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mags

I am a congenital optimist.

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lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion
An apparition of yesterday's load

Broken Box

stay safe cum ghost

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Dads Dip Cup

the 1985 arcade classic "Gauntlet" in which the warrior, wizard, valkyrie, and elf must fight their way through labyrinthine dungeons under constant and relentless assault from the enemy's haunted testes

Macnult

"cooooOooOoOooooom" -cum gohst

Scaly Haylie

2spoogy4me

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


looooooooads

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOADS


Scaly Haylie

Clit Eatswood posted:

looooooooads

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOADS

that sounds more like a cumbie

Dads Dip Cup

a pagan ritual involving a séance in which a group of individuals in hooded robes invoke the power of ethereal sperm via spirit medium

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion
Can someone come up with a set up for this punchline: "[about ectoplasm] it's seminal fluid"

Dads Dip Cup

lmbo calrissian posted:

Can someone come up with a set up for this punchline: "[about ectoplasm] it's seminal fluid"

Q : Just what was it that gave Hi-C Ecto Cooler that distinctive flavor?

A : it's seminal fluid

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
dr peter venkman: "he slimed me"

Ace of Baes
the ghost is made of cum

Scaly Haylie

the cum is made of ghosts

Macnult

Simple Pleasures presents: Cum Ghost. It's a ghost made of cum. Only $2

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion

Dads Dip Cup posted:

Q : Just what was it that gave Hi-C Ecto Cooler that distinctive flavor?

A : it's seminal fluid

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion
Wow... I just noticed every sperm is a ghost re-entering life in microscopic form... explaining their appearance... and why my orgasms scream with the echoes of past lives

Missing Name


my current job involves picking up. Tubes of assorted bodily fluids and putting them. In different boxes

Up until now I never realised. How many ghosts I have physically touched

Does this make me a psychic?

Missing Name


piss literally comes in whatever container was handy. At the time

just think of how. Many sperm were present per gallon

Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:
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Scaly Haylie

Jedrick posted:

ouijaboard goop

Twenty Four


From death cums life.

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
alt right protesters being chased by cum ghosts

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Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

mister magpie posted:

dr peter venkman: "he slimed me"

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


easy cum, easy ghost


FutonForensic

me: oh no! a g-g-g-g-ghost!

👻boOOo--oh. oh my god

me: it's okay. it happens to a lot of gh--

👻boo hoo. hoooo hoo. hoody hoo

me: a crying ghost, covered in cum. this is so hot i'm gonna bust a nut right here


cda

by Hand Knit
something like seven or eight years ago, in fyad, there was a thread about a cum ghost, and it was the first fyad thread that made me laugh really hard, thanks for the memories op

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cda

by Hand Knit
if anyone has archives, searc "cum ghost" in fyad seven or eight years ago.

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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
all threads are derivative crap. gas. delete BYOB

cda

by Hand Knit

mister magpie posted:

all threads are derivative crap. gas. delete BYOB

i'mnot sassing this thread, its good, it just made me remember teh fyad cum ghost thread.

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cda

by Hand Knit
trheres room for more than one cum ghost, because they dont actually occupy any space in your dick

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cda

by Hand Knit
how many cum ghosts can dance on the head of a dick? all of them.

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cda

by Hand Knit
yeah i call my testicles "the haunted house." there's a reason for that. you see...

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


if there's the father, the son and the holy ghost.............

and jesus was immaculately conceived...............................


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I've got plenty of java
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"it is i, ebenezer spooge - the ghost of edgings past!!!"

mags

I am a congenital optimist.

cda posted:

i'mnot sassing this thread, its good, it just made me remember teh fyad cum ghost thread.

:evilbuddy:

Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Clit Eatswood posted:

if there's the father, the son and the holy ghost.............

and jesus was immaculately conceived...............................

:popeye:

AverySpecialfriend

by Hand Knit

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FutonForensic posted:

👻boo hoo. hoooo hoo. hoody hoo

Lmao

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Macnult


"not tonight I'm really tired from haunting and have a headache"

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