why is there no juggalo-equivalent for Enya?

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Les Os: Mar 29, 2010

this tiny white woman sings her heart out every night and yet there aren't people willing to get on the fbi's list of violent gangs in order to emulate her look and lifestyle. there is no gathering of the enya fans with its own black market and STD lake even though this woman deserves theat and much more and its a drat shame shame on you America you deserved 9/11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT9PVd1V-QM

# ? Aug 17, 2017 12:56

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 04:16

Harrower: Nov 30, 2002

Maybe if she sang more about axe murdering and big fat titty bitches while doing meth she could command that kind of respect and adoration.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 13:01

Neutrino: Mar 8, 2006; Fallen Rib

http://bit.ly/2i83u5X

# ? Aug 17, 2017 13:21

EvilJoven: Mar 18, 2005; NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?; Fun Shoe

They're called wiccans and lemme tell ya if you go to one of their festivals the odds are just as good and the goods are just as odd.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 13:36

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

EvilJoven posted:

They're called wiccans and lemme tell ya if you go to one of their festivals the odds are just as good and the goods are just as odd.

I grew up in a Wiccan/Pagan home, and I can say definitively that Wiccans love new wave and punk.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 13:39

murex: Apr 30, 2009; by Lowtax

EvilJoven posted:

They're called wiccans and lemme tell ya if you go to one of their festivals the odds are just as good and the goods are just as odd.

They even have the same love for crystals as juggalos

# ? Aug 17, 2017 13:45

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

friendo posted:

They even have the same love for crystals as juggalos

This is true. Also both groups really like weed.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 13:46

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Enya is a singular presence in the multiverse hth

# ? Aug 17, 2017 13:54

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Every time her music comes on my j/o crystals get a strange glow to them and my dog starts licking its butt. :staredog:

# ? Aug 17, 2017 13:56

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

What is a Juggalo anyway?

# ? Aug 17, 2017 13:58

ElectricSheep: Jan 14, 2006; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Who can say where the fuckin road goes
Where the day flows, only time BITCH

# ? Aug 17, 2017 14:19

Smashurbanipal: Sep 12, 2009; ASK ME ABOUT BEING A SHITTY POSTER

My HS soccer team would always do an earsplitting sing along of Only Time en route to a game.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 14:24

EvilJoven: Mar 18, 2005; NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?; Fun Shoe

FactsAreUseless posted:

I grew up in a Wiccan/Pagan home, and I can say definitively that Wiccans love new wave and punk.

Was it fairly normal for a pagan home or like a super dysfunctional one? I used to hang with those circles back in the day and a lot of them were super cool and a lot of them were seriously broken people. There wasn't a lot of in between.

Also how many times a week did The Mummers Dance get piped through your house?

# ? Aug 17, 2017 14:27

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

EvilJoven posted:

Was it fairly normal for a pagan home or like a super dysfunctional one? I used to hang with those circles back in the day and a lot of them were super cool and a lot of them were seriously broken people. There wasn't a lot of in between.

Also how many times a week did The Mummers Dance get piped through your house?

Normal, luckily. The circle was a bunch of middle-aged moms who were friends with mine. There are some seriously hosed Pagans out there though.

My mother almost exclusively listened to new wave and 80s synth pop, so no Wiccan music.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 14:29

the holy poopacy: May 16, 2009; hey! check this out; Fun Shoe

# ? Aug 17, 2017 14:51

tote up a bags: Jun 8, 2006; die stoats die

enya owns hard

# ? Aug 17, 2017 14:53

upgunned shitpost: Jan 21, 2015

they sailed away... sailed away... sailed away

# ? Aug 17, 2017 14:53

Nurge: Feb 4, 2009; by Reene; Fun Shoe

FactsAreUseless posted:

This is true. Also both groups really like weed.

Let's start a Wiggalo religion. All about nature and clowns.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 14:55

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

Enya is forever associated with car trips with my dad :unsmith:

# ? Aug 17, 2017 14:56

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Nurge posted:

Let's start a Wiggalo religion. All about nature and clowns.

Call our big annual gathering the Merry Meet

# ? Aug 17, 2017 14:57

EvilJoven: Mar 18, 2005; NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?; Fun Shoe

No, Merry Meat :black101:

# ? Aug 17, 2017 15:03

Smashurbanipal: Sep 12, 2009; ASK ME ABOUT BEING A SHITTY POSTER

FAEGO FOR ALL!

# ? Aug 17, 2017 15:05

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

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