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Arkanomen posted:Above marked as Plan Ralith Do our best to stoke the plane fire. If we can make it large enough, surely someone will notice us! It's not like anyone will care if we burn a few trees out here.
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2017 23:43 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 00:48 |
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Wait, hang on. We have a military fire-starter in our pack. Use it to get the fire going.
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2017 01:06 |
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Arkanomen posted:That lighter is just a really high-quality sparker, it makes really nice sparks but the lighter is already fire! Oh right we're stupid.
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2017 01:30 |
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Loel posted:
ABC Always. Be. Camping.
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2017 01:46 |
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I'm not gonna be happy until we burn this drat forest to the ground. Also look for some eatin' shrooms
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2017 16:01 |
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Arkanomen posted:So the current plan is Head downhill to find water
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2017 00:22 |
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What we need next is shelter We lift right? We should be able to put some food over the fire using the skeleton as skewers, then climb a tree using our coke strength to survey the area.
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2017 11:29 |
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Come to think of it. What killed this deer, and will it be pissed that we stole it?
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2017 11:43 |
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AJ_Impy posted:We are the Bear Beast, let it come. We are invincible! Nothing can stop us now. What could possibly go wrong? An actual 🐻.
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2017 11:47 |
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Climb down Put our drat sweater on while we dry our shirt Use the foil to reflect the fire heat and warm up a bit Do our best to survive until dawn Get some water and purify it There Bias Two fucked around with this message at 09:47 on Jul 25, 2017 |
# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 09:44 |
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Arkanomen posted:So current plan is to Aye
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2017 01:42 |
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Use a bit of duct tape to fix the tear in our pants. Do our business by a tree somewhere. Take a sip of water. Grab more sticks and kindling to rebuild our fire later. Reflect on the fact that we're a total badass for surviving a plane crash and then a whole night in the Canadian wilderness. Women will love the edited version of our story. Did we ever check the aircraft for any kind of emergency distress beacon? Have we ever been fishing before? There Bias Two fucked around with this message at 12:47 on Jul 26, 2017 |
# ¿ Jul 26, 2017 12:36 |
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Arkanomen posted:You have been fishing many times and have decent enough idea. Hook and bait, drink, drink some more, wait, drink, then when the line dips you call the guy over and he reels it in most of the way and then you grab the pole and do the rest. Simple. Adding explore the wreckage to my to-do list
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2017 16:48 |
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I miss our coke-fueled forest adventure!
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2017 02:13 |
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Arkanomen posted:I was sent upstate for work and my house got fumigated, but back to normal updates tonight. Fumigating your house, eh? Is this some type of method acting for CYOA design that I'm not familiar with?
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2017 02:37 |
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Oh gently caress Smokey's on to us! Climb a tree, then yell really loudly. Pelt it with large-ish bits of metal. We're gonna burn these woods to the ground you furry poo poo! There Bias Two fucked around with this message at 12:24 on Aug 1, 2017 |
# ¿ Aug 1, 2017 12:21 |
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1. B 2. F 3. C We know how to handle ourselves in a bear market.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2017 17:44 |
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Holy poo poo hahahaha. gently caress you Smokey. Not even you could stop the Tad Train. Choo Chooooo! Take a goddamn selfie because we are a god! Take a celebratory shot That should take the edge off our cravings. There Bias Two fucked around with this message at 12:00 on Aug 2, 2017 |
# ¿ Aug 2, 2017 11:57 |
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I think we have officially completed our Vision Quest guys.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2017 22:54 |
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I'm picturing a knockoff Ash vs Evil Dead scenario here. Maybe our hero actually did coke off the skull of a former First Nations Member.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2017 06:56 |
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We're...we're actually surviving out here. I figured we'd be dead like 3 updates ago, so I didn't plan this far ahead. Our next biggest challenge will be surviving the withdrawal. Do we have any experience weaning off alcohol and coke? Maybe one before the other would work best if possible.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2017 12:47 |
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Blasphemaster posted:We're gonna need to make a backpack or something, since leaving soon will be necessary unless we really do want to live here for a few years. The best way to stay alive when you're lost somewhere is usually to stay exactly where you are. We have food, water, and shelter for the time being, so there isn't much of a pressing reason to travel.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2017 14:36 |
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Grognan posted:uhh bear is not great for humans, just saying. we can od on fat soluble nutrients depending on what we nom Nah, that's pretty much just Polar Bear liver. Besides, we're probably relatively malnourished when it comes to fat soluble nutrients.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2017 15:10 |
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mepstein73 posted:Not guts, MEAT. Gosh. We're not poor. Maybe it's a left-handed bear you bigot!
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2017 02:46 |
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We need a pot to boil water
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2017 03:01 |
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Outrail posted:Make one of those things the roided out alien on star wars uses, double blade thing. There's no way in hell Tad has seen Star Wars.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2017 03:57 |
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Is Tad dead yet?
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2017 23:43 |
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AJ_Impy posted:Painkiller, take the axe head out, wash with everclear, duct tape the wound. It's not the axe head. We cut ourselves on the broken axe handle. Otherwise this.
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2017 11:36 |
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At least septicemia will give us the hallucinations required to successfully complete our Spirit Quest! Glass half full guys.
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2017 11:35 |
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AJ_Impy posted:Cauterize it. This. We're dying but it's worth a shot.
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2017 10:36 |
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Arkanomen posted:You have no first aid kit. Use our laser vision. (I am the fever-addled part of Tad's brain) (We never said we didn't have laser vision at any point in this thread. Take that GM.)
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2017 16:50 |
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Uhhhhh.... Cry like a baby, then die
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2017 17:25 |
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Arkanomen posted:The saw is a length of chainsaw blade which is great for sawing logs with broad ripping teeth. A leg is a kind of log, but how would you get around in the woods on one leg? The knife might be better for make small cuts, it's serrated too. The axe is pretty sharp as well. There are options which brings some small comfort to your pounding head. Can we stitch a bear leg to our stump?
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2017 20:13 |
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AJ_Impy posted:Kindness? Mercy? Weak! Now is not the time for soul searching damnit!
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2017 00:16 |
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Middle management? MIDDLE. loving. MANAGEMENT?! HELL NO. We are the GOD drat CEO! Although.... How much room for upward mobility are we talking here? There Bias Two fucked around with this message at 21:40 on Aug 18, 2017 |
# ¿ Aug 18, 2017 21:38 |
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This time, we play as a bear. Bear Grylls
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2017 03:04 |
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Outrail posted:Yes... This could actually be hilarious
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2017 16:29 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 00:48 |
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Excited for Goon in the Woods.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2017 16:17 |