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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
You are now blinking manually.

You are now aware of your tongue.

:troll:

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Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


awareness of breath is the secret to meditation and thus enlightenment, thanks op

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
You just lost the game

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Itchy? Better scratch that spot.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Where are your keys?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
hey OP your balls now itch CONGRATS OP!!!!!!!!!!

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
i think this thread .... SUCKS!

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
You are now reading this in Gordon Freemans voice

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
I mean morgan freeman gently caress

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Over There posted:

You are now reading this in Gordon Freemans voice

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Putty posted:

You are now blinking manually.

You are now aware of your tongue.

:troll:

CAN'T STOP BLINKING AND BEING AWARE OF MY TONGUE gently caress YOU OP

MY INEVITABLE DEBT
Apr 21, 2011
I am lonely and spend most of my time on 4Chan talking about the superiority of BBC porn.

Tolkien minority posted:

awareness of breath is the secret to meditation and thus enlightenment, thanks op

im not empty quoting, even though im allowed

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
I am now pleasuring myself manually

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Putty posted:

Itchy? Better scratch that spot.

Itchy because of the tiny spiders... they're very hard to see :q:

toucan dan
May 18, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
that last one got me.

drat you, op!

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

You are now touching yourself manually, not automatically like you swore during your legal hearing.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Actually I'm wearing a CPAP right now, so I'm not breathing manually you idiot bitch

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

Putty posted:

You are now blinking manually.

You are now aware of your tongue.

:troll:

Ban this guy

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Achoo!!!

Svdl
May 9, 2006

Around the world
Jokes on you, I was already breathing manually and also all those other things

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
> yawn

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

Over There posted:

You are now reading this in Gordon Freemans voice

acidbreath2
Aug 21, 2017
Still works.

Whistling Death
Aug 16, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
OP, you just stopped breathing for a few seconds, are you OK?

You might be getting a headache.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
You are now having explosive diarrhea

Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax
You're now fully engorged.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
gently caress you op I'm breathing radically

cnut
May 3, 2016

You now have to pee :smug:

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

I just shifted in to fifth-breathing gear watch out

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
I got the loving choon for this thread, thank me later putteh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAGe1eRfuTw

cnut
May 3, 2016

Brb gotta pee

cauxist
Feb 6, 2005
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me.

Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009

Putty posted:

You are now blinking manually.

You are now aware of your tongue.

:troll:

I have Bells Palsy right now so I can't do either of those things, so suck it!

Caufman
May 7, 2007
I had my tongue voluntarily ripped off and now I'm in incredible phantom pain.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
your pants are now full of your own poo poo, you just poo poo them you poo poo your own pants they are full of the poo poo you poo poo into them

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Nooner posted:

your pants are now full of your own poo poo, you just poo poo them you poo poo your own pants they are full of the poo poo you poo poo into them
no this is definitely someone else's poo poo

Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax

Nooner posted:

your pants are now full of your own poo poo, you just poo poo them you poo poo your own pants they are full of the poo poo you poo poo into them

Jokes on you, I'm wearing a plastic bag for pants.

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth
I was scrolling past this thread, and read the title, and nothing changed. You lose, OP.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
You are now feeling your feet.

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new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth

Putty posted:

You are now feeling your feet.

gently caress

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