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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
You just met that person and now you guys are going to rub your genitals together. It's pretty weird when you think about it.

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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
Feel free to disregard this post.

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
Sex is good op

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Hollismason posted:

Sex is good op

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

what would you do instead, OP?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Abstinence is better. Say no to sex.

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

Gaunab posted:

You just met that person and now you guys are going to rub your genitals together. It's pretty weird when you think about it.

Only weird if you make it weird.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
most things in life are pretty weird when you think about them

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
booze helps

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
Only if they have a sleeping bag sized cock

Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax
Balls are full.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
if he's hot

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

what would you do instead, OP?

Video games.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
What if someone else meets a girl at a bar and brings them back to your place?
What if you come home from work while they're drinking in the living room and she finds you more interesting?
What if you end up mashing genitals with her, leaving the guy who brought her there to cry on his birthday?
Is that so wrong?

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
My cock needs to conquer. It is all that's left to me now.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
sex feels nice

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

Gaunab posted:

You just met that person and now you guys are going to rub your genitals together. It's pretty weird when you think about it.

I mean is he cute? If he's cute it's all good. You need to rub genitals more. Consentually of course.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Hollismason posted:

Sex is good op

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

I would not. :colbert:

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Gaunab posted:

You just met that person and now you guys are going to rub your genitals together. It's pretty weird when you think about it.

Maybe you should ask your parents?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I wouldn't like rule out hooking up with someone simply because it's in a bar. Cliches are kind of :flaccid: for me but I mean you can't rule out finding a humpdawg. :shrug:

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Genetic programming: gently caress everything that has a pulse

OP: but you see it's kinda weird when you think about it

:goonsay:

His Purple Majesty
Dec 12, 2008
Say no to OPs posts

mystery fluid
Feb 12, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
why the gently caress wouldnt you? jesuse christ what a dumb question

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Lol if you hook up with drunk desperate losers

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
impoartant question, does anyone HERE want to rub genitals with me??? thanks

preferably females but lately im just sort of like "haha whatever" you know? free spirit

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Wouldn't recommend it.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
gently caress you

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
DMT is better

marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
because i like to gamble

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
cause the chimicals in my brain go 'yehhh boyyeee' when someone of the opposite sex finds me attractive enough to let me touch their insides.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
lol thats like half the reason bars are popular

you get a good buzz on and you make out with somebody and then later on you both bone down. sometimes you date them, sometimes you leave and dont even get breakfast together

as a guy i have learned the valuable lesson to let the girl invite you to breakfast afterwards, because boy is it awkward when you invite them and they accept and then you both have to realize you have no sober chemistry at all and you didn't even order the food you wanted because somehow your feeble loving brain figured it would impress her to order an eggwhite omelette and a side of fruit salad!? when you really wanted the one with all the meat and a side of homefries and now you've screwed up your chance at a booty call later on because you've got nothing to talk about while you both pick at your food. "Mmm this cantelope sure is tasty, can't wait for you to not call me next time you're out drunk at bars because I had to gently caress this up by sticking around for 90 minutes too long"

Tumble fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Jul 23, 2017

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

Drunk & Ugly posted:

gently caress you

Did we meet in a bar?

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

If you do it all the time, that's probably not good but you're pretty square as gently caress if you never ever in your life try to have some fun like that.

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer

Hollismason posted:

Sex is good op

not the way I do it it ain't

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Gaunab posted:

You just met that person and now you guys are going to rub your genitals together

No OP, that's not how that works

He Who Smelt It
Jun 14, 2012

EmbryoSteve posted:

Only weird if you make it weird.

oh I'll make it weird dude

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Ejaculating inside another person feels p great

Hth

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

Ejaculating inside another person feels p great

Hth

i frequently ejaculate inside ops mom

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

i frequently ejaculate inside ops mom

A strong fraternal and inuit bond we share, RoJJ.

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Coffee_Break
Apr 30, 2008
1987....Bar...Kalamazoo..30 years still together. You ask if hooking up at a bar is good? Can be.....*wink*

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