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bling bling bilal
Sep 30, 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e8fEZd4mM4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbSqVL_clj4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e8fEZd4mM4

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Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Okay so the thing is is that liberal America had gotten just so extreme with their dungeons dragons and Sodomy that they no longer knew how to talk to folks like us and instead cater to unamerican interests like lesbians and al qaeda which leaves folks like those fellas at the airconditioning factory without work because the company has to invest so much in gays only Healthcare that they can't afford to invest in good dice to help their folks make up the culture gap between the coastal elite and real Americans and it's just so maddening that these same people get emotionally invested in their role playing games while regular fellas like us struggle to put fentanyl on the table for our white children

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Gambling is immoral and against the teachings of Jesus.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
I hope the ends like Steinbeck's classic novella of American hardship for you op

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
That novel promotes eugenics and mistreatment of mentally ill. Filth like that shouldn't be taught in school.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
It promotes beans and ketchup. It should be taught earlier.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Colonel Cancer posted:

Gambling is immoral and against the teachings of Jesus.

Jesus said the Kingdom of Heaven is like being given money from a master who expects you to turn a profit. In this parable, the manner in which you turn a profit does not seem to matter to the master.

What I'm saying is, if you're counting the cards right, you're not gambling.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


gently caress off gurf.

Foreskin Problems
Nov 4, 2012

It's doing fine, actually.
I'm not going to watch those videos, but I have been considering these sick clear dice. Not sure if any dice set is worth 32 dollars, though.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Caufman posted:

Jesus said the Kingdom of Heaven is like being given money from a master who expects you to turn a profit. In this parable, the manner in which you turn a profit does not seem to matter to the master.

What I'm saying is, if you're counting the cards right, you're not gambling.

How does one count dice? Or "bones" as they are known to undesirables.

Captain Finance
Aug 21, 2005
Gimme 44 inside.

(8)

NICE!

Gimme a two way yo.

(3 craps)

Sucks! Okay, one more time on the yo

(9)

Up a unit!

(center field 5)

Press my bet!

(10, 10 came easy)

C'mon shooter!!

(4, winner, front line winner)

WOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeee!!!

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

what a lovely way to gamble your money

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Tell me about the kobolds, George...

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
was expecting this to be about the Diceman, voted 1

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

cool new Polack jokes posted:

was expecting this to be about the Diceman, voted 1

gently caress you OP

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Colonel Cancer posted:

How does one count dice? Or "bones" as they are known to undesirables.

Didn't you watch Season 4 of the Wire? You should. Prezbo teaches the students how to hustle dice.

I thought bones was what Caribbean fishermen called dominoes.

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Captain Finance
Aug 21, 2005

SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

what a lovely way to gamble your money

Yes, if by "lovely" you mean AMAZE-CRAZY.

If you don't like dice, why are you in the "Of Dice and Men" thread?

(Do you want to pet another bunny?)

Captain Finance fucked around with this message at 02:55 on Aug 18, 2017

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