ITT we are Gordon Cole

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Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

I WAS THINKING ABOUT POSTING THIS EARLIER TODAY, BUT ONLY NOW GOT AROUND TO DOING IT.

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

*Eats up 90% of screen time

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Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

Solice Kirsk posted:

*Eats up 90% of screen time

SOMETIMES I THINK I EAT UP 90% OF SCREEN TIME

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Wizard Master: Mar 25, 2008; I am the Wizard Master

MEXI-CAN CHEW WAH WAH

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Kitsunegari: Aug 5, 2013

COOPER, YOU REMIND ME TODAY OF A SMALL

Wizard Master posted:

MEXI-CAN CHEW WAH WAH

# ? Aug 24, 2017 03:48

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

REWIRE? DO I LOOK LIKE AN ELECTRICIAN?

# ? Aug 24, 2017 03:51

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

O.P., I MUST TELL YOU THIS IN THE STRICTEST SECRECY:

*holds up finger for "one sec"*
*fiddles with dial on earpiece receiver*
*winces*
*cranks dial the other way*
*relaxes, takes breath*

I HAVE NO-

*watches as a slinky server-woman passes by with tray full of cocktails*

I HAVE NO-

*waits as another server passes by with a tray full of pie*

I HAVE NO-

*waits as a third server appears at the table with a tray full of coffees*

AH - THERE IT IS

*waits wordlessly as server delivers coffees around the table, bows and exits*

*offers sugar to the table*
NEED ANY SUGAR?

*waits a beat*
*puts down sugar*

I LIKE MINE BLACK.

*takes a long sip of coffee*

AH - - THAT'S THE STUFF!

*waits one long beat, content*

OH YES- THAT'S RIGHT, O.P., AS I WAS SAYING-

*makes eye contact, holds for tension*

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING.

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Lawrence Gilchrist: Mar 31, 2010

*squints at the abyss*

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Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

Wizard Master posted:

MEXI-CAN CHEW WAH WAH

NO THANK YOU, I ALREADY WENT TODAY

# ? Aug 24, 2017 04:17

Millions of Crows: Mar 31, 2010; take a look overhead

I really should have looked into how Philip Jeffries disappeared, then appeared in my old office and disappeared again. And all those other missing agents. I've been chasing this Blue Rose poo poo with no real result since 1977, but multiple deaths. How do I still have this job? What are all these monitors and computers for? Where the gently caress am I?
TAMMY BRING US SOME COFFEE
That's it just act like you know what you're doing.
DIANE GIVE ME A CIGARETTE

# ? Aug 25, 2017 21:02

Mermaid Autopsy: Jun 9, 2001

I'M SEVENTY drat YEARS OLD ALBERT

THERE'S NO WAY I CAN RETIRE IN THIS ECONOMY

# ? Aug 25, 2017 21:13

Maya Fey: Jan 22, 2017

LOOK AT TAMMY GO ALBERT. I WOULD LOVE TO CUM ALL OVER THAT TALL SEXY FREAK'S rear end

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ruddiger: Jun 3, 2004

DIRTY BEARDED MEN

# ? Aug 25, 2017 21:34

Trumps Baby Hands: Mar 27, 2016; Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Egbert Souse posted:

SOMETIMES I THINK I EAT UP 90% OF SCREEN TIME

A SCREAMING MIME?

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Lawrence Gilchrist: Mar 31, 2010

*splays fingers over face* YOU CANT SEE ME, ALBERT. MY TIME IS NOW

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Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

A SCREAMING MIME?

YES, I AM HAVING A VERY GOOD TIME

# ? Aug 26, 2017 03:30

King Vidiot: Feb 17, 2007; You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

IF YOU ARE GETTING COLD, MIGHT I SUGGEST A HOT CUP OF COFFEE? AND A SNUGGIE?

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Loden Taylor: Aug 11, 2003

I feel blessed that there are two "ITT we are Gordon _______" threads that really speak to my interests

# ? Aug 26, 2017 03:52

Mermaid Autopsy: Jun 9, 2001

Maya Fey posted:

LOOK AT TAMMY GO ALBERT. I WOULD LOVE TO CUM ALL OVER THAT TALL SEXY FREAK'S rear end

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Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

Loden Taylor posted:

I feel blessed that there are two "ITT we are Gordon _______" threads that really speak to my interests

I WAS THINKING ABOUT BUYING A GORDON LIGHTFOOT ALBUM JUST THIS MORNING

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Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Pick up that can!

# ? Aug 26, 2017 10:00

Quote-Unquote: Oct 22, 2002

I HAD ANOTHER MONICA BELLUCCI DREAM!

Quote-Unquote fucked around with this message at 10:07 on Aug 26, 2017

# ? Aug 26, 2017 10:03

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Solice Kirsk posted:

*Eats up 90% of screen time

# ? Aug 26, 2017 10:03

Millions of Crows: Mar 31, 2010; take a look overhead

Quote-Unquote posted:

I HAD ANOTHER MONICA BELLUCCI DREAM!

SUSAN LUCCI IS INDEED DREAMY

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Fagmaster: Aug 21, 2004

i have yet again no idea who this gordon cole person is, a cool cowboy dude perhaps?

voted 5 anyways

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Kitsunegari: Aug 5, 2013

I SAW MYSELF FROM LONG AGO

# ? Aug 26, 2017 12:29

Millions of Crows: Mar 31, 2010; take a look overhead

Goddamn my teeth are grey. Was i sucking on a car exhaust for twenty years? I might have. Things got really weird after I did that fistful of acid tabs in '76. Like was that really Albert in Hot Shots Part Deux and The Night Flyer? Why do I have vivid memories of a naked screaming Dennis Hopper?

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N. Senada: May 17, 2011; My kidneys are busted

Did dougie ded?

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