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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
80 year old Maverick senator, two-time failed Presidential candidate, and failed Air Force Pilot John McCain has a brain tumor and is gonna die. Please use this thread to pay respects and best wishes to the man and his family, and also his first family from his wife that he left when he came back from Vietnam and found out that she was in a car accident and was in a wheelchair.

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Guy Goodbody posted:

80 year old Maverick senator, two-time failed Presidential candidate, and failed Air Force Pilot John McCain has a brain tumor and is gonna die. Please use this thread to pay respects and best wishes to the man and his family, and also his first family from his wife that he left when he came back from Vietnam and found out that she was in a car accident and was in a wheelchair.



man he's got a chaw in both cheeks?

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Bye senator McCain. Thank you for bringing Sarah Palin into the national spotlight.

HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.



lol hes still alive?????

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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very disturbed by these allegations personally

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Without McCain, there would be no Levi Johnston articles

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
i mean yes he is going to die eventually but brain cancer is very treatable these days and I bet he has access to the best medical care (as well as ice cold Barq's root beer)

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
Salute to an American hero who dropped napalm on a lot of people and then was beaten senseless by those same people

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
When did GBS turn into D&D?

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Lol christ you people really really hate john mccain i had no idea

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
im pressin f

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
Who are all these old dudes in suits you guys keep making threads about?

Chillgamesh
Jul 29, 2014

do you think he will stop hating the gooks after he dies

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Yup

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-johnmccain-idUSKBN1A5015

I'm pretty bummed. His hearing ramblings were always fun to try and follow.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
since everyone hates the man so much, let me clue you in on a way to have a good time. Enter "John McCain town hall" into youtube search

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

remember when John McCain said to his wife, "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you oval office." lol

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Heaven Spacey posted:

do you think he will stop hating the gooks after he dies

hahaha, lol no

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
@dril made a video about this back in early 2000s, he's realy truly a prophet

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/102043

theLamer
Dec 2, 2005
I put the lame in blame
fake news

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I would still put money on GHWB dying before McCain does

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

I have a hard time caring about this? Cancer sucks, but at the same time John McCain fought hard to ruin the lives of millions of Americans through denying them access to healthcare. A large part of that is to Americans with cancer. He has been through a lot of awful poo poo, I don't deny that, but as a politician he was such a gigantic oval office to his fellow countrymen that I have a hard time giving a poo poo about his illness.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I'm glad he's going to die, the world will be better for it.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

I said come in! posted:

I have a hard time caring about this? Cancer sucks, but at the same time John McCain fought hard to ruin the lives of millions of Americans through denying them access to healthcare. A large part of that is to Americans with cancer. He has been through a lot of awful poo poo, I don't deny that, but as a politician he was such a gigantic oval office to his fellow countrymen that I have a hard time giving a poo poo about his illness.

Source ur quotes

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
remember when John McCain fathering fake half black kids was enough to affect a race

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
How is trump going to use this to HIS advantage?

I wonder if it will be POLITICIZED at all?

Will there be COKE?

It has to suck to get a (smallish)walnut sized thing removed from your head, only to have it grow back though.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
This would explain McCain's questions during Comey's senate testimony.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
Is his lesbian daughter available for comment or a video project I'm working on?

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

Cantaloupe posted:

Is his lesbian daughter available for comment or a video project I'm working on?

I thought dick 'shotgun' cheney had the lesbian daughter

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/barackobama/status/887836712822558720

:911:

Unbelievably Fat Man
Jun 1, 2000

Innocent people. I could never hurt innocent people.


I have no idea how Arizona metes out its spare senate seats, but hopefully there's a special election because I need to see what horrifying right wing ghoul the Democrats come up with and watch him get dunked on by a crazy homeless person.

Rock Paper Tongue
Oct 24, 2016

May cause birth defects

The Vietnamese couldn't kill him, and neither will this blood clot. McCain never die, his hatred for the poor and foreign will keep him alive until the death of the universe

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
Jesus, Trump acted pretty fast on taking him out. It took awhile for Putin to kill Litvinenko with a nice cup of polonium. I'm laying bets on a string of people that Trump hates suddenly dying of cancer. I'm surprised Hillary wasn't the first but I'm assuming McCain is a bigger threat right now.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

I dunno, my money is still on the cancer

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Barry, chill.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Neutrino posted:

Jesus, Trump acted pretty fast on taking him out. It took awhile for Putin to kill Litvinenko with a nice cup of polonium. I'm laying bets on a string of people that Trump hates suddenly dying of cancer. I'm surprised Hillary wasn't the first but I'm assuming McCain is a bigger threat right now.

what do you think Trump's MO for assassination is? Poisoned steaks? Neckties that choke you to death? Faulty golf cleats?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



RIP Maverick Politics

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

YOU KNOW *rubs nose on hand* THIS is how the authority figure will remain in p-p-power, by, you know, pretending they have the same problems *snorts* as the rest of us, like how do you say, an oprah? this big fake lady who pretend to be poor, but of course we all know they can just buy cure to cancer *tugs at shirt*

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Harald posted:

what do you think Trump's MO for assassination is? Poisoned steaks? Neckties that choke you to death? Faulty golf cleats?

The DIA developed something called a "cancer gun". It works just like the name says. The CIA, before this, developed a secret drug cocktail which mimicked the appearance and effects of a heart attack. You think heart disease suddenly became so prominent in the 80s and 90s because of our diets? Think again.

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Do we toxx on the death date of McCain?

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