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sicDaniel
May 10, 2009
Spitzenreiter Spitzenreiter! Dortmund pretty bosz, Pulisic > Dembele.

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Reset Smith
Apr 6, 2009
I know it's just Wolfsburg but Dortmund look pretty sharp so far. I'm getting cautiously optimistic

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

AlexF posted:

Just lol @ Müller hurting himself after his goal.

It was especially funny because it was a needlessly fancy celebration

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Süddeutsche posted:

"Scheiße", fand Innenverteidiger Kyriakos Papadopoulos.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

System Metternich posted:



Lmao, good job Breitbart

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
And now the season has truly started with der Glubb being a Depp coming out of halftime break. :negative:

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

lol and also lol thats a tasty goal imo

Pand fucked around with this message at 13:47 on Aug 20, 2017

AlexF
Jul 12, 2006

Gross!

Dunban posted:

It was especially funny because it was a needlessly fancy celebration

Torn ACL! Six months at least. I just can't...

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Whew! Was that... Frankendusel?

AlexF posted:

Torn ACL! Six months at least. I just can't...
On one hand: Yikes!
On the other: still LOL

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER


:holymoley:

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
That's a tasty game.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Toxx yourselves if you truly have faith in your season's predictions: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3831115&perpage=40

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

OK so typically, clubs are insured against player injuries (as in, they pay a premium so that an insurance will cover the damages). Does that insurance cover idiocy like Müller wrecking himself because lol either way

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
heh

https://twitter.com/Der_Postillon/status/899580767063486465

Myron
Jul 13, 2009

Looks like Höwedes might be joining Juve.
hosed up if true, OP.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
The thread is still missing a proper opening post.

And the Dembele deal seems to be done at last. Bummer they let him go, we'll see how far the BVB can go without him. Pulisic isn't a bad replacement.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

Myron posted:

Looks like Höwedes might be joining Juve.
hosed up if true, OP.

I'm doing some big lols at Schalke sabotaging themselves, as usual

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

(somewhere around) 105 Millionen for Dembelé

:eyepop:

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
they almost tenfolded what they paid for him last year lol

Infected
Oct 17, 2012

Salt Incarnate


Well a good fifth of all that still goes to Rennes, which is why they wanted so much money to begin with.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

Infected posted:

Well a good fifth of all that still goes to Rennes, which is why they wanted so much money to begin with.

Rennes' share is capped at 20 million, so his true cost was 35 million. And there's a 40 million bonus for Dortmund, depending on how well Dembele performs etc. There will be a further windfall from this for the BVB above the 105 million they get immediately.

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015
Mods, please change the thread title to "The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Arguments Stadium > The Ray Parlour > Bundesliga & Germany 17/18: Hamburg's Race for the Meisterschaft".

Thanks.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
Trump really was the herald of Bizarro World!

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015
If the rule of Trump and the subsequent downfall of Western Civilisation as we know is what it takes to get HSV back on top, then it's a prize I for one am more than willing to pay.

Real Name Grover
Feb 13, 2002

Like corn on the cob
Fan of Britches
Why the hell did that Hamburg-Köln match have like 14 minutes of added time?

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015
The ref had to leave the field due to injury and then the substitute ref gave Mavraj the yellow/red card.

Great game.

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?

This is the best table.

Tahirovic
Feb 25, 2009
Fun Shoe
Poor HSV fans, they get their two wins in the first two games, now they wont have anything to celebrate until next season, in the Zweite.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

:yikes: not a single thing about that outfit makes any sense. I was recently liberated from Auschwitz and all I got are these orthopedic shoes, the look

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
A broken man

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
This is photoshopped, right

This can't be real

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

doing a lol at the sleepy bayerns

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
keine ahnung wer mark uth ist aber hey

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

(to the tune of the Robert Huth "Huth Huth Huth" chant) Uth Uth Uth

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones

ephex posted:

keine ahnung wer mark uth ist aber hey

Robert Huth, while attaching a velcro H to his shirt: "It was me, Sinsheim! It was me all along!"

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC1CDzpANp4

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
abolish football

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Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Since I tipped the lowest Bayern win, I'm going to pretend that I predicted this

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