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SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
Do you ever shed tears?
Is it ever acceptable to cry? When was the last time you cried?

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

When I last spooned you in your sleep.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i cry whenever a poster logs off

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

It's okay to cry when somebody dies.

That's it.

There's no other acceptable reason.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
The only time I cry is out of my penis into a very cheap "secret keeper" that I pay for her to never tell a soul about.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !

Honky Dong Country posted:

It's okay to cry when somebody dies.

That's it.

There's no other acceptable reason.

What about when you need to convince a stronger and emotionally unstable mammal that you are not a physics threat and to please stop beating you
what then

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Sjs00 posted:

What about when you need to convince a stronger and emotionally unstable mammal that you are not a physics threat and to please stop beating you
what then

That's what the fetal position and playing possum is for.

Also you could just fight until you're knocked the gently caress out like a normal person.

Goon Option: Violently poo poo your pants

No matter what course you take, you better not cry unless somebody is dead. :colbert:

Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 06:05 on Jun 29, 2017

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Sjs00 posted:

What about when you need to convince a stronger and emotionally unstable mammal that you are not a physics threat and to please stop beating you
what then

the idea of a threat to physics is amazing to me holy moly

DICTATOR OF FUNK
Nov 6, 2007

aaaaaw yeeeeeah
its a good idea to cry if u gay

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I mean that's how your brain pees so yeah you need to cry every now and then otherwise your poo poo fills up with eye piss. :shrug:

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
Only in private, unless a dog dies in a movie, then you can do it wherever you want.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
excellent question, thank you.

yes.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Only at the end of Rudy.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about!

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
of course not.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

I know now why you cry, but its something I can never do.

Hope this helps, op

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I cry when I get probated or banned. So I never cry because I'm a good boy who follows the rules.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
the last two times i've broken down sobbing have been about cats

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Smythe posted:

i cry whenever a poster logs off

goodbye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb2jGy76v0Y

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

gah.... hoiw could u do this

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
I'm crying right now OP.

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
Only if it's out of shame, otherwise never

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Why wouldn't it be okay to cry?

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
When the little girl who's Logan's genetic daughter tips the cross over to turn it into an X.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

I don't cry in front of people. They also say "Never let them see you sweat," but I do sweat. No crying, though.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Yes. Let it out.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Grevling posted:

Yes. Let it out.

Alternatively, choke it back and drink a bunch of whiskey.

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


Honky Dong Country posted:

Alternatively, choke it back and drink a bunch of whiskey.

Alternatively, drink a bunch of vodka and let it all out.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Honky Dong Country posted:

Alternatively, choke it back and drink a bunch of whiskey.

No, cry first, then drink. If you must.
But for real, we can't all cry. What good does that do?

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

I.C. posted:

No, cry first, then drink. If you must.
But for real, we can't all cry. What good does that do?

only some people have the luxury of crying

a privileged elite, you see

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

unpleasantly turgid posted:

only some people have the luxury of crying

a privileged elite, you see

I know, only rich people are allowed to cry. Boo-hoo. We are all very sad. For real!

Chumpy
Dec 28, 2008

Nap Ghost
Only if you touch your face after chopping a bowl of delicious, spicy peppers for five alarm chili.

Or when your parents regret their life choices, OP.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
no, if i catch myself crying i just start yelling 'what are you a human being' at myself like dad used to and it calms down real quick

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

extra stout posted:

no, if i catch myself crying i just start yelling 'what are you a human being' at myself like dad used to and it calms down real quick

lol

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

It's better if you slap your own face while looking in the mirror. More effective.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

*Slaps the piss outta himself between soul-shattering sobs*

Get beefy, bitch. Get REAL beefy!

*Sniffles*

C'mon you lil pissbitch...

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Honky Dong Country posted:

*Slaps the piss outta himself between soul-shattering sobs*

Get beefy, bitch. Get REAL beefy!

Sup?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
only when you remember real life

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

extra stout posted:

no, if i catch myself crying i just start yelling 'what are you a human being' at myself like dad used to and it calms down real quick
Calming down is natural after an orgasm

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