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Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVDvA4Ny3DU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1TjTcTGEGI as far as I know this was never directly addressed in the television show, coloring books or radio plays but I think it makes sense. PP went to high school in the 60's, 70's and then again in the 1990's which were all points when drug use was high in America but especially New York City, it only makes sense that he experimented and I think marijuana would work well at calming PP down whenever his spider-sense gets too tingly and especially after his being molested PP definitely needs to relax. the idea to dress up like an abstract representation of a spider and climb buildings because you're really sticky, beat up the elderly and document it all w/ a fancy rear end camera seems like an idea my drug dealer would have tbh

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
it turns out his spidey sense was just the munchies the whole time

Bad Llama
Jan 2, 2007
pwnerer
Duh, he loves Mary Jane

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010

Bad Llama posted:

Duh, he loves Mary Jane

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Spider-Man is a fictional character OP. As in, he does not, nor has he ever, existed. Did not want to be the one to break it to you but it had to be done.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Every one forgets that under the costume spider Man is a nerd so lol no he probably didn't smoke weed

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010

Kuato posted:

Spider-Man is a fictional character OP. As in, he does not, nor has he ever, existed. Did not want to be the one to break it to you but it had to be done.

then who the gently caress is hugging that little boy?

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Kuato posted:

Spider-Man is a fictional character OP. As in, he does not, nor has he ever, existed. Did not want to be the one to break it to you but it had to be done.

You clearly have no understanding of the concept of a multiverse.

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
He uses spidey sense to find a drug dealer in times of need of weed

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
Do you think Spider-Man ever huffs his web fluid to get high?

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Is this some sort of joke related to the fact that he's a black man now OP ?! White people smoke cannabis too you know

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
Spider-Man's always been black to me

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
Does his enhanced spider-like constitution grant him the ability to abuse hard drugs like heroin with impunity?

beeaar
Dec 16, 2005

Ride The Gravitron posted:

Every one forgets that under the costume spider Man is a nerd so lol no he probably didn't smoke weed
Peter Parker doesn't smoke weed ... but Spider Man... oh... He's been known to get down..

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Cnut the Great posted:

Does his enhanced spider-like constitution grant him the ability to abuse hard drugs like heroin with impunity?

It does but his web skills are impacted as you can see below :


Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe

Decebal posted:

It does but his web skills are impacted as you can see below :




Lol... caffeine spider drew a dick and ballz

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Rasta_Al posted:

Lol... caffeine spider drew a dick and ballz

Is that what you see ??? Hmmm... maybe it acts like a Rorschach test for some people

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


a dick and balls.. but its on a girl??

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Decebal posted:

It does but his web skills are impacted as you can see below :




Jfc caffeine spider is a hot mess

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Spider Mon haha

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010

fruit on the bottom posted:

Jfc caffeine spider is a hot mess

that one is missing ecstasy spider

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ7n95lCwik

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Oct 15, 2012

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Les Os posted:

that one is missing ecstasy spider


What's top-center? That spider needs to get his loving life together

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe

Decebal posted:

Is that what you see ??? Hmmm... maybe it acts like a Rorschach test for some people

Yeah, so what? Who doesn't love a good dick and ballz

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010

fruit on the bottom posted:

What's top-center? That spider needs to get his loving life together

they slipped him a mickey

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymrqVUjABiw

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
https://i.stack.imgur.com/AFdGG.jpg

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
yes

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Rasta_Al posted:

Yeah, so what? Who doesn't love a good dick and ballz

It wasn't a judgement only an observation. You're saying that dick and balls are a common thing to love.

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

Decebal posted:

It wasn't a judgement only an observation. You're saying that dick and balls are a common thing to love.

They aren't?

E: LSD spider saw the fabric of time and mimicked it.

Trump.mp4
Feb 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Yes, I do.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
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Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe

Decebal posted:

It wasn't a judgement only an observation. You're saying that dick and balls are a common thing to love.

Look at this prude that doesn't love some dick and balls. I think you love dick too though seeing as how you wont get off mine.

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

Rasta_Al posted:

Look at this prude that doesn't love some dick and balls. I think you love dick too though seeing as how you wont get off mine.

:boom:

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Les Os posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVDvA4Ny3DU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1TjTcTGEGI as far as I know this was never directly addressed in the television show, coloring books or radio plays but I think it makes sense. PP went to high school in the 60's, 70's and then again in the 1990's which were all points when drug use was high in America but especially New York City, it only makes sense that he experimented and I think marijuana would work well at calming PP down whenever his spider-sense gets too tingly and especially after his being molested PP definitely needs to relax. the idea to dress up like an abstract representation of a spider and climb buildings because you're really sticky, beat up the elderly and document it all w/ a fancy rear end camera seems like an idea my drug dealer would have tbh

i dont know, the scene with spiderman there talking to himself in what almost seemed like a mirror seemed like a pretty bad trip he minght not do very well with marijuana like some people

it doesnt calm everyone down you know, thats probably when he started shooting ropes everywhere and freaking out if you think about it. youre quite naive.

Freestyle
Sep 2, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Of course he does, OP.

Peter Parker was an uptight, neurotic teen. Weed helped him to mellow out, develop a sense of humor. This is why he is now able to bang supermodels.

also,

Bruce Banner takes A LOT of xanax to stay calm and keep from hulking out when someone bumps into him on the subway.

Iron Man has done every mind altering substance on Earth, and plenty that are not of Earth.

Batman drinks like a fish

Robin enjoys coke to stay upbeat and energetic in fistfights.

Luke Cage talks a big game, but the dude has a prescription for Viagra.

Punisher was given plenty of antidepressants but they didn't help.

And then there's a young country boy by the name of Clark Kent. Nothing remarkable about him, nice enough fella, good at football too. But he likes to hide behind the barn on warm summer nights and take insane amounts of mushrooms he finds in the cow fields. Says it gives him the most glorious visions of Godhood.

Freestyle
Sep 2, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Oh, and I've heard rumors The Watcher drops a lot of acid, as part of his job.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Bad Llama posted:

Duh, he loves Mary Jane

Thread should've ended here

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Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Namor does so much PCP

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Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

Bet the Joker smokes Sherm.

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