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Proud Christian Mom posted:Both Texas Senators and all but one Texas House Reps voted against Sandy aid NY senators and congressmen should demand a public apology in exchange for a yes vote.
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my kinda ape posted:NY senators and congressmen should demand a public apology in exchange for a yes vote. "Myself and my colleagues will vote for your aid package when you finally show the country your true reptilian skin and you can definitively prove you're not the Zodiac Killer." - Sen Schumer D-NY
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Duke Chin posted:"Myself and my colleagues will vote for your aid package when you finally show the country your true reptilian skin and you can definitively prove you're not the Zodiac Killer." - Sen Schumer D-NY Texas gets Aid and we finally solve the mystery of the Zodiac Killer[Ted Cruz] Win win.
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This is the only sane current events thread on the whole goddamn forums. D&D and C-SPAM are self-radicalizing into LF territory because goons can't post without it being a competition about who's the most purely whatever the gently caress the thread is about.
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Fister Roboto posted:If you said least insane you might be correct. I'm drunk and feeling nonspecific so yeah I agree.
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Fister Roboto posted:If you said least insane you might be correct. just a reminder that this thread had a brief flirtation with worshiping a nuclear missile and it's still the least insane current events thread
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Many of us grew up under the spectre of nuclear holocaust I don't see an issue lmao
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Waroduce posted:Many of us grew up under the spectre of nuclear holocaust I don't see an issue lmao I still love that as soon as I got out of the military, I gave someone a ride when their car broke down. Stranger on the street, never met him before. We talked a bit, he asked what I did, I mentioned nuclear and submarines, and he asked if I was worried about nuclear attack. I told him he has been under threat for as long as he has been alive, that our sub could destroy the entire world at any time, and he has never really known about that. The look on his face was of sheer terror.
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Smiling Jack posted:just a reminder that this thread had a brief flirtation with worshiping a nuclear missile and it's still the least insane current events thread It's not so strange, an all-out nuclear exchange would solve a lot of our current problems. The debt ceiling, charter schools, and universal healthcare aren't important if everyone is dead. It's not my preferred solution, mind you...
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Flipping the board when I am losing is totally justified and counts as a tie at worst.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I'm drunk and feeling nonspecific so yeah I agree. Pretty much. In other news, allow me to introduce you to two new potential GiP heroes, Master Sergeant Guns and Dadimus Maximus. 'I think he's barbecuing': A helicopter view of the Texas flood with the California National Guard Hero #1 is MSgt Guns.  The camera is VERY friendly to his arms and he's basically flying all over in a chopper looking for people to rescue.  Or maybe cameras to pose for. Whatever! That's when he spots Hero #2, Dadimus Maximus, from the chopper. "He's giving a thumbs-up and taking a picture."  This guy is surrounded by water but GODDAMNIT I'M GOING TO ENJOY THIS loving DECK AND I'M GOING TO HAVE A loving BARBECUE. NO I DON'T NEED A RESCUE, I NEED SOME loving MEAT. RESCUE THE HORSE IF YOU NEED TO RESCUE SOMETHING. It's unclear if he actually was having a barbecue, but he didn't request a rescue so it's officially canon. 
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To be maximum pro-tier dad he should be grilling for people he rescued I mean that's pretty dad but it's not maximum dad
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Top picture his forearm is on his leg or something that's pushing it out and making it look a little unreal.
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He should let the horse up on the deck.
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my kinda ape posted:He should let the horse up on the deck. Reminds me of how the Army landed their horses and pack mules in Cuba during the Spanish-American War: they pushed 'em off the troop ships and waited for them to swim ashore.  Poor ol' Freckles, joined the Rough Riders and drowned.
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Smiling Jack posted:just a reminder that this thread had a brief flirtation with worshiping a nuclear missile and it's still the least insane current events thread "Brief flirtation" True believers never waver in faith.
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Smiling Jack posted:just a reminder that this thread had a brief flirtation with worshiping a nuclear missile and it's still the least insane current events thread Lol as if we ever stopped
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I'd say I'm looking forward to living in the post nuclear dystopia eating radioactive crabs but I live near Bangor so yeah I'm toast.
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LingcodKilla posted:I'd say I'm looking forward to living in the post nuclear dystopia eating radioactive crabs but I live near Bangor so yeah I'm toast. Dude you are what you eat, youre going to mutate into a big rad-crab.
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orange juche posted:Dude you are what you eat, youre going to mutate into a big rad-crab. I guess he can take comfort in being the second most annoying thing to kill in the wastelands. First prize goes to deathclaws but I don't know what they came from to eat and turn into one.
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bird food bathtub posted:I guess he can take comfort in being the second most annoying thing to kill in the wastelands. First prize goes to deathclaws but I don't know what they came from to eat and turn into one. Goats.
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bird food bathtub posted:I guess he can take comfort in being the second most annoying thing to kill in the wastelands. First prize goes to deathclaws but I don't know what they came from to eat and turn into one. It was some sort of lizard. Chameleons I think?
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WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:It was some sort of lizard. Chameleons I think? Jackson's Chameleon specifically, though it's a bit different from other mutants since ~according to Fallout Lore~ they were actually created before the war as weapons and then released into the wasteland as a result of the nuclear apocalypse.
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WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:It was some sort of lizard. Chameleons I think? 
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LET US ALL PRAY FOR CLEANSING FIRE IN THE NAME OF THE GREAT LIGHTBRINGER SHERMAN
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He does know that KORUS is a deal with SOUTH Korea, right?
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McNally posted:He does know that KORUS is a deal with SOUTH Korea, right? He's definitely the kind of guy who asks every Asian he meets "So are you Chinese or Japanese."
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Poppyseed Poundcake posted:An 18 hour old tweet by an unverified nobody with less than 100 retweets isn't a current event Good news! The Washington Post disagrees. Trump plans withdrawal from South Korea trade deal http://wapo.st/2gylx4T
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Poppyseed Poundcake posted:An 18 hour old tweet by an unverified nobody with less than 100 retweets isn't a current event I think it's time for my fake Twitter profile with a fake suave black political scientist with a stock photo to make an appearance in this thread.
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Former director of the Tulsa Air and Space Museum and Planetarium, current Oklahoma congressman and Trump fellator Jim Bridenstine nominated as NASA head. http://www.newsweek.com/trumps-nasa-chief-pick-jim-bridenstine-controversial-choice-658880
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