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CatBlack: Sep 10, 2011; hello world

Howdy goons,

I'm a big fat rear end who consumes 2 to 4 sandwiches daily. I like to buy a different mustard every time I get groceries and holy poo poo is the hit to miss ratio bad. So far the only mustard I've enjoyed is Inglehoffer's honey mustard. What are some good mustards? I don't care what type or flavor, I just want some good mustard in my sandwiches. THanks fatties :discourse:

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Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

some sort of stone ground 'stard with plenty of whole seeds

kosciusko spicy brown mustard is v. good too IMO

alternatively,

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myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

Get some whole grain dijon mustard

:discourse:

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WatermelonGun: May 7, 2009

Colman's for spicy, any of the Sierra Nevada beer ones for less spicy

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Foreskin Problems: Nov 4, 2012; It's doing fine, actually.

Do you have any Grey Poupon?

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Verisimilidude: Dec 20, 2006; Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges

get boars head deli dressing OP

*kisses fingers like an Italian chef*

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Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Inglehoffer whole grain is really great

# ? Aug 16, 2017 20:59

Choco Zulu: Oct 10, 2007; A critical mass of chocolate confectionary

WatermelonGun posted:

Colman's for spicy, any of the Sierra Nevada beer ones for less spicy

Agreed, Colman's is the best. I also use the spicy yellow that you might find at a Chinese take out store. :fork:

# ? Aug 16, 2017 21:03

CatBlack: Sep 10, 2011; hello world

WatermelonGun posted:

Colman's for spicy, any of the Sierra Nevada beer ones for less spicy

Whattttt

Also thanks everyone, I've got notepad open. This current mustard I'm eating (which sucks by the way) has me burping these gross herbal chicken sausage-y type burps.

# ? Aug 16, 2017 21:04

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

Choco Zulu posted:

Agreed, Colman's is the best. I also use the spicy yellow that you might find at a Chinese take out store.

That spicy chinese mustard owns, never see it at the grocer I go to

# ? Aug 16, 2017 21:04

murex: Apr 30, 2009; by Lowtax

myDad posted:

That spicy chinese mustard owns, never see it at the grocer I go to

You can make it by combining dry mustard with water!

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Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

DeadBlack posted:

Howdy goons,

I'm a big fat rear end who consumes 2 to 4 sandwiches daily. I like to buy a different mustard every time I get groceries and holy poo poo is the hit to miss ratio bad. So far the only mustard I've enjoyed is Inglehoffer's honey mustard. What are some good mustards? I don't care what type or flavor, I just want some good mustard in my sandwiches. THanks fatties

This stuff is bangin even if it's Williams Sonoma so way overpriced

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Toughy: Nov 29, 2004; KAVODEL! KAVODEL!

Guldins Spicy Brown Mustard

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myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

friendo posted:

You can make it by combining dry mustard with water!

Woah, I had no idea mustard was so spicy. Did a little reading and it appears to only cool down to the mild American mustard I'm accustomed to after sitting for a while with water & vinegar.

Start making your own mustard OP, this thread rules & voted 5

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Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

myDad posted:

Woah, I had no idea mustard was so spicy. Did a little reading and it appears to only cool down to the mild American mustard I'm accustomed to after sitting for a while with water & vinegar.

Start making your own mustard OP, this thread rules & voted 5

I always confused by the Calvin and Hobbes comic where calvin takes a big whiff out of a jar of mustard and acts like he snorted an oz of wasabi. I guess that mustard wasn't settled yet

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Super Waffle: Sep 25, 2007; I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM

Boar's Head honey mustard is my fave on a turkey sub

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CatBlack: Sep 10, 2011; hello world

I should buy some of that Colman's dry mustard and mix it w beer

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Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Guys don't try to make your own mustards by just mixing one thing with dry mustard powder

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CatBlack: Sep 10, 2011; hello world

I have a poo poo load of vaped weed, i wonder if i can make weed mustard

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Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

DeadBlack posted:

I have a poo poo load of vaped weed, i wonder if i can make weed mustard

It looks like it's possible this place sells it

http://theherbalchef.com/

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Haverchuck: May 6, 2005; the coolest

inglehoffer had the worst rated dijon in cooks illustrated

Big Beef City posted:

Guys don't try to make your own mustards by just mixing one thing with dry mustard powder

thats how chinese takeout mustard (the kind you put on eggrolls) is made and its why it burns your sinuses

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Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

stop eating so many sandwiches OP!

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Haverchuck: May 6, 2005; the coolest

try alsteror beer mug mustard its from germany and its like 3 bucks

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Dubplate Fire: Aug 1, 2010; bruvs be4 luvs

Chinese mustard from the chinese food place, but not that orange poo poo, you want the brown poo poo.

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Haverchuck: May 6, 2005; the coolest

trader joes dijon mustard is good too but its another hot one

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BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

Usually OK with beer anything, but don't try this one, it's loving awful.

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Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

myDad posted:

Get some whole grain dijon mustard

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Haverchuck: May 6, 2005; the coolest

Super Grocery Kart posted:

Usually OK with beer anything, but don't try this one, it's loving awful.

thats like barbecue sauces that have jim beam or makers mark in them, they belong in those lovely gift baskets

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poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

Get some harissa instead

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CatBlack: Sep 10, 2011; hello world

Super Grocery Kart posted:

Usually OK with beer anything, but don't try this one, it's loving awful.

Thats probably because Guinness is loving awful

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Vakal: May 11, 2008

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Ohnonotme: Jul 23, 2007; Yay!

Mozi posted:

some sort of stone ground 'stard with plenty of whole seeds

kosciusko spicy brown mustard is v. good too IMO

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Gay Hitler: Dec 11, 2006; I'm gay as heil!

Pitzmans mustard is the best mustard I've found. I put it in every thing I cook

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Vaginal Vagrant: Jan 12, 2007; by R. Guyovich

Aesop Poprock posted:

I always confused by the Calvin and Hobbes comic where calvin takes a big whiff out of a jar of mustard and acts like he snorted an oz of wasabi. I guess that mustard wasn't settled yet

FUN FACT: 90 odd percent of wasabi you buy is just horseradish. Apparently growing wasabi is super hard.

# ? Aug 16, 2017 22:16

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

Gay Hitler posted:

Pitzmans mustard is the best mustard I've found. I put it in every thing I cook

Not mine but lol

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Seaniqua: Mar 12, 2004; "We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

whole grain mustard is actually bad

# ? Aug 16, 2017 22:19

Haverchuck: May 6, 2005; the coolest

Vaginal Vagrant posted:

FUN FACT: 90 odd percent of wasabi you buy is just horseradish. Apparently growing wasabi is super hard.

well its a root thats like 80 bucks a pound and only real high end places have it

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Mr. Unlucky: Nov 1, 2006; by R. Guyovich

inglehoffer's honey and wasabi mustards are alright but their creamy dill mustard is the best one I've had easily.

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Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Haverchuck posted:

inglehoffer had the worst rated dijon in cooks illustrated

I don't like most of their stuff.
The honey mustard is ok as a dipping sauce I guess, but the whole grain I recommended is good enough that I'll sneak it plain out of the jar after putting it on/in whatever I'm using it for. Don't really dig on their other stuff that much.

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FAGGY CLAUSE: Apr 9, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

DEE DEE DEE
DEJONNAISE
HELLMAN's
DEJOINNAISE

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