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ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Without them realizing you're a pathetic excuse for a man and they could be doing much better with someone else and not drop your rear end the second something better comes along? Do you just hide them from the public or shower them with lots of jewelry?

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Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
Fat sacks of cash and/or emotional abuse, op.

crabf
May 29, 2015
does this have anything to do with your how to hook up with an emo girl thread?

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

crabf posted:

does this have anything to do with your how to hook up with an emo girl thread?

Entirely different woman, this one is actually talented.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

either elevate yourself or lower your demands

These are your choices

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Cool car and lots of money op

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Be confident and have a good personality so you're fun to be around

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Buy my super secret system and testosterone cream.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

Buy my super secret system and testosterone cream.

I bought lurkbeast's two ball solution and it didn't work

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

Harrower posted:

Fat sacks of cash and/or emotional abuse, op.

pretty much this op

hey welcome to the show!
Jan 22, 2014

nobody loves me
People date beneath themselves in order to ensure that they won't be cheated on, get a confidence boost knowing that they are better than you or maybe they just like you OP.

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
So I'm trying to pick up this girl who's like an HB10 and my sexual market value is somewhere around a 6 so how much negging do I have to do before this bitch puts out?

Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006
Sometimes you can find some real gems in the "damaged goods" bin...

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Don't be a weird insecure idiot, OP.

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

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[quote="“ColoradoCleric”" post="“475558543”"]
So I’m trying to pick up this girl who’s like an HB10 and my sexual market value is somewhere around a 6 so how much negging do I have to do before this bitch puts out?
[/quote]

the answer mainly depends on whwether you are willing to let this fine lady peg you on the reg op

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

As a white male, I leverage the imbalance of power between races in the US to date fine as hell black women that I would never have a chance with otherwise

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Blue Train posted:

As a white male, I leverage the imbalance of power between races in the US to date fine as hell black women that I would never have a chance with otherwise

Given the racial dynamics of the US you could even spin this as doing them a favor.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Make your move during interleague play.

bagual
Oct 29, 2010

inconspicuous
asking on an internet forum for fat losers is a great start!!! you go chamnp

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I lower my standards :agesilaus:

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

A dick like a tall boy beer can could help, op.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I have to date out of my league, no one's as cool & good as me. sigh. life is hard.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Mammal Sauce posted:

A dick like a tall boy beer can could help, op.

You'd think, but lots of women are just afraid of it :sigh:

Turtle Blogger
Mar 16, 2006

My Angel

If you think in terms of leagues you're hopeless and are best off leaving this woman alone until you've fixed your insecurity issues

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Turtle Blogger posted:

If you think in terms of leagues you're hopeless and are best off leaving this woman alone until you've fixed your insecurity issues

What if instead I just fixed my money and sports car issues?

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Very carefully

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Pick posted:

I have to date out of my league, no one's as cool & good as me. sigh. life is hard.

Im available Pick! PM ME!

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
you donut

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

ColoradoCleric posted:

So I'm trying to pick up this girl who's like an HB10 and my sexual market value is somewhere around a 6 so how much negging do I have to do before this bitch puts out?

You got them Winter neggs or what?

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Quick how do I impress a singer.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


The trick is to decieve yourself into believing you're not out of their league.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Serving as a gatekeeper to society through a language barrier is the most effective way - also human trafficking but that usually goes hand in hand

Arri
Jun 11, 2005
NpNp
Attend games or join teams from a different sport.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Peg on the reg

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
It's amazing how quickly human beings find themselves magically drawn to physically fit people with low body fat. It sucks that we are shallow like that, but you might as well use it; Get in shape, and wear age-appropriate clothes that look good.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Wicker Man posted:

wear age-appropriate clothes that look good.

This can't be emphasized enough. I still look like I did fifteen years ago so when you see me in the street I'm reppin jncos and airwalks hard

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Momma says I can't wear my sonic shirt anymore.

Xtra Innings Lovin
Nov 11, 2016

Very caref... doh!!!

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impure flutter
May 31, 2014

I have a burlap sack just in case

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