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Ride The Gravitron posted:Oh also she only speaks Spanish so if you don't then no need for you to apply Ride The Gravitron posted:You first along with a short bio about you and what you would have to offer to a 57 year old woman in terms of a relationship she doesn't really get out much. Her while married life was basically just working and taking care of my dad so she never really made friends. No guilt in your part cause my Dad's dead. Just want some one to show my mom a good time so she can be happy again. She's 57 but all my friends keep saying they'd dick her so I guess she's still pretty. Let me know, thnx. Ride The Gravitron fucked around with this message at 00:10 on Jul 29, 2017 |
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is she rich?
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# ? Jul 28, 2017 23:44 |
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No
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# ? Jul 28, 2017 23:45 |
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I'll say about 1960.
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# ? Jul 28, 2017 23:45 |
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Pics?
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# ? Jul 28, 2017 23:48 |
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Alright I'll be her juggalo.
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# ? Jul 28, 2017 23:48 |
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It would be an honor to be your new step father
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Need pics
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# ? Jul 28, 2017 23:49 |
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Nope. I don't date any girls who aren't Ariana Grande.
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# ? Jul 28, 2017 23:50 |
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does she appreciate foot massages, having her hair brushed, killing small animals, and plein air painting if so give me a phone number
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mystery fluid posted:Pics? Elmuncho posted:Need pics You first along with a short bio about you and what you would have to offer to a 57 year old woman in terms of a relationship
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I want to show her my dong. Send me her number or I can pm it to you and you forward it to her.
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Oh also she only speaks Spanish so if you don't then no need for you to apply
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# ? Jul 28, 2017 23:53 |
I'd do it. Here's the pros about me for a 57 year old lady - My dick still works - Gainfully employed - educated - a dark mysterious past to allude to but never explain
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Ride The Gravitron posted:Oh also she only speaks Spanish so if you don't then no need for you to apply You should of lead with this.
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# ? Jul 28, 2017 23:56 |
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Is she good at baking cookies?
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Jim Barris posted:I'd do it. Here's the pros about me for a 57 year old lady Thank you for applying however at her age I don't think she'd be intrigued by a dark mysterious past. She's at that age where she wants normality and stability in her life
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# ? Jul 28, 2017 23:58 |
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She's 57 mom wants some strange dick imo
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Grant DaNasty posted:Is she good at baking cookies? She makes a bad rear end upside down pineapple cake
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Ride The Gravitron posted:She makes a bad rear end upside down pineapple cake That's not what I asked.
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hola mami.
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# ? Jul 29, 2017 00:00 |
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Imagine putting your joint in something the op came out of lol
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Ride The Gravitron posted:Oh also she only speaks Spanish so if you don't then no need for you to apply I am fluent in the language of love now let me smash
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mystery fluid posted:I am fluent in the language of love now let me smash Ride The Gravitron posted:You first along with a short bio about you and what you would have to offer to a 57 year old woman in terms of a relationship
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# ? Jul 29, 2017 00:04 |
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Mucho gusto, me llamo Bradley, (glad to meet you my name is Bradley) I'm hornier than Ron Jeremy, and if you wanna get popped in your knee, just wipe that look off your bati face You hate me cause I got what you need, a pretty little daughter that we call Mexi, and, if you wanna get beat physically it will be over in a minute if ya… so she told me to come over, and I took that trip and then she pulled out my mushroom tip, and, when it came out, it went drip, drip, drip I didn't know she had the G.I. Joe, kung-foo grip [Chorus:] and it went - uhh and the girl caress me down- uhh and that’s that lovin’ sound- it went uhh and the girl caress me down- uhh and that’s that lovin’ sound when I kiss Mexi, she makes me feel horny, cause I'm the type of lover with the sensitivity, when she, kiss my neck and tickle me fancy, the right kind of lover on Sunday morning. En el otro lado, es donde vivi, con mi’hjita, que se llama Mexi, su hermana, si me quieré, y ahorita, tenemos un bebe, Sus padres, sus tios, me trataron matar but they did not get too far un poco despues tuvé que regresar con un chingo de dinero cause you know I'm a star me fui a Costa Rica para tomar y sufear platicaba con la raza cause they know who we are Si no me dio cuenta then I bet you never will you must be a muñeca if your still standing still [Chorus] Me gusta mi reggae, Me gusta punk rock, Pero la cosa que me gusta mas es panochita, Ponga la nalga en la aire if you know who you are, Ponga la nalga en la aire y empieza gritar, No tenga miedo, I'm your papi, take your chones, y los manden a mi, levanta, levanta, tienes que gritar, levanta, levanta, tienes que bailar. [Chorus]
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Tricky D posted:Mucho gusto, me llamo Bradley, I think my mom might be a little too old fashioned to want you but thank you for showing interest
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Tricky D posted:Mucho gusto, me llamo Bradley,
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# ? Jul 29, 2017 00:19 |
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Not sure if the guys here have jobs. Maybe SH/SC has more of what you're looking for.
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Will she cook me beans and tamales?
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I would date your mom but you will have to accept me as a father figure in your life
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57? only if she 5'3 *eh eh EH eh*
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We Know Catheters posted:Will she cook me beans and tamales? H*CK yeah she will Harald posted:I would date your mom but you will have to accept me as a father figure in your life Look I'm just trying to get my mom out of the house more, not include someone new into our family
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# ? Jul 29, 2017 00:57 |
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I want to know about your mom's taco Does it have sour cream?
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Taut Lore posted:I want to know about your mom's taco She usually puts it to the side so you can add it to your taste
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way ahead of you, champ *WINK*
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Does your mom like weak feminine males who post incessantly about how a return to traditional values is all that we need to purify our country of degenerates and immigrants?
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No she likes alphas
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Ride The Gravitron posted:No she likes alphas Upon reflection I realize I might have better luck in FYAD
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Is your brother Microwave? If so I would like to apply.
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Ride The Gravitron posted:Look I'm just trying to get my mom out of the house more, not include someone new into our family
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