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scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
My ancient red and white coleman finally cracked this summer and I need a new one. I haven't seen anything that looks or feels as sturdy and I want one that's built to last another 30 years. Also, I need a buttplug set for novice buttpluggers. Don't necessarily need to be the same brand.

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I'd stick with coleman for the cooler, I don't think they make buttplugs but maybe you could use a tent peg or a lantern or something.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
That was my thinking, but even the newer colemans feel cheap as hell. Maybe my issue is that I'm equating weight with quality? The buttplug(s) isn't for me. It's not even related to what I need the cooler for. It's just another thing on my list that I am no longer knowledgeable about.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
Looking for like a 15 gallon cooler that'll meet my mettle.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
I'd believe that GBS might not know about coolers, but I absolutely refuse to believe that they don't know about buttplugs. Fess up, motherfuckers.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
http://www.baddragon.com/

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
If you give more info on the plug-ee maybe we can direct you to a more relevant butt device

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
everyones apparently jerking off to Yeti brand coolers these days


they look pretty nice :shrug:

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
I have one of those OP ill sell it to you

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Chinatown posted:

everyones apparently jerking off to Yeti brand coolers these days


they look pretty nice :shrug:

Redneck gucci literally

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i have a coleman in my basement

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

1gnoirents posted:

Redneck gucci literally

keeps hot things hot and cold things cold

HOW DOES IT KNOW?!?!?

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

numberoneposter posted:

i have a coleman in my basement

Well let him out!!!

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

1gnoirents posted:

I have one of those OP ill sell it to you

Clean all the brown off and I'll give you 10 bucks. Leave it on and I'll give you 20.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
Those yeti coolers look legit but I'm not looking to spend over 100 for a dang cooler!


Also jansport backpacks are plastic pieces of poo poo now

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

scott zoloft posted:

Those yeti coolers look legit but I'm not looking to spend over 100 for a dang cooler!


Also jansport backpacks are plastic pieces of poo poo now

buy some poo poo on aliexpress OP!!!

slave labor OP!

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
What you will notice is that any cooler labeled "marine" will be more expensive, but of noticably higher quality. I think it's absolutely worth the added expenditure myself.

I would imagine just about any buttplug would qualify as marine grade, but I am unsure of the requirements.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Now, I've never used it, but a simple amazon search came up with this:


https://www.amazon.com/Fancy-Collec...words=butt+plug

And with a name like rear end-Gasm I don't think you could go wrong. Got a cockring on it and everything. I guess just buy a gas station styrofoam cooler.

Solice Kirsk fucked around with this message at 18:55 on Aug 17, 2017

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

myDad posted:

Well let him out!!!
he can hang out with the spiders

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
quote/edit

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Solice Kirsk posted:

Now, I've never used it, but a simple amazon search came up with this:


https://www.amazon.com/Fancy-Collec...words=butt+plug

And with a name like rear end-Gasm I don't think you could go wrong. Got a cockring on it and everything. I guess just buy a gas station styrofoam cooler.

great i clicked that now amazon is recommending me gummi bears, buttplugs, edible gummy buttplugs, and lightning charging cables :argh:

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Solice Kirsk posted:

Now, I've never used it, but a simple amazon search came up with this:


https://www.amazon.com/Fancy-Collec...words=butt+plug

And with a name like rear end-Gasm I don't think you could go wrong. Got a cockring on it and everything. I guess just buy a gas station styrofoam cooler.

I'm pretty sure that's a gearshift.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Solice Kirsk posted:

Now, I've never used it, but a simple amazon search came up with this:


https://www.amazon.com/Fancy-Collec...words=butt+plug

And with a name like rear end-Gasm I don't think you could go wrong. Got a cockring on it and everything. I guess just buy a gas station styrofoam cooler.

i need to set up a gofundme for my plans to have couple dozen children

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

Chinatown posted:

buy some poo poo on aliexpress OP!!!

slave labor OP!

I want quality products NOW though! Not Chinese imitations next month.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

scott zoloft posted:

My ancient red and white coleman finally cracked this summer and I need a new one. I haven't seen anything that looks or feels as sturdy and I want one that's built to last another 30 years. Also, I need a buttplug set for novice buttpluggers. Don't necessarily need to be the same brand.


i recommensd the Realdoe. its got a hole through the center you can run a balloon pump hose through or just dunk a "dill pickle" into

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

Solice Kirsk posted:

Now, I've never used it, but a simple amazon search came up with this:


https://www.amazon.com/Fancy-Collec...words=butt+plug

And with a name like rear end-Gasm I don't think you could go wrong. Got a cockring on it and everything. I guess just buy a gas station styrofoam cooler.

I said for novice pluggers! Anything that attaches or penetrates to more than one place is intermediate level at best imo.

Also the recipient wouldn't have use for the cockring part. Another goon sent me a bunch of cockrings for xmas and they scare the hell out of me. So no cockrings please.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im going camping this weekend so i better get coleman out of the basement

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high
Tommy Bahama for both

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

I think I see what you're going for, say no more.

Dubplate Fire
Aug 1, 2010

:hfive: bruvs be4 luvs

scott zoloft posted:

My ancient red and white coleman finally cracked this summer and I need a new one. I haven't seen anything that looks or feels as sturdy and I want one that's built to last another 30 years. Also, I need a buttplug set for novice buttpluggers. Don't necessarily need to be the same brand.

I got my girlfriend a beginner buttplug to help with anal and it really didn't help. Go with a size or two bigger.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

Dubplate Fire posted:

I got my girlfriend a beginner buttplug to help with anal and it really didn't help. Go with a size or two bigger.

this is the kind of consumer reporting I'm looking for, thank you.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

This must be yeti the brand. Looks sturdy as hell!

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
all right i've landed on this one:





https://www.amazon.com/Coleman-Coastal-Xtreme-Marine-Cooler/dp/B00J0RZQJ4/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1503008604&sr=8-4


it's boring as gently caress and it's not red like my last one. but it looks like it fucks.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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scott zoloft posted:

all right i've landed on this one:





https://www.amazon.com/Coleman-Coastal-Xtreme-Marine-Cooler/dp/B00J0RZQJ4/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1503008604&sr=8-4


it's boring as gently caress and it's not red like my last one. but it looks like it fucks.

What buttplug did you land on?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

who else is camping this weekend??

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

numberoneposter posted:

who else is camping this weekend??

yeah






in my apartment!!!!!

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Can you get buttplugs with a dildo sticking out of them at like a 60 degree angle so that you can be a real life dickbutt? Asking for a friend.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

jazzyhattrick posted:

Can you get buttplugs with a dildo sticking out of them at like a 60 degree angle so that you can be a real life dickbutt? Asking for a friend.

You already know the answer to that friend.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
The ones with a giant fake gem are nice, maybe get one of those.

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Colonel Cancer posted:

The ones with a giant fake gem are nice, maybe get one of those.

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