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Imagine through some means that you acquire the option from a genie to be able to see the last time that someone masturbated. It is a little number with a date on display that isn't too distracting aesthetically that floats over someones head. Do you take the power?
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Aug 17, 2017 07:15
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it would constantly be a flickering zero so idk prolly not
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Aug 17, 2017 07:16
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Flesh Forge posted:it would constantly be a flickering zero so idk prolly not
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Aug 17, 2017 07:17
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I don't want to do all those date calculations in my head, if it just showed the number of hours since last wank then sure. It's going to be <24 hours for literally everyone anyway
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Aug 17, 2017 07:18
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Oh it's not a single counter for everyone in the world, that's much more useful
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Aug 17, 2017 07:18
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I always call everyone to let them know every time I crank one out. It's exhausting but it's totally worth it because they don't have to ask.
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Aug 17, 2017 07:19
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general anime posted:Imagine through some means that you acquire the option from a genie to be able to see the last time that someone masturbated. It is a little number with a date on display that isn't too distracting aesthetically that floats over someones head. Do you take the power?
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Aug 17, 2017 07:20
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Why would I care about when people have last masturbated?
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Aug 17, 2017 07:24
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would other forms of sex reset the timer or just self stimulation? if it doesn't, wouldn't you end up thinking that anyone with a high number was a total slut?
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Aug 17, 2017 07:24
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I always call everyone to let them know every time I crank one out. It's exhausting but it's totally worth it because they don't have to ask. 
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Aug 17, 2017 07:26
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Yes, I take the power and attempt to further nurture it.
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Aug 17, 2017 07:28
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Does it only count when you go to completion? What about if you just climb a rope and get that weird feeling thing?
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Aug 17, 2017 07:31
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Johnny Walker posted:Does it only count when you go to completion? What about if you just climb a rope and get that weird feeling thing? Nope. Thats wanking = sin. Your going to loving hell with Satan.
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Aug 17, 2017 08:08
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1) Full blown ejaculation must occur for the timer to reset. Edging doesn't count. 2) Sex doesn't reset the timer. 3) The floating text can be customized to be any color, but it can't ever be made too big or too small to read. It will always be readable, even if you are blind.
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Aug 17, 2017 08:15
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is this the wank recommendation thread? someone post a wank recommendation vid link thnx
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Aug 17, 2017 08:19
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general anime posted:1) Full blown ejaculation must occur for the timer to reset. Why are women excluded?
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Aug 17, 2017 08:19
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Flyball posted:Why are women excluded? You've never made a woman orgasm?????? Same thing. Semantics
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Aug 17, 2017 08:20
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general anime posted:You've never made a woman orgasm?????? Same thing. Semantics Lol you don't know how baginas work
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Aug 17, 2017 08:27
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I'd prefer a reminder telling me when it's time to masturbate
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Aug 17, 2017 08:31
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general anime posted:You've never made a woman orgasm?????? Same thing. Semantics Tell us all you know about female ejaculation.
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Aug 17, 2017 08:36
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That's a pretty crappy version of the Shinigami eyes?
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Aug 17, 2017 09:57
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Les Os posted:I'd prefer a reminder telling me when it's time to masturbate It would just read "now" constantly.
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Aug 17, 2017 11:15
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yes because knowledge is poewr idiot
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Aug 17, 2017 11:16
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a hole-y ghost posted:This is a super power that would have helped keither sutherland on 24. Now all i can imagine is people with the yellow timers and the countdown sound
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Aug 17, 2017 11:21
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You could use this power to blackmail people into giving you gas money, I think. More if it's a married dude.
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Aug 17, 2017 12:08
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:You could use this power to blackmail people into giving you gas money, I think. More if it's a married dude.
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Aug 17, 2017 12:11
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FactsAreUseless posted:Do you think married men don't masturbate? No, I think they do frequently - which is why you could get more money from them.
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Aug 17, 2017 12:18
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:No, I think they do frequently - which is why you could get more money from them.
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Aug 17, 2017 12:22
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FactsAreUseless posted:I don't understand why anyone would give you money because you know they masturbate. They don't want their wife/gf to know
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Aug 17, 2017 12:24
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:They don't want their wife to know what kind of loser gets married and cant accept the fact that people jo
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Aug 17, 2017 12:25
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its like someone refusing to believe their wife poops
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Aug 17, 2017 12:25
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is a little dog humping a pillow masturbating? he knows thats not a dog right?
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Aug 17, 2017 12:26
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hell yeah they know, thats why they do it
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Aug 17, 2017 12:28
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gary oldmans diary posted:is a little dog humping a pillow masturbating? he knows thats not a dog right? That's a dominance thing - he's just showing that pillow whose boss.
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Aug 17, 2017 12:30
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if you could yank your hog in front of your masters, wouldn't you do it too?
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Aug 17, 2017 12:30
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:They don't want their wife/gf to know
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Aug 17, 2017 12:42
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lol if you have such a poo poo relationship with youre wife/gf they dont actively want you to jerk off in their face
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Aug 17, 2017 12:45
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https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.masturbationcalculator
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Aug 17, 2017 12:48
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FactsAreUseless posted:Your relationships must be loving depressing. My wife marches with ANTIFA, so it's been a bit awkward lately.
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that would defs be weird when you go to shake someone's hand and you see they just cranked one out 10 min ago
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