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WatermelonGun: May 7, 2009

fruit on the bottom posted:

http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Sexual_assault

Jfc

# ? Aug 18, 2017 22:12

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# ? May 2, 2024 22:47

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

fruit on the bottom posted:

http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Sexual_assault

# ? Aug 18, 2017 22:13

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

# ? Aug 18, 2017 22:14

Saint Drogo: Dec 26, 2011

lots of grown-rear end men want to gently caress an animated clown with the mind and voice of a toddler and that's not ok

# ? Aug 18, 2017 22:14

Lumpy the Cook: Feb 4, 2011; Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

myDad posted:

One of the most powerful characters in all of D.C. Comics canon is Bueno Excellente, an indestructible, obese Mexican serial rapist that can only say two words, 'bueno' and 'excellente'

# ? Aug 18, 2017 22:18

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In the interest of fairness I also googled marvel sexual assault.

First result was still the DC wiki.

# ? Aug 18, 2017 22:20

Lumpy the Cook: Feb 4, 2011; Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

fruit on the bottom posted:

In the interest of fairness I also googled marvel sexual assault.

First result was still the DC wiki.

LMFAO

# ? Aug 18, 2017 22:20

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

Lumpy the Cook posted:

One of the most powerful characters in all of D.C. Comics canon is Bueno Excellente, an indestructible, obese Mexican serial rapist that can only say two words, 'bueno' and 'excellente'

Oh that's real.

# ? Aug 18, 2017 22:21

Lumpy the Cook: Feb 4, 2011; Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

It was nice of D.C. Comics to reach out and give A. Wyatt Mann a job

# ? Aug 18, 2017 22:29

Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

Mommy, I don't like DC comics anymore.

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Lumpy the Cook posted:

One of the most powerful characters in all of D.C. Comics canon is Bueno Excellente, an indestructible, obese Mexican serial rapist that can only say two words, 'bueno' and 'excellente'

I googled this, and the best twist is that he's not a villain. He is an anti-hero and uses his power to fight crime.

I stand by the above statement.

Blurry Gray Thing fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Aug 18, 2017

# ? Aug 18, 2017 22:35

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Somehow this thread started with clown rape and got worse.

# ? Aug 18, 2017 22:43

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out; Biscuit Hider

None of the formatting is mine.

quote:

Bueno Excellente was a perverted sex offender whose skills earned him a place on the hero team Section Eight. His M.O. was sneaking up behind people to... serve justice.

When Sixpack reformed the old team of miscreants to help Hitman fight The Mawzir, he found Bueno Excellente hanging out in an adult movie theater.[1]

When Lobo found himself on Earth to chase down a bounty, he stopped in at Noonan's Bar and harassed Sixpack. Tommy stood up to the Czarnian thug, even with no chance of beating him. He instead hatched a planned to blackmail Lobo into leaving them alone. With the help of Section Eight, the Main Man was rendered unconscious, which allowed them to stage a wedding where Lobo married Bueno Excellente. Whether the union was legal or not, it was recorded, and in the event of any of their deaths copies would be sent to all interested parties.[2]

Section Eight gathered for one last time to face The Many Angled One, who was inadvertently summoned to The Cauldron thanks once again to the inept staff of Injun Peak. He, along with Sixpack, was the only member of to survive the attack. After the Science Demon's disappearance with Sixpack, Bueno Excellente snuck up on Dr. Jackson in his lab and raped him. Jackson died from the resulting injuries.[3]

Powers and abilities

quote:

Intimidation: Bueno Excellente's only real "heroic" ability is to scare people with the threat and act of sexual assault.

Notes

quote:

-Bueno Excellente is descibed as a "pervert," but is more accurately a sex offender.

-He and Sixpack were the only members of Section Eight to survive the battle against The Many Angled Ones.

-He only ever spoke the words, "Bueno" and, "Excellente."

# ? Aug 18, 2017 22:58

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

rape is bad imo

# ? Aug 18, 2017 23:11

violentlycitrus: Aug 3, 2004

Lumpy the Cook posted:

One of the most powerful characters in all of D.C. Comics canon is Bueno Excellente, an indestructible, obese Mexican serial rapist that can only say two words, 'bueno' and 'excellente'

drat now i have to google bueno excellente to see if that is real

# ? Aug 18, 2017 23:14

violentlycitrus: Aug 3, 2004

yep thats a real comic book character. gross

# ? Aug 18, 2017 23:15

Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Bueno Excellente is a loving great mexican porn name though

# ? Aug 18, 2017 23:17

Hemingway To Go!: Nov 10, 2008; im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
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violentlycitrus posted:

yep thats a real comic book character. gross

You can blame Garth Ennis for him, but at least he did not invent Harley Quinn

# ? Aug 18, 2017 23:23

Blazing Ownager: Jun 2, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

fruit on the bottom posted:

http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Sexual_assault

I was like "Yawn, another instance of a shape changer raping someone in the most ridiculous way poss----- pulled down his pants and raped him after a murder on a rooftop? The gently caress?"

# ? Aug 18, 2017 23:24

Blazing Ownager: Jun 2, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

violentlycitrus posted:

yep thats a real comic book character. gross

quote:

After the Science Demon's disappearance with Sixpack, Bueno Excellente snuck up on Dr. Jackson in his lab and raped him. Jackson died from the resulting injuries.

There is no way this character isn't pitch black satire.

fruit on the bottom posted:

In the interest of fairness I also googled marvel sexual assault.

First result was still the DC wiki.

The only instance of rape stuff coming up in Marvel I can remember since I don't actually read Marvel comics was some guy that could gently caress with people's minds to convince them to do what he wanted used it on she-hulk I think, then got hosed up when she realized it was mind control?

Well that and the whole Jessica Jones thing I guess

OH! And this gem:

I guess that must have been a deleted scene in Homecoming

Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at 23:32 on Aug 18, 2017

# ? Aug 18, 2017 23:26

Mr Luxury Yacht: Apr 16, 2012

Bueno Excellente is par for the course for the super hero team that also contains loving Dogwelder II and Friendly Fire, a hero whose power was to shoot his own teammates.

DC Wiki posted:

Dogwelder was a seemingly average businessman, who had a good job and loving family. One day while in an antique store, he was possessed by the original Dogwelder's welding equipment, becoming the current Dogwelder. His wife and family wanted to help him. However he was too compelled to weld dogs to people, and welded the family dog to his children. As a result his wife divorced him and remarried a year later.

Bueno eventually falls in love with his teammate, a sentient hovering gastrointestinal tract, and marries her.

Garth Ennis is a weird dude.

# ? Aug 18, 2017 23:30

Blazing Ownager: Jun 2, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

Garth Ennis is a weird dude.

A weird dude, you say?

# ? Aug 18, 2017 23:33

Fartbox: Apr 27, 2017; What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

So you think it's okay to violently murder villains but not rape them???

??????????

# ? Aug 18, 2017 23:37

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Lumpy the Cook posted:

One of the most powerful characters in all of D.C. Comics canon is Bueno Excellente, an indestructible, obese Mexican serial rapist that can only say two words, 'bueno' and 'excellente'

that's a lol

# ? Aug 18, 2017 23:39

Blazing Ownager: Jun 2, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Fartbox posted:

So you think it's okay to violently murder villains but not rape them???

To be honest in fiction that's pretty much the case

Well also kind of in real life with war. Nobody remembers Nanking Massacre for the massacre, they remember it for the city-wide mass rape.

# ? Aug 18, 2017 23:45

WatermelonGun: May 7, 2009

Blazing Ownager posted:

To be honest in fiction that's pretty much the case

Well also kind of in real life with war. Nobody remembers Nanking Massacre for the massacre, they remember it for the city-wide mass rape.

This is a weird attitude there bud

# ? Aug 18, 2017 23:46

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

fruit on the bottom posted:

http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Sexual_assault

what the gently caress

# ? Aug 18, 2017 23:51

christmas boots: Oct 15, 2012; To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out; Biscuit Hider

Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

Bueno Excellente is par for the course for the super hero team that also contains loving Dogwelder II and Friendly Fire, a hero whose power was to shoot his own teammates.

Bueno eventually falls in love with his teammate, a sentient hovering gastrointestinal tract, and marries her.

Garth Ennis is a weird dude.

I like how his listed powers are "dogwelding" and "stellar manipulation".

# ? Aug 18, 2017 23:53

christmas boots: Oct 15, 2012; To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out; Biscuit Hider

quote:

Dogwelder never speaks and he never shows his face. Though he's managed to recently speak through dog carcases to communicate with his exwife.

Haha this is amazing

# ? Aug 18, 2017 23:54

Neurosis: Jun 10, 2003; Fallen Rib

fruit on the bottom posted:

http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Sexual_assault

hahahha i remember seeing scans of a couple of these

# ? Aug 19, 2017 00:04

berth ell pup: Mar 20, 2017; I am a business magnet.

Zzulu posted:

mentally ill women in tight suits is my fetish

that reminds me of something i saw on r/traps yesterday.

# ? Aug 19, 2017 00:04

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

myDad posted:

# ? Aug 19, 2017 00:04

Blazing Ownager: Jun 2, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

WatermelonGun posted:

This is a weird attitude there bud

While I do not disagree if you take two characters in a movie, and one shoots everybody and the other rapes everybody, audiences will hate the rapist way more.

Part of it may be because people view killing and death as necessary means to an end, but rape is not and is thus more evil?

# ? Aug 19, 2017 00:04

Tolkien minority: Feb 14, 2012

im rtying to think of something i give any less of a poo poo about and i just cant

# ? Aug 19, 2017 00:05

WatermelonGun: May 7, 2009

Blazing Ownager posted:

While I do not disagree if you take two characters in a movie, and one shoots everybody and the other rapes everybody, audiences will hate the rapist way more.

Part of it may be because people view killing and death as necessary means to an end, but rape is not and is thus more evil?

I havent seen that movie

# ? Aug 19, 2017 00:05

berth ell pup: Mar 20, 2017; I am a business magnet.

Tolkien minority posted:

im rtying to think of something i give any less of a poo poo about and i just cant

# ? Aug 19, 2017 00:07

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I still can't get over DC having a hero whose superpower was rape.

# ? Aug 19, 2017 00:07

Neurosis: Jun 10, 2003; Fallen Rib

Mega64 posted:

I still can't get over DC having a hero whose superpower was rape.

it was the early 90s, so the hysteria over this stuff wasn't there, and it was garth ennis, and it was funny.

# ? Aug 19, 2017 00:14

christmas boots: Oct 15, 2012; To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out; Biscuit Hider

At least this settles the age old debate: who would win between Green Lantern and a date rapist

# ? Aug 19, 2017 00:16