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ArgumentatumE.C.T.
Nov 5, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
is the i ternet real life ?


no

no it is not

living your internet is not living your life

too much internet is still bad for you

watching videos is not conversation

reading text is not knowing someone

people do not act the same in person

extrapolation from internet stuff is bunk

anyone that tries to tell you the internet is real life is a fool with bad priorities



now argue

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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
i can't even drink an ice cold barq's root beer on the internet

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
Piss rear end!

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

well poo poo now you tell me

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
LIES!

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house
well I think it is.

putrid aidsman
Apr 13, 2017

by Lowtax

AEMINAL posted:

Piss rear end!

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

says you

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I'd much rather be on the internet doing some posting than off the internet loving a dog. The OP, not so much.

Hippity Hoppity
Mar 18, 2017

heh bleb bleb bleb

donate to the humane society
Interesting, can you prove real life is even real?

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
that's just like, true man

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Is it bad form to eat both a hotdog, and a hamburger at the same picnic? Also, is coleslaw the ultimate picnic side dish?

I need answers, the internet helps, sort of.

FisheyStix
Jul 2, 2008

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
No it is

ArgumentatumE.C.T.
Nov 5, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lime Tonics posted:

Is it bad form to eat both a hotdog, and a hamburger at the same picnic? Also, is coleslaw the ultimate picnic side dish?

I need answers, the internet helps, sort of.

you can get this information from magazines or strangers

or a relative thats had many a picnic in their day

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
the op fucks his dog and admitted as such in a thread he made about loving his dog

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

Jose posted:

the op fucks his dog and admitted as such in a thread he made about loving his dog

Is this true, OP?

Might this be why you're insisting the internet isn't real life?

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
that's better than pulling another damned soul from oblivion into this realm of suffering

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
to anguish for a century accomplishing nothing and experiencing all kinds of pain
keep loving that dog OP

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
just the other day I went to the store and every single person there had dead lifeless eyes that longed for it all to stop

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house
sounds like the op is real. real horny for dogs!! haha

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

ArgumentatumE.C.T. posted:

THIS IS YOU GUYS



over on the right

thats you

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I made the OP this av and he never bought it, even though he said he was looking for a high quality av.

ArgumentatumE.C.T.
Nov 5, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
im tired of this silly unfounded and false rumor on the internet

i want to have a serious discussion

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

Lime Tonics posted:

Is it bad form to eat both a hotdog, and a hamburger at the same picnic? Also, is coleslaw the ultimate picnic side dish?

I need answers, the internet helps, sort of.

potato salad is the ultimate picnic side dish you maroon

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
the trick to making really good potato salad is to cum on the potatoes before adding the dressing

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Jose posted:

the trick to making really good potato salad is to cum on the potatoes before adding the dressing

Lol, just lol if your dressing doesn't just consist solely of cum.

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Sjs00 posted:

just the other day I went to the store and every single person there had dead lifeless eyes that longed for it all to stop
:same:

Shrap
Feb 7, 2009
You can't tell me what's real, you're not my real dad

Cymoril
Jul 1, 2005

Kittens Warm the World
Dinosaur Gum

This is the only accurate thing in this entire thread.

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
psssh, yeah right. we all exist in the same mortal plane, idiot *takes sip of bubbling liquid and is thrust into the nether realm, the dark void of eldritch terror and other schlock*

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
im posting from beyond the plane. im here to tell you guys that the internet is actually real life. anyways peace

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


what is real

Buccaneer
Jun 24, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Jose posted:

the op fucks his dog and admitted as such in a thread he made about loving his dog

What's with the people that want to have sex with animals using two line breaks between every sentence

Bad Llama
Jan 2, 2007
pwnerer
OP is a dog fucker IRL

I heard it on the internet

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
I think the internet should go back to text only

Cephalectomy
Jun 8, 2007

Pawn 17 posted:

I'd much rather be on the internet doing some posting than off the internet loving a dog. The OP, not so much.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
You're wrong, OP. I lost friends in the Meme Wars, while cowards like you were loving yellow-bellied curs.

pork steaks
May 30, 2017

a lovely boy
the internert may not be real, but it is my life

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Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
the internet is better than real life

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