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FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

LingcodKilla posted:

The funniest part is literally golfing while it's happening.

It's so funny it's sad.

Nothing matters anymore :smith:

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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

FrozenVent posted:

Nothing matters anymore :smith:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo

Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdmqBmiEZd4

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

"Let them eat cake," he said, "but only one scoop of ice cream."

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".
Every time I think he can't top himself he manages to do just that. And for anyone who thinks he's some type of idiot savant with some grand tactical plan about his base support or dominating the news cycle get real.

It took them an extra week to get the Comfort moving and just about every mariner I know had a petition up for 2-3 days to send it to PR. They could have had the Comfort ready to go anytime they wanted, along with whatever other ready reserve vessels and expeditionary equipment required to start clearing the ports and rebuilding transportation infrastructure.

I also blame the news media focusing on the Jones Act as a nonsensical talking point when they should have been focusing on the lack of heavy equipment ready to go.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling
1-800-GAMBLER


Ultra Carp

TheGreasyStrangler posted:

This is horrifying:



I will echo the sentiment that I hope there is a hell so the people who ignored this can suffer in it.

:stare: Jesus Christ

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/BBCJamesCook/status/914198851212402688

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


Countdown until Trump blames them for not having a months's worth of drinking water.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

hobbesmaster posted:

Countdown until Trump blames them for not having a months's worth of drinking water.

More like blames them for not walking to the ocean for a drink

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

hobbesmaster posted:

Countdown until Trump blames them for not having a months's worth of drinking water.

Commenters already are.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

NUKES CURE NORKS posted:

More like blames them for not walking to the ocean for a drink

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Oh booy this has been a wild rolercoaster of emotions

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Stultus Maximus posted:

Commenters already are.

They're just russian comment bots unlike our presi....oh god. We elected a Russian twitter bot president.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Stultus Maximus posted:

Commenters already are.

This is even less surprising than anything Trump does at this point.


What is the 6 foot 7 grandfather a reference to anyway? I got a bad feeling I already know the answer to this but I hope I'm wrong!

Solaris 2.0
May 14, 2008

In case anyone was wondering if Trump was thinking "maybe i should focus more on Puerto Rico after bashing their mayor"

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/914310901855129601

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

lightpole posted:

I also blame the news media focusing on the Jones Act as a nonsensical talking point when they should have been focusing on the lack of heavy equipment ready to go.

It was the one thing he could've made go away merely with a snap of his fingers. The attention they placed on the Jones Act, even if waiving it wasn't going to help dramatically, went to show how loving rotten that man's soul is that he couldn't even move himself to do that.

Tiny Timbs fucked around with this message at 03:41 on Oct 1, 2017

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".

TheGreasyStrangler posted:

It was the one thing he could've made go away merely with a snap of his fingers. The attention they placed on the Jones Act, even if waiving it wasn't going to help dramatically, went to show how loving rotten that man's soul is.

People pointing at the Jones Act are trying to make pennies on the dollar from a tragedy before the bodies have even cooled while attacking American interests at the same time. He just made it worse and everyone used it as an attack on Trump instead of actually thinking.

Holy poo poo his Twitter is insane, he sure has a lot of poo poo stored up from the few weeks Kelly had him under his thumb.

ZombieApostate
Mar 13, 2011
Sorry, I didn't read your post.

I'm too busy replying to what I wish you said

:allears:

Solaris 2.0 posted:

In case anyone was wondering if Trump was thinking "maybe i should focus more on Puerto Rico after bashing their mayor"

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/914310901855129601

It's not even a Penguins game, the team who just got through sucking his shriveled string bean beansprout.

ZombieApostate fucked around with this message at 03:50 on Oct 1, 2017

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Solaris 2.0 posted:

In case anyone was wondering if Trump was thinking "maybe i should focus more on Puerto Rico after bashing their mayor"

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/914310901855129601


:lol:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
:vince:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I don't


What




Is this real life?

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Check this poo poo out.

They know how hard Donnie hosed up in the response and in the tweets that they're praise-shopping.

https://twitter.com/PoliticsReid/status/914327175351996417

This is a foreign-leader readout of a talk Trump had with the FORMER Governor of Puerto Rico, and this guy is currently a lobbyist in DC. This format is only generally used for official state-to-state call readouts (and they're generally full of poo poo, as the other leader's readout tends to be way more in-depth).

They are really, really desperate in the comms shop.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

ahahahahaha

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

I don't see a problem.

Obama for Imperator.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

facialimpediment posted:

Check this poo poo out.

They know how hard Donnie hosed up in the response and in the tweets that they're praise-shopping.

https://twitter.com/PoliticsReid/status/914327175351996417

This is a foreign-leader readout of a talk Trump had with the FORMER Governor of Puerto Rico, and this guy is currently a lobbyist in DC. This format is only generally used for official state-to-state call readouts (and they're generally full of poo poo, as the other leader's readout tends to be way more in-depth).

They are really, really desperate in the comms shop.

loving Luis Fortuņo, his nickname was Milhouse



"Puerto RIcan Brothers! We are out of money therefore I am eliminating the 25% christmas bonus. Thanks. Love -Milhouse"

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Next week preview: Trump loses soul to devil in tiny-violin contest on live television, Putin trolls supernatural embodiment of evil by proving existing lien and demanding payment before title transfer

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
Monty Hall is dead.

I'd crack a joke about probabilities and doors, but I still don't get it.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Victor Vermis posted:

I don't see a problem.

Obama for Imperator.

Ave, true to Obama Africanus.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

How have I never seen that before?

Also outdated. Drones are hip, just insanely illegal.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

Solaris 2.0 posted:

In case anyone was wondering if Trump was thinking "maybe i should focus more on Puerto Rico after bashing their mayor"

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/914310901855129601

And they can't even pretend that it's from any time recently, because the Blues replaced the scoreboard over the summer.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Oh, apparently the active shooter report at the USAFA prep school last night was a nerf gun battle. Somehow this led to the entire base being locked down.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
So who is the 6 foot seven grandfather

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
The most vulnerable ego

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/914269704440737792

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
WHAT THE gently caress???

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.


https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/914277667159117825

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
We've said it multiple times before, but it keeps blowing my mind not that he lies about poo poo, but WHAT he lies about.

Like, Nixon lied about poo poo to get a war extended so he would get elected. That's loving atrocious and exactly what you'd expect a despicable politician to lie about.

This motherfucker lies about the effect of his support on a loving loss.

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 09:35 on Oct 1, 2017

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
This is a weird world

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Milo and POTUS posted:

This is a weird world

I don't want to say democracy has been proved a total failure, but really, democracy is a total failure.

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BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Hexyflexy posted:

I don't want to say democracy has been proved a total failure, but really, democracy is a total failure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWdfRRtAs3o

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