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You remember Sim Ant? Well, it's that time of the loving year again, nerds. We're making an ant colony. I'm the queen ant. You will obey me. Follow the orders of the colony. Work that poo poo. Just be a good ant and build the colony. I hate you
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i jam all the peas in my queens nest
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Jul 26, 2017 04:38
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i'm ant
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Jul 26, 2017 04:38
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follow my pheremones to glory
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Jul 26, 2017 04:39
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I bring the queen antphrodisiac
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Jul 26, 2017 04:39
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ants dont have traffic jams because ants act selflessly.
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Jul 26, 2017 04:40
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Wouldn't that mean we're all girls? Congrats on your vagina, op
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Jul 26, 2017 04:40
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Let's gently caress an ant colony
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Jul 26, 2017 04:41
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Being a drone must rule. some ants are made to fight, some are made to work and a lucky few are MADE TO FUUUUCK
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Jul 26, 2017 04:42
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Former DILF posted:Being a drone must rule. some ants are made to fight, some are made to work and a lucky few are MADE TO FUUUUCK gently caress with wings.
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Jul 26, 2017 04:42
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my dick is all covered in ant bites now this was foolish
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Jul 26, 2017 04:42
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did you know an ant colony can displace as much weight in dirty as 3 full grown elephants? do you displace that much dirty? do you poo poo bricks? do you fuckig move dirt
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Jul 26, 2017 04:46
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i have sex to death with discarded coffee stirrer
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Jul 26, 2017 04:47
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Jul 26, 2017 04:58
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I'm the ant that gets infected with the fungus that turns me into a zombie ant
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Jul 26, 2017 05:00
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Away all Goats posted:I'm the ant that gets infected with the fungus that turns me into a zombie ant Cordyceps
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Jul 26, 2017 05:00
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lmbo suck my drat balls you '14 bitchboi I'll fuggin destroy you (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jul 26, 2017 05:02
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I am ant pulling a big piece of jerky a human dropped. Reply back to this post to help me pull this jerky into our colony. Will need a lot of ants.
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Jul 26, 2017 05:03
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hey where do blood sucking ants come from? antsylvania
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Jul 26, 2017 05:03
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Nooner posted:lmbo suck my drat balls you '14 bitchboi I'll fuggin destroy you lmao
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Jul 26, 2017 05:03
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lemme thorax you a question
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Jul 26, 2017 05:04
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Sid Vicious posted:Let's gently caress an ant colony Sid Vicious posted:my dick is all covered in ant bites now this was foolish Lmao
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Jul 26, 2017 05:07
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i got a can of WD40 and a lighter OP. Come at me bitch, OP!!!!!
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Jul 26, 2017 05:10
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RAID
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Jul 26, 2017 05:12
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I'm a big spider rawr I'm gonna eat at least three or four of ya.
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Jul 26, 2017 05:12
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Just FYI the queen ant doesn't actually rule over the ants. Ants select what jobs they want to do based on their own preferences, with an observed skew according to age. So you're really just a figurehead. Also I'm pretty sure queen ants love all of their colony, so you're not even a good figurehead.
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Jul 26, 2017 05:14
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WOW HE MUST BE POPULAR
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Jul 26, 2017 05:16
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That said I would like to be one of the digger ants who digs super deep down, so far that he's rarely seen and nobody even really knows what he's doing down there and rumors that he's up to no good start circulating amongst the other ants.
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Jul 26, 2017 05:17
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why did the spider make weird door knocking noises
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Jul 26, 2017 05:17
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Im a worker ant Born to die World is a gently caress
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Jul 26, 2017 05:25
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Jul 26, 2017 05:25
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:Im a worker ant cmon man you're missing like half of it
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Jul 26, 2017 05:28
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when in doubt i just follow another ants rear end until i find food
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Jul 26, 2017 05:29
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Ok i put the ants in my colon now what?
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Jul 26, 2017 05:40
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Ants gently caress anyway without you having too make them
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Jul 26, 2017 05:41
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well op you're some no-name poster with under 500 posts so you get to be duke
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Jul 26, 2017 05:46
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I'm the queen now
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Jul 26, 2017 05:47
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These perverts want to gently caress ants. Lordy.
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Jul 26, 2017 05:50
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the african driver ant lays 50 million eggs a year. what the gently caress have you done with your life?
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