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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
You're dead. Alex Trebek greets you at the pearly gates and escorts you to a game show stage. The other two contestants are Sean Connery and gerbillion time winner and Jeopardy Champion Kenneth Wayne "Ken" Jennings lll. Alex announces the two losers go to Hell.
Happily, God has rigged the game for you to win.

What are your categories?
Mine:

*Procrastination*
*Led Zeppelin Lyrics*
*IT Crowd*
*Complicated Cocktails*
*Poker*
*Tuxedo Cats Named Prince*

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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Potent potables

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Japan US relations for me

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Masturbation
Drinking
History
Bad Video Game Playing
Stuck in Traffic

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

moose face posted:

Potent potables

This minty arachnid doesn't end well

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
Hot dogs and vent hoods

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

FactsAreUseless posted:

Japan US relations for me

This book and subsequent miniseries taught America everything it knows about feudal Japan

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
'Bad decisions the costume designers on game of thrones made'
'Is this a blackhead or an ingrown hair'
'The prince album covers you find the most sexually arousing'
'Ugliest royal babies

Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013


Panther Like a Panther
Personal Failings

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Your parents Wi-Fi password for 300 alex

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
pants making GBS threads
ethics in gaming journalism

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Ways to not talk with women.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
Tribes
Vienna Sausage varieties
Anime
Memes
Science Fiction films

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
Golden Corral pricing schedule
Pork rinds
Skin creams
Lena Dunham
The Holocaust

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Things the Mods Knew

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
Expensive Pixel Space Ships
Self-certified DIY Home Improvement

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
Camping and Outdoor Recreation
Architecture
Boxing

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Guys With Big Scrotums But Little Pea Sized Testicles

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Over There posted:

Hot dogs and vent hoods

Something Awful User Over There hears the first syllable of the answer and slams the buzzer down

"WHAT IS PILED HIGH?"

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Over There posted:

Hot dogs and vent hoods

This suicidal goon became meyered in controversy

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Spinster posted:

This suicidal goon became meyered in controversy

Pantsless Hero
May 25, 2004

Serv-Bot will kick your ass.
Agricultural defense tactics
Small business investment
Celebrity flaws

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
women that goons hate

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
popular song, movie, game, book, artist goons have never heard of

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
mods that turned out to be pedophiles

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Dang I have to send Sean Connery to hell like that's pretty harsh

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


"The Comedy Gaschamber"

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
And you wagered....

Suck it trebek

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Pick's: :wink:

Hugh
Works by George Orwell
Animals
Ways to post about Hugh
Dragon Age 2
Hugh

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Spinster posted:

Pick's: :wink:

Hugh
Works by George Orwell
Animals
Ways to post about Hugh
Dragon Age 2
Hugh

posters who use GBS as a livejournal

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls




a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Heavy Electronic Devices Carried On Foot

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Piss

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

This modern day Ark of the Covenant caused an impeachment

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
"I'll take Porn for $100, Alex."
"Famous for being playing a furry and horny character in several pornographic works, his nickname is 'The Hedgehog.'"

*BEEP*
"Kyle?"
"Sonic!"
*BZZT*


*BEEP*
"Jimmy?"
"WHO is Sonic!?"
*BZZT!*

"Billy, any guesses?"
*Billy shakes his head and shrugs...*
*Time out beeper*
"Who is... Ron Jeremy..."

"I want to contest this, Alex! I mean, I know Kyle screwed up the question thing, but I feel if you go to the Internet, you're gonna find I'm pretty much 100% right in this one."

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I'll take "piss bottles" for 200 Alex.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

B-being a Moderator

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Spinster posted:

This book and subsequent miniseries taught America everything it knows about feudal Japan
What is the anime Ranma 1/2

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
:siren: No, the answer is Shogun, by James Clavell

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JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
"I'll take Film Study for $100, Alex."

"The real story of this movie is that at several times we see that the villains are being completely honest within the narrative while the so-called heroic characters are constantly lying to themselves and others about their supposed moral code. When we see our protagonists standing up to what they view as a force of pure evil, they themselves are doing so in defense of a existing and oppressive regime that exists only to control the masses. In the end, the only heroic figure in the movie is actually a non-title character during the battle between two relatively god-like forces for they are operating out of both self-interest and a concern for others without any regard to the political or social forces at play, while they themselves clearly represent the class that is most threatened by both these forces. It should be noted that said character is using an iPhone which you can clearly see is a clue that the filmmakers are intentionally trying to get us to pay attention and look closer to the meaning of the character having the device. As you see, with the emergent social media and telecom structure, the tools of the establishment, such as mobile and smart phones, have also become the tool by which the masses are all becoming the real forces of change in the form of streaming and uploading examples of violent and hateful oppression as represented by both the heroic and villainous forces of the film, the ability to spread revolutionary ideas via texting on a global scale and the means of unifying and organizing the peoples into an actual power that is more legitimate than the organized political systems than run their lives."

*Beep*
"What is... Transfomers?"
"More specific?"
"...Any of them?"
"Correct! Pick another category."
"Film Study for $200, Alex."
"He was the actual real villain in The Dark Knight if you were actually paying attention."
*Beep*
"Who is Alfred?"
"Correct. Next Category."
"Film Study for $300."

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