewedded wife over the weekend and gave her a massage and she was not shy about anything so... Sunday

where was the best friend while this happened?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

where was the best friend while this happened?

Traditionally the cuckold watches from the closet.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

where was the best friend while this happened?

In the room. I worked on him afterwards

weak wrists big dick
Dec 18, 2012

good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.


your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

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does gynecomastia count?

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat
i sleep in a big bed with my wife

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Aesop Poprock posted:

In the room. I worked on him afterwards

are you actually a masseuse, and were you simply hired to service these two individuals on their honeymoon?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

are you actually a masseuse, and were you simply hired to service these two individuals on their honeymoon?

Yes to the first question, no I was visiting from 12 hours away cause I haven't seen him in 3 years cause of his Coast Guard stuff and I'd never met his wife

Calling someone a masseuse in 2017 is like calling a boxer a pugilist

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

what's the modern name then

massage artist? rubstitute?

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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Chiropractor

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