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*is an emotional, serious story* *says something you think will generate applause because you, yourself watch trash tv all the time so you know how it works*
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That kid doesn't even look like me Maury lol you are loving crazy girl
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*gives compelling and logical argument on Judge Judy but loses because you spoke out of turn*
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"name something that you love to suck on" "a penis" *audience loses their minds* hosts face: 
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I have abundant evidence that the Mayans took DMT and contacted aliens which is how they were able to build these here pyramids
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"And that's why Trump should be chained to some stocks in public and rear end-hosed by donkeys and apes until he dies." This witty comment and the studio audience's applause and cheering are cut by the producers before he show is broadcast. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 18:07 on Aug 15, 2017 |
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Aug 15, 2017 18:05
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let me tell you the deep history and expose the underground movement regarding satanic ritual abuse
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You don't know me!
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iss yo bay-bee
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IM BLACK THAT BABY CAME OUT WHITE WHEN IT CAME OUT *IMMEDIATELY CALLS MAURY* (this actually happened) *hospital people didn't explain that black babies look white(color) when they come out*
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Thin Privilege posted:IM BLACK THAT BABY CAME OUT WHITE WHEN IT CAME OUT What happens if you keep them in absolute darkness?
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Aug 15, 2017 18:29
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you ATE my SON
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My Four Hundred Pound Son Ate My Other Son Featuring: angry pretend drill sergeant shouting at fat kids
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:let me tell you the deep history and expose the underground movement regarding satanic ritual abuse
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Aug 15, 2017 18:36
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Now, I love trash just as much as the next guy, but I also love our planet! That's why I'd like to encourage our viewers to see if your local municipality offers a recycling program. Scientific studies have shown that sorting your trash to weed out recyclables yields similar benefits to religious meditation. Who knew that saving the planet could be so zen? I know I didn't! But the Chinese did, which is why we ship most of our recyclables across the Pacific for reprocessing. Think globally, act locally!
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Dr. Phil, my child is OUT OF CONTROL! *shaky black and white footage of kid walking down the sidewalk with a scowl on her face* Dr. Phil I've tried not disciplining my kid, not talking to my kid, and ignoring my kid. WHY DOES SHE KEEP ACTING OUT LIKE THIS???
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Dr Phils first guest rolls out onto the stage and into the couch and its really good... Everyone just generally has a good time, and then theres another show on after
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"Lots of nice looking trash here, no wonder it's on tv"
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My baby asks for food so I give it to him but now we are stuck in a feedback loop forever. Talk down to me Steve Wilkos!!
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wrong thread
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"I'm Wolf Blitzer's guest and this is CNN"
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"IM NOT RACIST BUT SUCK MY DICK YOU ------"
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Maury, The reason i will only have sex with my girl with this light off is. I have my mentally retarded twin brother do her while i masturbate in the closet.
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That's so sweet :3
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