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If you only read one thing today, make it this: https://harpers.org/archive/2017/09/public-enemy/ |
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quote:juror no. 144: I heard through the news of how the defendant changed the price of a pill by up-selling it. I heard he bought an album from the Wu-Tang Clan for a million dollars. |
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Aug 15, 2017 22:41
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final jury for martin shrkeli trial: a snoopy pez dispenser, a yak bak with a recording of ric flair going "wooo", and 10 pigeons that got lost inside the courthouse |
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Aug 15, 2017 22:51
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if martin skhreli can only be judged by a jury of his peers how come i havent thrown him into a pit toilet yet america is a sham crimes |
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Aug 15, 2017 23:04
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this is gold but I wonder sometimes why prospective jurors with an axe to grind are not savvy enough to lie and say they're totally fair and impartial if you're trying to get out of jury duty fair enough, and honestly everybody deserves an impartial jury so I don't begrudge the urge to tell the truth, but really if you have it out for someone saying the right words to get on the jury would not be so very hard
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Aug 16, 2017 01:41
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quote:juror no. 59: And he disrespected the Wu-Tang Clan. lol
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Aug 16, 2017 02:50
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lol @ disrespected the wu tang clan at the end
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Aug 16, 2017 04:10
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vanisher posted:lol @ disrespected the wu tang clan at the end lol? u would let him off for that?
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Aug 16, 2017 04:48
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lolol
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Aug 16, 2017 06:01
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exchange the album for a reduced sentence
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Aug 16, 2017 12:54
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Manifisto posted:this is gold but I wonder sometimes why prospective jurors with an axe to grind are not savvy enough to lie and say they're totally fair and impartial |
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Aug 16, 2017 13:59
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Let the Wu Tang Clan decide his fate imo
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Aug 16, 2017 14:08
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Manifisto posted:this is gold but I wonder sometimes why prospective jurors with an axe to grind are not savvy enough to lie and say they're totally fair and impartial You don't know how mundane jury duty can be or how long it could last, time to be spent listening to your favorite Wu Tang tracks. |
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Aug 16, 2017 14:14
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FactsAreUseless posted:You can get in a lot of trouble if you're caught. I'm not talking about saying "oh i never heard of the guy" when the night before you went on a 2-hour diatribe to your drinking buddies about him. I'm saying if you are asked "do you think you can be impartial" or "would you have any difficulty imposing the penalty required by law" you just give the obviously correct answer. how anyone could prove you were lying in the moment, outside of you admitting it, im not sure. these are, uh, highly subjective facts and a person can feel differently minute to minute.
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Aug 16, 2017 14:16
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Enter the 36 Jurors |
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Aug 16, 2017 16:08
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THE COURT: Sir, we are going to excuse you. Juror Number 69, please come up. JUROR NO. 69: First things first man you're loving with the worst. I'll be sticking pins in your head like a loving nurse! THE COURT: The case is going to come before you on evidence that you must consider fairly and with an open mind. JUROR NO. 69: I come with that ol' loco, style from my vocal, couldn't peep it with a pair of bi-focals THE COURT: And that’s based on your experience with medication? JUROR NO. 69: Yeah nigga, fart that poo poo. THE COURT: Sir, we’re going to excuse you. ---------------- |
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Aug 16, 2017 16:35
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the jurors had to Walk in Buddha's Footsteps across a treacherous sand pit otherwise unforeseen traps would snare their legs, forcing them to re-enter the chambers from the start.
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Aug 16, 2017 17:20
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Macnult posted:Enter the 36 Jurors |
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Aug 16, 2017 17:38
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An extremely short version of 12 Angry Men. |
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Aug 16, 2017 17:44
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Analytical jurisprudence, and a quod-damnum prosecution style... if what you say is true, the analyticalists and the quod-damna could be dangerous |
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Aug 16, 2017 17:45
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Macnult posted:Enter the 36 Jurors |
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Aug 16, 2017 19:44
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wow he disrespected the wu tang clan? gently caress that guy hope he fries |
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