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soybean

i want to gently caress jigglypuff

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by FactsAreUseless
:psyduck:

Piso Mojado

glodmine


ToastGhost

20% cooler
I dated a pokefucker once. I only learned about his secret halfway into the relationship.

I mean of all the choices you have jigglypuff is fairly reasonable.

Senior Management



No love for Mr. Mime?

:jerry:

Senior Management



what about that new Poke'Mon that is a set of keys?

:jerry:

Gone Fashing

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
so you're less hosed up than the average byob poster. nice humblebrag.

bacalou


my dark secret is why did you put light on this i said it was dark jesus you are rude af

Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.
my dark secret is a brand of deodorant marketed towards African Americans

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

Piso Mojado

my dark secret is i want 2 get it on sexually with jigglypuff


vanisher



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

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by FactsAreUseless

bacalou posted:

my dark secret is why did you put light on this i said it was dark jesus you are rude af

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by FactsAreUseless

Starman Super DX posted:

my dark secret is a brand of deodorant marketed towards African Americans

Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.
my dark secret makes me think I should see a doctor.

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

Pikachu

DANGER DANGER
HIGH VOLTAGE

Vynar posted:

what about that new Poke'Mon that is a set of keys?

down the dick hole.

Manifisto


bacalou posted:

my dark secret is why did you put light on this i said it was dark jesus you are rude af

Starman Super DX posted:

my dark secret is a brand of deodorant marketed towards African Americans

Manifisto


my dark secret is electrical tape on bright LEDs, especially those drat blue ones


ty nesamdoom!

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
My dark secret is I reuse the rubbing alcohol I use to clean my bong

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

Twenty Four



Blacker then the blackest black times infinity!

Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
my darkest secret is that when someone tells me a secret, i immediately go tell their secrets. i've collected and emailed all of your admitted secrets to my entire family tree.

no worries, they stopped acknowledging me years ago.

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

Darkman Fanpage
my dark secret is im jigglypuff and i want to gently caress the op

pork steaks

a lovely boy
My dark secrert is I think I'd rather gently caress ditto.

HotSoapyBeard

I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN
My dark secret is Snorlax snapchats videos of himself eating chocolate eclair cakes to me and yes, it's in a dirty way

Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.
my dark secret is not here! heh, like I'd ever tell you losers! Smell ya later!! :evilbuddy:

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

alnilam

my dork secret is i never actually finished final fantasy 3/6 i just got pretty much to the end and kinda knew how it ended and didn't bother to beat kefka I'm sorry :cry:

Manifisto


Make up your mind
Decide to post with me
Around the yob tonight
Around the yob tonight
By my side
Lurkers don't hide
I'm not gonna lie
I'll not be an ironist
Behind the niceness
I'll show you my dark secret
I'm not gonna lie
I want you for mine
My postin pal
My pal, be my postin pal, yeah

Don't be afraid
I didn't mean to scare you
So help me, weed cat
I can promise you
You'll stay as cynical
With dark thoughts
And shitposts, forever
(But in the yob, never)

What's on your mind
What's on your mind
Post, and I'll promise you
I will treat you well
My postin pal
So help me, weed cat
(hey, hey, hey)
Give it up to me
Play rznv
Do you wanna be
My buddy?

So help me!
Be my weed pal
Booze or coffee pal
Do you wanna post?
I promise you
I will treat you well
My postin pal
So help me, weed cat
Weed cat
Weed cat
Weed cat

for those not familiar with this great tune:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkwD5rQ-_d4


ty nesamdoom!

Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

Manifisto posted:

Make up your mind
Decide to post with me
Around the yob tonight
Around the yob tonight
By my side
Lurkers don't hide
I'm not gonna lie
I'll not be an ironist
Behind the niceness
I'll show you my dark secret
I'm not gonna lie
I want you for mine
My postin pal
My pal, be my postin pal, yeah

Don't be afraid
I didn't mean to scare you
So help me, weed cat
I can promise you
You'll stay as cynical
With dark thoughts
And shitposts, forever
(But in the yob, never)

What's on your mind
What's on your mind
Post, and I'll promise you
I will treat you well
My postin pal
So help me, weed cat
(hey, hey, hey)
Give it up to me
Play rznv
Do you wanna be
My buddy?

So help me!
Be my weed pal
Booze or coffee pal
Do you wanna post?
I promise you
I will treat you well
My postin pal
So help me, weed cat
Weed cat
Weed cat
Weed cat

for those not familiar with this great tune:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkwD5rQ-_d4


beautiful... just beautiful.

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

Mariana Horchata

Manifisto posted:

Make up your mind
Decide to post with me
Around the yob tonight
Around the yob tonight
By my side
Lurkers don't hide
I'm not gonna lie
I'll not be an ironist
Behind the niceness
I'll show you my dark secret
I'm not gonna lie
I want you for mine
My postin pal
My pal, be my postin pal, yeah

Don't be afraid
I didn't mean to scare you
So help me, weed cat
I can promise you
You'll stay as cynical
With dark thoughts
And shitposts, forever
(But in the yob, never)

What's on your mind
What's on your mind
Post, and I'll promise you
I will treat you well
My postin pal
So help me, weed cat
(hey, hey, hey)
Give it up to me
Play rznv
Do you wanna be
My buddy?

So help me!
Be my weed pal
Booze or coffee pal
Do you wanna post?
I promise you
I will treat you well
My postin pal
So help me, weed cat
Weed cat
Weed cat
Weed cat

for those not familiar with this great tune:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkwD5rQ-_d4


hundreds m8 💯

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER

Manifisto posted:

Make up your mind
Decide to post with me
Around the yob tonight
Around the yob tonight
By my side
Lurkers don't hide
I'm not gonna lie
I'll not be an ironist
Behind the niceness
I'll show you my dark secret
I'm not gonna lie
I want you for mine
My postin pal
My pal, be my postin pal, yeah

Don't be afraid
I didn't mean to scare you
So help me, weed cat
I can promise you
You'll stay as cynical
With dark thoughts
And shitposts, forever
(But in the yob, never)

What's on your mind
What's on your mind
Post, and I'll promise you
I will treat you well
My postin pal
So help me, weed cat
(hey, hey, hey)
Give it up to me
Play rznv
Do you wanna be
My buddy?

So help me!
Be my weed pal
Booze or coffee pal
Do you wanna post?
I promise you
I will treat you well
My postin pal
So help me, weed cat
Weed cat
Weed cat
Weed cat

for those not familiar with this great tune:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkwD5rQ-_d4


thanks Manifisto!

Mariana Horchata

me irl

bacalou


I like your twelvehead

Mariana Horchata

bacalou posted:

I like your twelvehead

bless u! may ur actions today be auspicious!! :dare:

kalel

My dark secret is I have no secrets. I live honestly and without scandal

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Baller Ina

:whattheeucharist:
My dark secret is paprika

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